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Saturday, October 11th, 2008


dikij_medved
Time:6:07 pm.
РКК "Энергия" осталась без средств на создание новых и модернизацию существующих пилотируемых кораблей "Союз", а также транспортных кораблей "Прогресс" [...] РКК "Энергия" планировала взять кредит в "Сбербанке" на эти цели, однако правительство задержало выпуск и одобрение директивы по этому кредиту на несколько месяцев, из-за чего ставка по кредиту увеличилась. Директива правительства вышла в понедельник, 6 октября, однако Сбербанк из-за финансового кризиса не дает РКК "Энергия" кредит "даже под большие проценты, а только обещает". отсюда

Вообще-то это хамство... Нахрена, спрашивается, гос-во дало денег Сбербанку???
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oner
Subject:[LJ2ME]
Time:3:03 pm.
Тепло! надо было брать шорты
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kazich
Subject:Словарь ложных друзей переводчика
Time:1:44 pm.
A
accord - согласие, единодушие (не аккорд)
accurate - точный (а не аккуратный)
agitator - подстрекатель (не только агитатор)
alley - переулок (не аллея)
Alsatian - немецкая овчарка (а не только эльзасский)
amber - янтарь (а не только амбра)
ammunition - боеприпасы (а не амуниция)
angina - стенокардия (а не ангина)
arc - дуга (а не арка)
artist - художник (а не только артист)

тыц.. )
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moon_aka_sun
Subject:В Долине Смерти, где живые камни
Time:1:23 am.

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oner
Subject:[LJ2ME] едем едем едем е!
Time:11:24 am.
в рюкзаке ноут и две футболки. в кармане у сердца - дубликат бесценного груза, кредитка и e-ticket. Часа через 4 искупаюсь в адриатическом море. :)
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felise
Time:1:12 am.
Да, а машинка мечты - все же Тиида. Но сначала маникюр/педикюр, потом новые джинсы, ботинки и сумочка, потом мебель новую в спальню. А там уже и Тииду.
И хватит перечитывать ЖЖ!
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felise
Subject:не прошло и года
Time:1:05 am.
взялась перечитывать свой ЖЖ. Забавная тенденция - ровно год, как начались розово-сопливые посты. В большинстве конечно подзамочные, но суть их от этого не меняется - стала больше жаловаться на жизнь, потому что жизнь эта изменилась. И судя по всему не в лучшую сторону.
Так вот вроде в мыслях кажется что все нормально. а почитала и поняла - о себе забыла. о желаниях своих забыла. Некогда типа. А если что и реализуется, так впопыхах и кое-как..
Нельзя так дальше. не знаю что делать.
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felise
Time:12:30 am.
на что я трачу свои нервы?
на то, чтобы всем этим компаниям - редмндским гигантам, компаниям-внедренцам, компаниям заказчикам, всяким там разработчикам - что б им было хорошо. Чтобы все эти продавцы воздуха, продавцы мегабайтов скомпилированного кода чуствовали себя удовлетворенными, от того, что при них написали так, как они того хотят.
я трачу нервы, время, силы... согласовываю правки и выслушиваю постоянные замечания...
да ну их всех!
ну правда.. ну что это за время такое.. технический прогресс блин... из за чего я переживаю? это же все так нереально, так неощутимо. Вот сечас перегорит монтор и я не увижу этих суперсовременных программных решений. или свет отключат везде - и все! и пиндык всем этим эфеективным и надежным, безопасным и защищенным и прочая и прочая программным продуктам. не нужны они будут никому.

не, ну правда, что бы мне не родиться в деревне.. пасла бы коров.. был бы муж-тракторист, куча детишек.. Ну правда, ну зачем мне это все, а?
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Friday, October 10th, 2008


tutux
Subject:Разговоры космонавтов
Time:8:41 pm.
http://www.nasa.gov/178952main_Mission_Audio_UP.asx

Они довольно редко обсчаются, но все таки иногда перекидываются фразами! круто блин.
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0xd34df00d
Subject:Эк меня...
Time:9:30 pm.

Originally published at Wonder what's next. You can comment here or there.

Снег полуторалетней давности на фотографиях. Школа, которой больше нет. Люди, которые ушли. Люди, которые забыты и которых хотелось забыть. Стены, которые еще стоят, но в которых уже больше никогда не побываешь. Пути, пути, пути расходятся, сходятся другие, но и они тоже разойдутся.

