| Another WTF dream with another Cameo by Amanda Palmer |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|11:34 am] |
Okay. Instead of moving to Plattsburg like we planned, my dad and I settled into Boston. PROBLEM. It was before Boston was built, so it was all a natural landscape.
We found a clearing, and my dad and I decided to split up to explore more ground. I came upon ANOTHER clearing altogether. That had some ruins, with this mulberry stripe etched into them. It was a series of archways just at 6 feet tall, three of them one after another. I decided to walk through them, and it turns out it was a pathway to modern day Boston.
Because at the other end of the walkway there was this Theater. In the original clearing the ruins were in, there was nothing at the other end of the walkway.
So, I decide to wait in line to get into the theater, and after a short while, everyone enters.
The theater was QUITE odd. It was a long hallway with HUGE big-screens' mounted to the walls angled so that you could watch as you walk in. ONLY, there were big comfortable love seats you sat in to watch the film. Another weird point. I was on the front row of all of these love seats, and there was a traditional movie theater in a room before us, with clear plexi-glass to see the screen. The odd thing was, that at no matter WHAT angle you were at, you could not get a clear view. AND no-one was allowed to go down there. I thought to myself "This is stupid" then for the first time I realize there is someone next to me, who says allowed "What the fuck?". Turns out it is Amanda Palmer.
Now, this is were it turns into my ego.... We look at each other, and she remembers me from the first time we met. She is so excited to see me, and I act professional like, while she is overly ecstatic.
I act and feel like I am being very reserved. I accept that and move on.
This is where things got a bit blurry for me, but somehow Amanda and I sneak into the room with the screen. We also sneak in some others to help us out. Amanda Busts out her Ukulele, and runs up on the stage below the screen that seems to have just appeared. The others flock behind her and start to perform behind her. Amanda starts performing a series of songs I have never heard before, and felt could have used more creativity.
I then think "Why am I not up there?" So as I get on stage, security bursts in and tries to get a hold of all of us. We bust out the emergency exit that just appeared in the right side of the stage. Oddly enough the exit opened to a HUGE Macy's store. Turns out it was THE MACY'S store in New York. [New York from Boston through an exit???]
Still being chased by the security, we all race down a series of escalators, knocking people out of our way. Suddenly Amanda Palmer is no more. I have become her. I am wearing all of her clothes, and my entire demeanor is of hers. I am still holding the Ukulele, when I turn the corner to reach the next set of escalators, when I see a basket full of cute little puppies, and stop to pet them. One security guard catches up to me, and goes to grab on of the puppies to hurt them, and I snatch the Puppy back, and take the puppies with me. Instead of going down the escalators to my right, I dive to the left with the Ukulele and the basket of puppies, knocking even more people over. I see an EXIT in front of me, and I enter.
Somehow I am back in the empty theater. I burst out with everything in my hands, through the hallway with the love seats, out the door, through the archways, back to the clearing.
It is now dark, and my father finds me, having been worried I had been gone all day. I play with the puppies, and enjoy my new life of carefree Bohemia.
[Okay, now ANALYZE ME!] |
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