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Oct. 1st, 2008 @ 01:58 pm (no subject)
Lyricmaniac, our favorite welfare-wank, weather stupid idiot is pregnant.

[info]lizziey had posted a comment to LyricManiac before it got screened or deleted which mentioned something that made me LOL. Apparently LyricManiac couldn't decide what grade she was teaching while she was, and told a few different people anywhere from 3rd grade through 5th grade. Sadly either Lizziey, Lyricmaniac, or a mod deleted the comment before Lyricmaniac had a chance to comment to it and be forced to face the music.

I wonder how long it will be before she pops up here defending herself, or calling us all people with no lives. She's never had the ability to stay away from where her name is mentioned. Its like Bloody Mary or something.


The post is unlocked, and thus safe for the posting at this time. But just in case, I have caps!


Yes, this is a sock-puppet. I would prefer NOT getting banned from naturalbirth, thanks.
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[info]cuddlesgirl:
Sep. 30th, 2008 @ 09:28 pm are you kidding?
Current Mood: amused
So this woman is venting about her husband's depression and how he's being committed to a psych ward for being suicidal. One of her concerns is that he will miss the birth of their baby who is due in a week. One of the members seems to think her situation is comparable to the poster's.

http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12528976.html?thread=167357264#t167357264

edit: how can you compare someone with a mental disease and someone who is an idiot that committed a crime?
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julies butt
[info]shimabukuro:
Sep. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:29 am this could use some snarkage :D
Look, we can rip off Babies-R-Us and Amazon!

text )

There are only 200 comments there right now.
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INDY LOLCAT
[info]alibee:
Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 07:50 pm that last post...
that post that was just here that got deleted.. i watched part of that video and i just have to say that i pray that it was fake...

i shall go now and throw up my dinner...
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Melodyhalloween
[info]cherryslipz:
Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 09:20 am not a snark
Current Mood: amused
Nothing bad about this one. We're slow and it just made me laugh when I read it.

http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12469553.html


Okay. So this may come off as weird...

My mother has this strange idea that urine is good for the baby's complexion. She says, that with all three of her kids, she rubbed our (own) pee on our faces from our diapers, and that is why we have such nice skin.
Mind you, she didn't just mush the diapers in our face, however she did rub them around the forehead & cheeks.

I have made it clear to her, that I do not want her to do this to my child. She has made it very clear, that she is going to anyway, and that eventually she will be alone with the baby. (I am living in my mothers house while I get my life on track and try to save money for an apartment..) She says that the urine is clean and that it's not like she would do it with anybody else's. I'm still not comfortable with this idea, and I do NOT want her doing it to my daughter.

My question is: have any of you done this to your children or ever heard of it being done?? How do you feel about it? What would you say to my mother if you were in my shoes? (This is a big argument for us, because I swear I will never leave my baby alone with her and she keeps saying "just wait, you've never been a mother, you are going to need a break to take a poop and when you do, i'm going to rub the diaper on her face")
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julies butt
[info]shimabukuro:
Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 09:11 am Gone so soon?
Well that was fast.

[info]maptheoceans decided to bah-lete her little yellow shower of fail. Anyone have screencaps?

Cap #1  )
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This is what I think of you
[info]cadrianna:
Sep. 15th, 2008 @ 08:15 am She's pregnant, therefore it sticks
So [info]gangur comes into [info]parenting101  and moans a little about the possibility of receiving too many gifts. Woe at that hardship, amirite?  However,  fine b/c everyone is entitled to their beliefs, amirite? She is questioned on a lack of perspective and met with lots of mixed emotions on whether it's in good form to ask for monetary donations instead. 

The post isn't entirely dramariffic, but there are a couple of highlight threads that have made me LOL, so if you haven't seen this, maybe it'll make you LOL, too.

FACT: crucifixion actually took place during the summer.

FACT: Big Bird is not real.

FACT: [info]bentlie  LOVES Christmas!