Чо-то приходят на ум строки одной из двух моих самых любимых групп:

Know that never again
Will I know you that way

Что-то в этом всем есть.

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jbennett
Subject:Onbeing in Canada
Time:1:18 pm.
good lord people over-exaggerate Canada. Everyone in my family keeps telling me that I need to dress cold for Canada. Over and over again they keep telling me and you know what it's not /that/ bad. Don't know how long I'll be here. It looks like I'll already be here long than I planned but I think I'm going to be fine.

Canada is cool. definitely a different landscape from Atlanta or Florida. The only thing more popular than Pizza Pizza is Tim Horton's. That's awesome.

Let me tell you something about the Asian long-horned beetle this freaking beetle is gonna kill Canada if we don't stop it. They got signed up all over the place telling you not to take wood out of the containment areas. When you actually read the literature this thing is bloody serious. That's why I like Latin girls because they don't come from a country that's host to a insect that's going to destroy the foliage of my homeland. That's my official answer and I'm sticking with it.
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jbennett
Subject:on deepest sender
Time:1:07 pm.
freaking deepest sender. there's no reset button. I'm typing up all these entries offline and I save them alright. But when I logout and login the same entry pops back up. There's no 'new' option or anything. I accidentally his "Save" instead of "Save as" and I just wrote over my entry. Stupid Deepest Sender
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jbennett
Subject:on frustrations with Windows
Time:1:06 pm.
Dear Microsoft,

Stop sucking. You are not Apple. I know you want to be cool but something about controlling eighty plus percent of the computer marketshare just makes you not hip. You're the old regime and you need to recognize that. Stop trying to capture the magic of Apple's promotion team. People may make fun and parody the iPod commercials but those were some bloody brilliant and effective pieces of advertising. Likewise your attempts at esoteric and abstract advertising just confuses and bothers people. Jerry Seinfield and Bill Gates are not a dynamic duo. They're just awkward. Even though the term PC doesn't belong to you. I'm willing to accept it as a branch of your new advertising but "I am PC" just isn't captivating. It feels like a very bad parody of "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" ads.
and more... )
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jbennett
Subject:On facial hair
Time:1:05 pm.
You know you don't do anything and you're facial hair gets all out of control and you accept it because you think you're a manly McMan's man. Whatever. Then you remove all of your facial hair and it takes forever to grow back. Ahh that's that.
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0xd34df00d
Subject:Шедеврально
Time:8:54 pm.

Originally published at Wonder what's next. You can comment here or there.

http://www.ng.ru/style/2008-10-10/16_idiot.html

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moof666
Subject:// Дибров
Time:7:50 pm.
Music:Провода - Садо-Мазо.
 Вышло интервью с Дмитрием Дибровым... Есть что почитать :)


Дмитрий Дибров: «Большинство журналистов работает за 100 сатанинских долларов»
Дмитрий Дибров пришел на телевидение больше двадцати лет назад и с тех пор не устает удивлять своих зрителей. Автор и ведущий многих ярких проектов сейчас работает в программе «Временно доступен» на телеканале «ТВ Центр», и, похоже, ему это нравится. Гуру отечественной журналистики рассказал нам, как он относится к светским тусовкам и современному телевидению, и объяснил, почему его интернет-проект Top4Top пришлось заморозить.
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yms
Time:6:48 pm.
Подобно тому как фрейдизм устарел после сексуальной революции ("даме приснился зонтик, значит, она хочет, чтоб ее выебали в жопу" - согласитесь, не очень современно), экзистенциализм устарел после революции психоделической. "Ах, блядь, что же делать, мы все умрем, вот я такой сам по себе осмысляющий смертный центр мироздания" - достаточно одной таблэтки, чтобы это заявление потеряло всякий смысл.
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agrp_xtb
Subject:Информация к размышлению
Time:7:42 pm.
CLOWNS IN CHARGE DO NOT REALIZE THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED AND BROKEN, AS EFFORTS TO REDOUBLE THE DEVICES ARE ALL DRAWN FROM THE SAME DEFECTIVE TOOLBAG. MAJOR BANK FAILURES, BANKRUPTCIES OF MAJOR FINANCIAL FIRMS (LIKE INSURANCE), AND INDIVIDUAL MARKET DEFAULTS COME VERY SOON.
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zloiadun
Time:6:44 pm.
Уже можно скачать Fallout 3 XBOX 360. Официальный релиз для всех платформ - 28-го октября
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__ronin__
Subject:Чемоданное
Time:6:47 pm.
...Но только в двух городах
Я дома, пока я гость.
Только там, где Нева становится морем,
Я вижу Крымский мост.
В полдень сквозь звон колоколен
Будто бы в двух шагах,
Гром Петропавловской пушки
Я слышу на Покровах.
Снова в ночь летят дороги,
День в рассвет менять.
Кому чья, а мне досталась
Трасса E-95...
В общем, до понедельника отбываю в Северную столицу. Связь по телефону, и чем под руку попадется ;) 

