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| Posted by: | sphelx. |
| Time: | 7:23 am. |
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hi every1!
i just joined this community and im so happy they're is more ptherkins out there1 i thort i was a lone!
ive got a problem tho.
i am a lizard reptile and always have been for centuryees now;
but last nite when i was listening to my Enya albums on mp3 i started to feel like i have wings coming out of mi back, and another pare were my arms are!
i don't no what this means, am i a bird instead? or maybe im was a lizard with wings in the past, like a hibrid reptile creature1!
can any1 tell me wut this meens?
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| Subject: | peple just liek mae |
| Posted by: | betterforall. |
| Time: | 7:13 pm. |
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omg omg omg i finally foind people who are liek me! you see i had an epifany liek yeaars ago. it all happend when i was succking of my boyfriend whidle he strokd my dick. i realjjized im not gAY because god liek me hates fags. so i must have been a woman in another life or something. IM NOT GAY. IM A WOMAN TRAPPED IN A MANS BOTY. realizng who you are--its like wow. you cee suckjing dicks comes so natural to me (so says my boyfriend ::winkles:: ;))))))))) and i like having things put into my anus--which is so like metaforically symbolic of vaginal sex. i told my boyfriend this and he hit me and assed me why i stopped sucking his dick so yeah he is a skeptic. but I KONW THE TROOTHi evn liek to wear womens clothing!!!!11 how mudch moer evidence do skepticks need!!?
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
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| Subject: | LFG, need aliens and old guys |
| Posted by: | rainsingingwolf. |
| Time: | 4:06 pm. |
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Hay guys Im l00king 4 peepel like me
We were around be4 the earth was here and we saw it being foormed and stuff. We used too call oursevles 'old guys'. Im not sure if they'll remember though.
So this other time I posted nobody new what i was talkng about so Im gonna post some keywords that those l1ke me will remember:
LFG Earth Formation
[1]open the box
[15]get knew bodies
[45]lose
k so if you recognize these ^_^ please email me at |\|()()8@life.com
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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
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So, I've known many people who've claimed they've had feline or wolfish traits like meowing and hissing, or how they like to stretch in the morning, that kind of thing... sometimes they growl when startled and they think maybe they growled because they're really a wolf.
Well, the thing is, the other day I was getting ready for work when I burped. A relatively large-sized chunk of vomit entered my mouth. Surprised, I chewed and re-swallowed it without thinking. Like it was instinct.
Could I have been a cow in a past life? Or a deer? Do deer ruminate, because I think I like deer better.
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Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
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I once spoke to a vegan otherkin who claimed to have been a factory-farm chicken in a past life (in addition to being a dragon in another). If I ate him am I a cannibal, a murderer or even both? And if so, how could it be proven in the court of law that the particular chicken I ate was actually that person?
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| Subject: | Also perhaps a badpunkin? |
| Posted by: | shadsdf. |
| Time: | 6:17 pm. |
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I have recently come to the great personal realization that I am, in fact, a πkin.
I know this may sound completely irrational, but I assure you, I am real. However, I will admit that I'm not natural in the slightest :{
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Sunday, November 26th, 2006
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| Subject: | Inquiring minds want to know |
| Posted by: | cyaneus. |
| Time: | 7:00 pm. |
| Mood: |  curious. |
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If you have astral sex with your soul sibling, is that incest?
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Monday, November 6th, 2006
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| Subject: | This mockery must cease |
| Posted by: | hellmutt. |
| Time: | 3:53 pm. |
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I consider myself a tolerant and open-minded Troll King. But this is the straw that broke the warpig's back!
I cannot believe my ancient and transcendental kinfolk should be mocked in this manner! It is outrageous!
(...But I sort of want one of these... shhh.)
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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
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| Subject: | OH NOES! WE ARE TEH PERSECUTED!!1! |
| Posted by: | revolution. |
| Time: | 11:12 pm. |
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We can't use normal dating services run by teh ebil hoomans, so we have to make our own.
(But don't join if you're an ork or vampire, cause they're teh ebilz, too.)
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Sunday, September 17th, 2006
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| Subject: | My anime life makes me sad :(( |
| Posted by: | rainsingingwolf. |
| Time: | 9:33 pm. |
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In my past life I was this one character who's life sucks and blames himself for everything (I'm sure you all know which character I am in and what series, because it's the only one who has anybody like that in the series. I've realized that this is part of the reason why I've felt so guilty about how my teacher taught me when I was in elementary school because he was always picking on me for no reason and punishing me and stuff.
I feel oddly connected to this other series because, you know, unlike every other anime all these characters have something bad in their pasts that make them want to kick everybody else's @*!%, you know? I can't figure out if I'm a character in it or if it's just because of massive amount of "Oh! Poor me! Poor pitiful me! Pour me another drink!" in that series or if I'm just making stuff up in my head.
What do you guys think? What character am I?
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Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
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| Subject: | crazy people...they exist! |
| Posted by: | dinogrrl. |
| Time: | 11:57 am. |
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So one of my geology profs, Dr. Fox, told us this story in the invertebrate paleontology class this morning.
Years ago he was teaching physical geology and he got to the part where he was talking about the formation of the solar system. After the class, one lady came up to him and said 'I don't agree with your interpretation of events. Especially about Jupiter.'
"Oh?"
"Yes, it's wrong."
"Really."
"I know because I was born there. And I've been to Mars too, and I took pictures of the animals there."
The next week she also asked for five minutes of the class time to give her side of the story. And Dr. Fox let her. And his students were like "O_O".
So, there you have it. A person from Jupiter attended my school.
She didn't graduate.
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Saturday, September 9th, 2006
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OMG I saw this symbol a while ago between being a sleep and being awake and was wondering if it meant anything because I think it may be a vision of some sort:
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| Subject: | I'm a D3m0n okay?! |
| Posted by: | rainsingingwolf. |
| Time: | 6:52 pm. |
| Mood: |  excited. |
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Hey dudes! I'm so like otherkin! I believe, I mean, I know I'm like a demon-incarnate! Or at least half because I'be been a sadistic bastard ever since I was a little kid.
I always had a problem with relating to people! They never understand me!
Oh! I'm just looking for other people who understand me!
These aren't the only reasns I think I'm kin! Okay!
Freind me please1 I'm lonely!
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Thursday, April 27th, 2006
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I am ptherkin, heer me rooooaaarrrr!!!!!111
u may laff at me but 2 BAD I AM BETT3R THAN U.
I am overdramatic, hear me roar!
I am more speshul than U.
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