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Want so much, and don't care how much of a dork this makes me.

Yo! I be twittering myself!

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( exercise & boyfriend related stuff )

Has anybody ever had acupuncture? I have my first appointment Thursday and I'm a little nervous.

Adding to the 'You know you have it bad list'

When your brother can successfully predict your reaction to something before you're seen it.

*laughs*

The really scary thing is, he was dead on. Down to the waving of the hands.

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So, I passed out today for the first time ever. Not fell into bed so drunk or so tired or so sick that I immediately fell asleep- honest to gods, eyes rolled back in my head, collapsed to the ground from a standing position like a ton of fucking bricks passed out. Yeah. So it seems that if a tattooing session is long and painful enough, something akin to mild shock and/or severe adrenaline crash can happen afterward. That's what I'm guessing anyway, cause as much as the first session didn't really hurt, this one was TORTURE. Lots of heavy blacks that took an infinite amount of going-over right over the bloody shin bone, and that was just the first two hours. And like a genius I didn't eat anything before I went to the shop and we started at 2 today. So after we were finally done, I limped to the Indian place nearby because I didn't have it in me to walk very far. I choked down about half of my curry before I started to feel so shaky and nauseous that I paid and hobbled out of there, intent on getting back to the studio and laying down. I made it not quite to the corner before I stopped and leaned over because I was certain I was going to throw up. I didn't, but I was hyperventilating and breaking out into a cold sweat and before I knew what was happening up was down and down was up and I was on the ground, half on the sidewalk and half in the street. Surprisingly it didn't hurt at all because I think that was when I blacked out.

I don't think I was out there for terribly long, but when I was coming to I did notice people going by ignoring the girl passed out half in the street and in danger of being hit by a fucking car. Nice, Japan, very nice. I hauled myself to my feet and got back to the studio where I promptly passed out on the couch. All in all, not my best day ever. I am now terrified out of my mind to do the next session, and even more unnerved because from the look of how much is yet to be done, this is looking like it might be more like four sessions than three. And I have four kids classes tomorrow. Fantastic. At least Wednesday I don't have any, so I can get a little respite. You know, for someone who hates pain as much as I do, I sure am voluntarily subjecting myself to a whole lot of it.

I'll post up pictures of the second phase tomorrow when it's looking less ratty and I'm feeling less sore. Cause it was in the flaking stage when he worked on it today, some of the excess ink is clinging to the flakes and it's not looking terribly pretty at the mo. Should look a bit nicer tomorrow.

In the mean time- Ow.

Yeah, that about covers it. Ow.

Для начала познакомтесь с моей пруграммой :


1. всему населению неприкосновенность и воровать ФСЕМ
2. ввести акцизные марки на взятки, из сумм взяток (задекларированных) взаткоплательщикам возвращать НДС
3. чиновников брать по принципу - хто больше заплатит стране за своё место (%со взяток)
4. Высшим органом власти признать Майдан в Бердичеве (три человека собравшиеся там - уже кворум для изменений в Конституцию)
5. Киев лишить права голоса, ибо нефигх, и вааще, столицу избирать фсинародным голосованием в Бердичеве на 3 (три) года. Ибо сие есть демократично (читай сухо и комфортно)
6. Ядерные могильники построить на даче у прИзИдента для поднятия цены на мёд
7. Всем металлургическим комбинатам выпускать туалетную бумагу
8. КБ Антонова перевести на выпуск самолётиков из этой бумаги
9. Объявить войну Албании - за недовыдачу населению Украины словарей албанского и попытку срыва выборов
За сим пока фсё

ЗЫ. Хочу увидеть юсовских миротворцев (топор есть, предложения в приват)

"Западный человек не нуждается в большем господстве над природой, внешней или внутренней. Господство над обеими достигло у него чуть ли не дьявольского совершенства. К сожалению, при этом отсутствует ясное понимание собственной неполноценности по отношению к природе вокруг себя и к своей внутренней природе. Он должен понять, что не может делать все, что ему заблагорассудится. Если он не дойдет до осознания этого, то будет сокрушен собственной природой. Он не ведает того, что против него самоубийственно восстает его собственная душа..." (К. Г. Юнг)

Rereading un-betaed fanfiction that you wrote over five years ago.

A sure fire way to either make you laugh at how BADLY you wrote, or cry.

(I'm still blaming you bibliokat.)

The Boy and I returned home today. We were are a conference sponsored by the Committee that Belongs to the Systems Librarian some 2 hours or so away from home. We spent some times at a friend's and my mother-in-law's and made it back home early this morning. Susanna was very happy to see us.

I developed a sore throat Wednesday that gave way to a normal head cold. I did this all, like a week or two ago. It isn't fair. Both the Boy and I presented at this conference. Both went well.

Susanna has stopped burying her crap (literally) in the litterbox. Now she just wipes her paws on the curtains. How do I stop this? The quality of my life is suffering, especially since her litterbox is in my office.

Well, Valentie's Day is still far away but...

more animals

Please to be leaving me ONE WORD PROMPTS. No phrases or pairings as I don't know how this is going to work (or if it will work)--just some interesting or rarely used words. The more syllables the better.

(No, I am not procrastinating on typing up a Ronnie/Ben fic for rounds_of_kink due tomorrow. Not at all. Nope. *sigh* Why do I insist on WRITING shit out first? What is WRONG with me that I can't THINK at a computer/keyboard?)

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• 23:52 @kingzgurl LOL. Harvick is my sister's boy. Also, I like the IN&OUT burgers, but the fries taste like ass. Hee! you 'spread the gay'!! #

The Stargate Files

Crossover, The Dresden Files/Stargate Atlantis
Gen, PG
Cast: Harry Dresden, John Sheppard, Rodney, Sam, Zelenka et al.
~7200 words
Spoilers: up to and including Small Favor in TDF and season 4 in SGA
Notes: Written for sulien77 in the Fandom Free-for-all. She wanted Harry in the Pegasus Galaxy, interacting with the Team.

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Flight Paths

Crossover, Stargate Atlantis/Battlestar Galactica
Cast of characters: Starbuck, Sheppard, Anders, Adama et al.
Pairing: Sheppard/Anders
Rating: M
Notes: 1. I'm not going to make a habit out of it, but it's not beta-ed. Spellchecked, yes. Feel free to gently point out any mistakes.
2. This is meant to be a one-shot; I wanted to finally let go of an idea that's been stewing as a draft for something like two years, and bsg_slashathon's challenge provided just the right incentive. Contrary to ff.net, if it ever gets a sequel or not doesn't depend at all on the number of comments received, it depends on inspiration, (not-)procrastination and Robert D. Moore. :D

( ~4000 words )

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Yay! I have written something... and apparently my muses wanted to write Merlin fic. No idea if this is anything other than crap but hey, words on the page! Is this worth posting to the Merlin comms?

Title - Through The Looking Glass
Fandom - Merlin
Characters - Merlin/Arthur, Nimueh
Rating - R
Spoilers - To be on the safe side say up to 1:04 The Poisoned Chalice
Summary - Who is the servant and who the master?
Author's notes - First attempt at fic for this fandom and let's get right onto those cliches! Not betaed so any mistakes, mea culpa.

( Through The Looking Glass )