Запись опубликована Ronin's Blog.Вы можете оставить комментарии здесь или тут

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zip_martin
Subject:на память
Time:6:22 pm.
Music:Noir, Black Magik - F*ck Me (Original Mix) (D I G I T A L L Y - I M P O R T E D - Electro House - an.
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jubelhunden
Subject:WiFi is no longer a viable secure connection
Time:4:20 pm.
WiFi is no longer secure enough to protect wireless data.

Global Secure Systems has said that a Russian's firm's use of the latest NVidia graphics cards to accelerate WiFi ‘password recovery' times by up to an astonishing 10,000 per cent proves that WiFi's WPA and WPA2 encryption systems are no longer enough to protect wireless data.

David Hobson, managing director of GSS, claimed that companies can no longer view standards-based WiFi transmission as sufficiently secure against eavesdropping to be used with impunity. He also said that the use of VPNs is arguably now mandatory for companies wanting to comply with the Data Protection Act.

He said: “This breakthrough in brute force decryption of WiFi signals by Elcomsoft confirms our observations that firms can no longer rely on standards-based security to protect their data. As a result, we now advise clients using WiFi in their offices to move on up to a VPN encryption system as well.

“Brute force decryption of the WPA and WPA2 systems using parallel processing has been on the theoretical possibilities horizon for some time - and presumably employed by relevant government agencies in extreme situations - but the use of the latest NVidia cards to speedup decryption on a standard PC is extremely worrying.

“The $64,000 question, of course, is what happens when hackers secure a pecuniary advantage by gaining access to company data flowing across a WPA or WPA2-encrypted wireless connection. Will the Information Commissioner take action against the company concerned for an effective breach of the Data Protection Act.”

By Dan Raywood
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jubelhunden
Subject:Nice cub
Time:3:30 pm.
A tiger cub given to Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin for his 56th birthday.
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bagamut
Subject:GPS Geotagging with Holux M-241
Time:12:13 pm.

Вот хочу такую штуку, надоело ручками показывать в гуглкарты где фото снято, да и прикольно это, треки и фото в гуглземлю загрузил и любуешься.

Чипсет МТК, 130.000 точек с интервалом 1,5,10,15,30,60,120 сек, 12 часов от батарейки АА, 64 гр. Вот тут рекомендуют связку BT747 project и GeoSetter for Windows.
Как альтернативу можно что-то типа такого HTC Touch HD или HTC Touch Pro, но это дороже и в диких условия сохранность и подзарядка проблемнее.

Кто чем пользуется уже?
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ficus_1
Time:1:53 pm.
ROMERO ‎(11:51):
а кто хамза Рафик чтоли
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(11:53):
не. Вадик Хамренко
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(11:53):
помнишь его?
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(11:53):
вечно блять на школьнике летал
ROMERO ‎(11:57):
да но мне все это почемуто запомнилось что это с Рафиком царство ему небесное было
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(11:58):
Рафик помер???
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(11:58):
когда? как?
ROMERO ‎(12:03):
да его застрелил полкан из ФСБ застрелил на "Дружбе" он с Игорьком братом Косого в ларек зашли и чето там покупали и вообщем подробностей не знаю они с этим полканом чет не поднлили а полкан вмазанный был че там произошло вообщем полкан дотал волыну и начал их валить Игорька ранил а Рафик помойму в реанимации скончался А в газетах и в новостях освещали что типа на полкана напали кавказцы он был при исполнении и хотели его убить прикинь суки
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(12:05):
пипец...
user.alexey.zarevin ‎(12:05):
это "освещение" я помню, да...
ROMERO ‎(12:06):
ну так вот как это и было оно самое

