urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:programmerhumor The humour of programming Programmer Humour 2003-12-05T17:11:21Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:programmerhumor:1674 neofox@gmail.com Neo Fox 2003-11-07T21:24:11Z 2003-11-07T21:24:11Z Neo: Compiling, compiling, Fa la la la la laa!<br />Q: *dead pans* Did you just say "Compiling, compiling, Fa la la la la laa" ?<br />Neo: Yes!<br /><br />Q: Na na na na- na na na na- NA-NA NOTEPAD!<br /><br />Neo: I'm a stupid temp file! I should go kill myself! LALALALA!<br /><br />Q: Look at all the pretty squares and circles- they say YES! *slow insane child tone*<br /><br />Q: their lines say no but their shapes say yes.<br />Neo: So its that kind of flowchart, eh?<br /><br />Neo: We're intellegenté! See the appostrophe makes us seem smart!<br /><br />Neo: I have jolly ranchers!<br />Q: Can I have one?<br />Neo: Yes! I have no idea what flavour they are. Have mystery flavoured jolly rancher.<br />Q: Thankya.<br />Neo: Computer flavoured! mmmm keyboard!<br /><br />*BAMBAMBAM noise from behind and across the room*<br />Neo: Someone doesn't like their computer.<br /><br />Q: "I have some bad news. Your CPU board is brocken. I'm not going to tell you that everything will be fine but I'll do my best. I'm sorry"<br />It sounds like someone died! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:programmerhumor:1276 neofox@gmail.com Neo Fox 2003-10-25T20:15:37Z 2003-10-28T06:08:29Z Q: Xon Xoff provides flow control. It is the computers tampon.<br /><br />Q: "The programmer must designate the data type durring the coding of the program." Thats alot of "D"'s... Its like programming from Sesame St.!<br /><br />Q: Frodian Clicks<br /><br />Q: We are the Beavis and Butthead of programming<br /><br />Neo: SailorProgrammingHumour! COSMIC PROGRAMMING POWER!!!!!!<br /><br />Neo: Ahhh, flow charts. Flow charts are your children. That must be hard to pass through. "OW! Corner!"<br /><br />Neo: I can't spell today.<br />Q: T. O. D. A. Y.<br /><br />Neo: If you were something interesting to do where would you be?<br />Q: In Fire!<br />Neo: You wouldn't get many visitors.<br /><br />Q: The graphical nature of flowchars has proven effective in teaching viewer discression advised.<br /><br />Q: The importance of decomposing. <br />(System Analysis and Design level 1 Book 2)<br /><br />Neo's current programming project:<br /><br /><img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/458416/no.gif"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:programmerhumor:517 neofox@gmail.com Neo Fox 2003-10-04T00:27:05Z 2003-10-04T00:27:05Z Neo: Ow! My eyes! Sun!<br />Q: Well, now you know you really are a programmer<br /><br />Neo: The computer has so much cache it doesn't know what to do with it!<br /><br />Neo: one oh one one oh one<br />Q: oh!<br />Neo: One!<br />Q: one one oh<br />Neo: *nodds sagely* Oh one<br /><br />Neo: If I was part of a computer I'd be an OS (Operating System).<br />"I don't care what you do- just do it RIGHT!!"<br />CRASH!!<br /><br />Q: I am the Dr. Sues of programming<br /><br />Neo: Uh oh, that sounded like a keyboard.<br /><br />Neo: What is the sound of one mouse clicking?<br />NOTHING! Because there is no one there to click it! Duh nah nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuh<br /><br />Neo: <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/neofox/106065.html">The Unicode Theme song</a><br /><br />Q: The author of this book sounds like a nialistic bastard.<br />"It either works or it doesn't!" "Your stupid! Why am I writing this book!? I'm going to shoot myself! Wheres my shotgun!? The trigger of a shotgun is much like a keyboard-"<br />Neo: "It either works or it doesn't!"<br />(Said book: Guide to Operating Systems Secound Eddition)