Наверное стоит добавить, что "Дружба" - это бывший кинотеатр на Осетинке в Ставрополе,  Рафик был толстым,  добродушным, хитроватым азербайджанцем. Ну а заподозрить кавказца в Игорьке можно было только с пьяного угару или  по большому желанию большого начальства.
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zip_martin
Subject:ЭЛЕГИЯ НА ЗАКРЫТИЕ БАНКА
Time:1:25 pm.
увидел прекрасное в коментах у [info]bearshitsky
http://bearshitsky.livejournal.com/84564.html

Он работал в банке на Таганке,
У него был сейф и дырокол,
И портрет жены на фото в рамке
Украшал его рабочий стол.

Read more... )
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jubelhunden
Subject:IT's biggest project failures -- and what we can learn from them
Time:11:05 am.
Every year, the Improbable Research organization hands out Ig Nobel prizes to research projects that "first make people laugh, and then make them think."
For example, this year's Ig Nobel winners, announced last week, include a prize in nutrition to researchers who electronically modified the sound of a potato chip to make it appear crisper and fresher than it really is and a biology prize to researchers who determined that fleas that live on a dog jump higher than fleas that live on a cat. Last year, a team won for studying how sheets become wrinkled.
That got us thinking: Though the Ig Nobels haven't given many awards to information technology (see No Prize for IT for reasons why), the history of information technology is littered with projects that have made people laugh -- if you're the type to find humor in other people's expensive failures. But have they made us think? Maybe not so much. "IT projects have terrible track records. I just don't get why people don't learn," says Mark Kozak-Holland, author of Titanic Lessons for IT Projects (that's Titanic as in the ship, by the way).
When you look at the reasons for project failure, "it's like a top 10 list that just repeats itself over and over again," says Holland, who is also a senior business architect and consultant with HP Services. Feature creep? Insufficient training? Overlooking essential stakeholders? They're all on the list -- time and time again.
A popular management concept these days is "failing forward" -- the idea that it's OK to fail so long as you learn from your failures. In the spirit of that motto and of the Ig Nobel awards, Computerworld presents 11 IT projects that may have "failed" -- in some cases, failed spectacularly -- but from which the people involved were able to draw useful lessons.
You'll notice that many of them are government projects. That's not necessarily because government fails more often than the private sector, but because regulations and oversight make it harder for governments to cover up their mistakes. Private enterprise, on the other hand, is a bit better at making sure fewer people know of its failures.
So here, in chronological order, are Computerworld's favorite IT boondoggles, our own Ig Nobels. Feel free to laugh at them -- but try and learn something too.

IBM's Stretch project

In 1956, a group of computer scientists at IBM set out to build the world's fastest supercomputer. Five years later, they produced the IBM 7030 -- a.k.a. Stretch -- the company's first transistorized supercomputer, and delivered the first unit to the Los Alamos National Laboratory in 1961. Capable of handling a half-million instructions per second, Stretch was the fastest computer in the world and would remain so through 1964.
Nevertheless, the 7030 was considered a failure. IBM's original bid to Los Alamos was to develop a computer 100 times faster than the system it was meant to replace, and the Stretch came in only 30 to 40 times faster. Because it failed to meet its goal, IBM had to drop Stretch's price to $7.8 million from the planned $13.5 million, which meant the system was priced below cost. The company stopped offering the 7030 for sale, and only nine were ever built.
That wasn't the end of the story, however. "A lot of what went into that effort was later helpful to the rest of the industry," said Turing Award winner and Stretch team member Fran Allen at a recent event marking the project's 50th anniversary. Stretch introduced pipelining, memory protection, memory interleaving and other technologies that have shaped the development of computers as we know them.

Lesson learned

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Even if you don't meet your project's main goals, you may be able to salvage something of lasting value from the wreckage.

Knight-Ridder's Viewtron service

The Knight-Ridder media giant was right to think that the future of home information delivery would be via computer. Unfortunately, this insight came in the early 1980s, and the computer they had in mind was an expensive dedicated terminal.
Knight-Ridder launched its Viewtron version of videotex -- the in-home information-retrieval service -- in Florida in 1983 and extended it to other U.S. cities by 1985. The service offered banking, shopping, news and ads delivered over a custom terminal with color graphics capabilities beyond those of the typical PC of the time. But Viewtron never took off: It was meant to be the the "McDonald's of videotex" and at the same time cater to upmarket consumers, according to a Knight-Ridder representative at the time who apparently didn't notice the contradictions in that goal.

A Viewtron terminal cost $900 initially (the price was later dropped to $600 in an attempt to stimulate demand); by the time the company made the service available to anyone with a standard PC, videotex's moment had passed.
Viewtron only attracted 20,000 subscribers, and by 1986, it had been canceled. But not before it cost Knight-Ridder $50 million. The New York Times business section wrote, with admirable understatement, that Viewtron "tried to offer too much to too many people who were not overly interested."
Nevertheless, BusinessWeek concluded at the time, "Some of the nation's largest media, technology and financial services companies ... remain convinced that some day, everyday life will center on computer screens in the home." Can you imagine?

Lesson learned

Sometimes you can be so far ahead of the curve that you fall right off the edge.

DMV projects -- California and Washington

Two Western states spent the 1990s attempting to computerize their departments of motor vehicles, only to abandon the projects after spending millions of dollars. First was California, which in 1987 embarked on a five-year, $27 million plan to develop a system for keeping track of the state's 31 million drivers' licenses and 38 million vehicle registrations. But the state solicited a bid from just one company and awarded the contract to Tandem Computers. With Tandem supplying the software, the state was locked into buying Tandem hardware as well, and in 1990, it purchased six computers at a cost of $11.9 million.
That same year, however, tests showed that the new system was slower than the one it was designed to replace. The state forged ahead, but in 1994, it was finally forced to abandon what the San Francisco Chronicle described as "an unworkable system that could not be fixed without the expenditure of millions more." In that May 1994 article, the Chronicle described it as a "failed $44 million computer project." In an August article, it was described as a $49 million project, suggesting that the project continued to cost money even after it was shut down. A state audit later concluded that the DMV had "violated numerous contracting laws and regulations."

Lesson learned

Regulations are there for a reason, especially ones that keep you from doing things like placing your future in the hands of one supplier.
Meanwhile, the state of Washington was going through its own nightmare with its License Application Mitigation Project (LAMP). Begun in 1990, LAMP was supposed to cost $16 million over five years and automate the state's vehicle registration and license renewal processes. By 1992, the projected cost had grown to $41.8 million; a year later, $51 million; by 1997, $67.5 million. Finally, it became apparent that not only was the cost of installing the system out of control, but it would also cost six times as much to run every year as the system it was replacing. Result: plug pulled, with $40 million spent for nothing.

Lesson learned

When a project is obviously doomed to failure, get out sooner rather than later.

FoxMeyer ERP program

In 1993, FoxMeyer Drugs was the fourth largest distributor of pharmaceuticals in the U.S., worth $5 billion. In an attempt to increase efficiency, FoxMeyer purchased an SAP system and a warehouse automation system and hired Andersen Consulting to integrate and implement the two in what was supposed to be a $35 million project. By 1996, the company was bankrupt; it was eventually sold to a competitor for a mere $80 million.
The reasons for the failure are familiar. First, FoxMeyer set up an unrealistically aggressive time line -- the entire system was supposed to be implemented in 18 months. Second, the warehouse employees whose jobs were affected -- more accurately, threatened -- by the automated system were not supportive of the project, to say the least. After three existing warehouses were closed, the first warehouse to be automated was plagued by sabotage, with inventory damaged by workers and orders going unfilled.
Finally, the new system turned out to be less capable than the one it replaced: By 1994, the SAP system was processing only 10,000 orders a night, compared with 420,000 orders under the old mainframe. FoxMeyer also alleged that both Andersen and SAP used the automation project as a training tool for junior employees, rather than assigning their best workers to it.
In 1998, two years after filing for bankruptcy, FoxMeyer sued Andersen and SAP for $500 million each, claiming it had paid twice the estimate to get the system in a quarter of the intended sites. The suits were settled and/or dismissed in 2004.

Lesson learned

No one plans to fail, but even so, make sure your operation can survive the failure of a project.

Apple's Copland operating system

It's easy to forget these days just how desperate Apple Computer was during the 1990s. When Microsoft Windows 95 came out, it arrived with multitasking and dynamic memory allocation, neither of which was available in the existing Mac System 7. Copland was Apple's attempt to develop a new operating system in-house; actually begun in 1994, the new OS was intended to be released as System 8 in 1996.
Copland's development could be the poster child for feature creep. As the new OS came to dominate resource allocation within Apple, project managers began protecting their fiefdoms by pushing for their products to be incorporated into System 8. Apple did manage to get one developers' release out in late 1996, but it was wildly unstable and did little to increase anyone's confidence in the company.
Before another developer release could come out, Apple made the decision to cancel Copland and look outside for its new operating system; the outcome, of course, was the purchase of NeXT, which supplied the technology that became OS X.
Copland did not die in vain. Some of the technology seen in demos eventually turned up in OS X. And even before that, some Copland features wound up in System 8 and 9, including a multithreaded Finder that provided something like true preemptive multitasking.

Lesson learned

Project creep is a killer. Keep your project's goals focused.

Sainsbury's warehouse automation

Sainsbury's, the British supermarket giant, was determined to install an automated fulfillment system in its Waltham Point distribution center in Essex. Waltham Point was the distribution center for much of London and southeast England, and the barcode-based fulfillment system would increase efficiency and streamline operations. If it worked, that is.
Installed in 2003, the system promptly ran into what were then described as "horrendous" barcode-reading errors. Regardless, in 2005 the company claimed the system was operating as intended. Two years later, the entire project was scrapped, and Sainsbury's wrote off £150 million in IT costs. (That's $265,335,000 calculated by today's exchange rate, enough to buy a lot of groceries.)

Lesson learned

A square peg in a round hole won't fit any better as time goes on. Put another way -- problems that go unaddressed at rollout will only get worse, not better, over time.

Canada's gun registration system

In June 1997, Electronic Data Systems and U.K.-based SHL Systemhouse started work on a Canadian national firearm registration system. The original plan was for a modest IT project that would cost taxpayers only $2 million -- $119 million for implementation, offset by $117 million in licensing fees.
But then politics got in the way. Pressure from the gun lobby and other interest groups resulted in more than 1,000 change orders in just the first two years. The changes involved having to interface with the computer systems of more than 50 agencies, and since that integration wasn't part of the original contract, the government had to pay for all the extra work. By 2001, the costs had ballooned to $688 million, including $300 million for support.
But that wasn't the worst part. By 2001, the annual maintenance costs alone were running $75 million a year. A 2002 audit estimated that the program would wind up costing more than $1 billion by 2004 while generating revenue of only $140 million, giving rise to its nickname: "the billion-dollar boondoggle."
The registry is still in operation and still a political football. Both the Canadian Police Association and the Canadian Association of Chiefs of Police have spoken in favor of it, while opponents argue that the money would be better spent otherwise.

Lesson learned

Define your project scope and freeze specifications before the requests for changes get out of hand.

Three current projects in danger

At least Canada managed to get its project up and running. Our final three projects, courtesy of the U.S. government, are still in development -- they have failed in many ways already, but can still fail more. Will anyone learn anything from them? After reading these other stories, we know how we'd bet.

FBI Virtual Case File

In 2000, the FBI finally decided to get serious about automating its case management and forms processing, and in September of that year, Congress approved $379.8 million for the Information Technology Upgrade Project. What started as an attempt to upgrade the existing Automated Case Support system became, in 2001, a project to develop an entirely new system, the Virtual Case File (VCS), with a contract awarded to Science Applications International Corp.
That sounds reasonable until you read about the development time allotted (a mere 22 months), the rollout plans (a "flash cutover," in which the new system would come online and the old one would go offline over a single weekend), and the system requirements (an 800-page document specifying details down to the layout of each page).
By late 2002, the FBI needed another $123.2 million for the project. And change requests started to take a toll: According to SAIC, those totaled about 400 by the end of 2003. In April 2005, SAIC delivered 700,000 lines of code that the FBI considered so bug-ridden and useless that the agency decided to scrap the entire VCS project. A later audit blamed factors such as poorly defined design requirements, an overly ambitious schedule and the lack of an overall plan for purchases and deployment.
The FBI did use some of what it learned from the VCF disaster in its current Sentinel project. Sentinel, now scheduled for completion in 2012, should do what VCF was supposed to do using off-the-shelf, Web-based software.

Homeland Security's virtual fence

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is bolstering the U.S. Border Patrol with a network of radar, satellites, sensors and communication links -- what's commonly referred to as a "virtual fence." In September 2006, a contract for this Secure Border Initiative Network (SBInet, not to be confused with Skynet) was awarded to Boeing, which was given $20 million to construct a 28-mile pilot section along the Arizona-Mexico border.
But early this year, Congress learned that the pilot project was being delayed because users had been excluded from the process and the complexity of the project had been underestimated. (Sound familiar?) In February 2008, the Government Accountability Office reported that the radar meant to detect aliens coming across the border could be set off by rain and other weather, and the cameras mean to zoom in on subjects sent back images of uselessly low resolution for objects beyond 3.1 miles. Also, the pilot's communications system interfered with local residents' WiFi networks -- not good PR.
In April, DHS announced that the surveillance towers of the pilot fence did not meet the Border Patrol's goals and were being replaced -- a story picked up by the Associated Press and widely reported in the mainstream media. But the story behind the story is less clear. The DHS and Boeing maintain the original towers were only temporary installations for demonstration purposes. Even so, the project is already experiencing delays and cost overruns, and in April, SBInet program manager Kirk Evans resigned, citing lack of a system design as just one specific concern. Not an auspicious beginning.

Census Bureau's handheld units

Back in 2006, the U.S. Census Bureau made a plan to use 500,000 handheld devices -- purchased from Harris Corp. under a $600 million contract -- to help automate the 2010 census. Now, though, the cost has more than doubled, and their use is going to be curtailed in 2010 -- but the Census Bureau is moving ahead with the project anyway.
During a rehearsal for the census conducted in the fall of 2007, according to the GAO, field staff found that the handheld devices froze or failed to retrieve mapping coordinates (see Hard questions needed to save projects for details). Furthermore, multiple devices had the same identification number, which meant they would overwrite one another's data.
After the rehearsal, a representative of Mitre Corp., which advises the bureau on IT matters, brought notes to a meeting with the bureau's representative that read, "It is not clear that the system will meet Census' operational needs and quality goals. The final cost is unpredictable. Immediate, significant changes are required to rescue the program. However, the risks are so large considering the available time that we recommend immediate development of contingency plans to revert to paper operations."
There you have it, a true list of IT Ig Nobels: handheld computers that don't work as well as pencil and paper, new systems that are slower and less capable than the old ones they're meant to replace. Perhaps the overarching lesson is one that project managers should have learned at their mothers' knees: Don't bite off more than you can chew.

No Prize for IT

Information technology has rarely won an Ig Nobel award in the 18 years the prizes have been doled out by the Improbable Research organization.

Should we take the snub personally?
Marc Abrahams, the editor of Improbable Research, the organization's blog, says he thinks IT's relative absence is simply because the field is younger than other disciplines. "Certainly IT offers the same level of absurdity as other areas of research," he says comfortingly.
He points out that Murphy's Law, whose three "inventors" (John Paul Stapp, Edward A. Murphy, Jr. and George Nichols,) were honored with an Ig Nobel in 2003, sprang from an IT-like project in the late 1940s. Murphy was an electrical engineer who was brought in to help the Air Force figure out why safety tests they were conducting weren't producing any results. Murphy discovered that the electronic monitoring systems had been installed "backwards and upside down," according to Abrahams, which discovery caused him to mutter the first version of the law that bears his name.
Other Ig Nobels drawn from the world of technology include:
2001: John Keogh of Hawthorn, Victoria, Australia, won in the Technology category for patenting the wheel; he shared the award with the Australian Patent Office, which granted him Innovation Patent #2001100012 (pdf) for a "circular transportation facilitation device."
2000: Chris Niswander of Tucson, Ariz., won a Computer Science Ig Nobel for his development of PawSense, software that can tell when a cat is walking across your keyboard and make a sound to scare it off.
1997: Sanford Wallace -- yes, that Sanford Wallace -- of Cyber Promotions takes the Communications Ig Nobel for being the Spam King.
The Ig Nobels, it must be remembered, aren't into value judgments.


(c)Computerworld
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yms
Time:10:41 am.
Как говорил Хайнлайн, "любой человек должен уметь менять пеленки, планировать вторжения, резать свиней, проектировать здания, управлять кораблями, писать сонеты, ..." и т.д., "специализация — удел насекомых".

Так вот, любой человек должен уметь сажать самолет.
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__ronin__
Subject:ДождалИсь, ДождалИсь (с) Аукцыон
Time:12:41 pm.

По сведениям из надежных источников, принимаются предзаказы Neo FreeRunner по вполне гуманной цене. Что ж, будем надеяться и облизываться :)

Запись опубликована Ronin's Blog.Вы можете оставить комментарии здесь или тут

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pavlundra
Subject:Автомобилисты - эгоисты, градостроители - дураки, автонавигацию - фтопку.
Time:12:08 pm.
Интересные выводы делают исследователи движения автотранспорта по дорогам больших городов: Автонавигация: иллюзия информированности как фактор хаоса.
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yms
Subject:субъективность и обвинения
Time:9:31 am.
Если А знает как дважды два, что истинно утверждение "Икс", и слышит, что Б сказал "не-Икс", то этому могут быть следующие причины:

  • Б ошибается (независимо от уверенности его тона), причем по самым разным причинам — от незнания до предвзятости,
  • у А и Б есть разное понимание того, что такое "Икс", терминологии и т.д.,
  • А вообще "услышал" не то, что Б говорил, а то, что у него самого в голове возникло или преломилось,
  • Б сознательно лжет.

    Последнее не так уж часто встречается.
    Тем не менее, во многих сетевых, да и не только, диалогах А немедленно говорит "ты лжешь!", потому что свое субъективное знание автоматом переносит на Б. Этим грешу и я, конечно, но и многие другие тоже. Моментальная и чисто эмоциональная реакция.
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    pavlundra
    Subject:Как правильно расстаться с арендодателем?
    Time:11:13 am.
    А точнее, как бороться с уродами, которые не возвращают залоги?
    Наша печальная история с нейтральным концом:
    http://community.livejournal.com/spb_09/5693219.html

    (Полный конец еще, правда, не наступил, потому что арендодатель еще не в курсе, что налоговая инспекция скоро им заинтересуется. Да и сама налоговая пока не осведомлена. Продолжение следует.)
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    yms
    Time:8:40 am.
    Есть что-то общее между "новгородским делом" и теоремой Гёделя о неполноте.
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    tutux
    Time:8:39 am.
    Mood: pessimistic.
    работа + учеба. Извечная проблема. На каких-то кафедрах радуються, что их студенты работают на 4-5 курсах (хотя бы приблизительно по специальности), на некоторых закрывают глаза (ну работает и работает), но нашей кафдре (Безопасность Информационных Технологий) не принято совмещать работу и учебы. Завкаф дал понять, что он сильно против такого финта. Говорит, вот вы мол еще и стипендию будуту получать, учиться не будуте, а на сессии будете ходить и плакаться преподам.
    Оень надеюсь, что его угрозы так и останутся угрозами и он не будет создавать искусственные проблемы. Ибо мне нравиться то, чем я занимаюсь на своей работе и я не хочу этого бросать.
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    yms
    Time:7:20 am.
    На ютубе случайно наткнулся на замечательный цикл мультиков "Колыбельные мира".
    На первом месте по посещаемости — идиш.
    upd: сайт проекта — www.lull.ru.
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    yms
    Time:7:08 am.
    О тель-авивском концерте Федорова и Волкова пишут на ньюсру.ко.ил.
    а я не буду, в отпуск уезжаю...
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    Thursday, October 9th, 2008


    mpadams
    Subject:Another sign of the times: porn stock tanks...
    Time:8:26 pm.
    Mood: amused.
    http://www.nyse.com/about/listed/lcddata.html?ticker=PLA&fq=D&ezd=1Y&index=5

    News is talking about Hefner losing a gal, so I wikied up on him and his daughter. Didn't know Playboy was publicly traded. Funny enough, the stock's lost 2/3rds of its value in the last year. When even porn isn't selling, you know the economy sucks.
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    Friday, October 10th, 2008


    vaal_bp
    Time:3:22 am.
    я в сметении.
    Давно такого небыло
    причем себя
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    vlada
    Time:2:32 am.
    Mood:husky pups.
    Music:jazz.
    Мои первые пробы с фотиком:

    Больше фотографий этого помёта можно увидеть на моем сайтике про моих хаски
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    vlada
    Time:2:32 am.
    Mood:husky pups.
    Music:jazz.
    Мои первые пробы с фотиком:


    Больше фотографий этого помёта можно увидеть на моем сайтике про моих хаски
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