FACT: Jesus and Santa are the exact same thing!

and there are more lulz to be had, but I am out of time.



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go a-team
[info]girlsknowbest:
Sep. 13th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm (no subject)
http://community.livejournal.com/yahoo_lulz/47942.html

Chicken wing vag strikes again!

Edit:

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Destroyer of worlds
[info]willgraham:
Sep. 10th, 2008 @ 11:37 am (no subject)
http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12381103.html

this was just annoying to read.
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julies butt
[info]shimabukuro:
Sep. 10th, 2008 @ 03:11 pm (no subject)
Almost EVERYONE in this community.

Favorites?
Mine is [info]imtoprego 1.2.

so im back down to 148, its not 146 but its definately better then 150, ugh i just cant stop eating, i think its my horomones cuz i never had this prob b4 i was preg


I also enjoyed this classy mommy; [info]orchid_35
here
morning all,weighed myself today im 7stones 7pounds so havnt put on but havnt lost either.got 20wk scan next thursday so should see if it a girl or boy,excited just down bout the whole weight thing xxx

Yes, they're both pregnant. Thank the lord they have places for people like [info]slimwaist now. I know I will be sleeping better at night.

edit:
So it's only funny when you have fucked up eyebrows? Interesting. Hmmmm??

I guess I am the only one who think's pregnant woman should not be trying to lose weight? I could see if they were trying to get help or support. But they are PROUD of what they are doing.
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002
[info]sourly:
Sep. 9th, 2008 @ 02:17 pm boo hoo!
Current Mood: amused
Tags: ,
I had joined [info]pregnantqanda without commenting here about it because I didn't want to call attention to myself...to my surprise, they let me in. Then it was super boring anyway and nothing was happening...but I just checked my semagic and realized they deleted me today. HAHA. I think it's hysterical how paranoid they are. I can count on one hand the number of times I've commented here AND [info]pregnant. I just like to watch mostly, and 'pregnant' usually just makes me want to poke my eyes out with the stupidity ("has anyone else had trouble sleeping while pregnant??"). :P

Anyway, just thought I'd share that tidbit, that they are *cracking down* on their security! This has to be the most uninteresting flounce/new community creation *I've* ever seen.
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move along
[info]wikkidpixie:
Sep. 8th, 2008 @ 07:25 pm (no subject)
I'm sorry, but this gem seems like a no brainer to me.

Screenshot )
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stop sign collaborate
[info]lipstikstigmata:
Sep. 6th, 2008 @ 10:29 pm Flouncey-Bouncey
You may remember this post. She obviously came back under a new name -- [info]babywocket -- and decided to make a [info]pregnant (reject?) community with this post (complete with bad html tags).

Screenshot for when this gets deleted/the banned )

I'm fearful to browse a community that would list more stupid questions than [info]pregnant already contains, even with the flaming as crowd control.

Oh, and apparently everyone here is already "banned!"


Aww.
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shootemall
[info]kriserific:
Sep. 7th, 2008 @ 12:36 am iz i fatz?
I think she meant to post this in that pregnant ana group but whatever.

[info]slimwaist says;

i find it really hard to stop eating i either don't eat or stuff my face and i have put lots of weight on. Its well affecting my confidence. )
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002
[info]sourly:
Sep. 5th, 2008 @ 07:24 pm (no subject)
Reason number 151 why I am starting to hate [info]pregnant.

http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12400446.html?nc=44

She isn't asking these dumb bitches their opinion on breastfeeding. She simply wants to know which formula to use.

Christ.
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fragile girl
[info]absolutamy:
Sep. 2nd, 2008 @ 06:12 pm (no subject)
Surprised this one hasn't been posted yet:

http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12384935.html


Unlocked, for your pleasure.
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Barbie
[info]maptheoceans:
Sep. 2nd, 2008 @ 04:45 am (no subject)
Was waiting for someone else to post this, but since no one has:


I think this girl is the biggest idiot in pregnant right now.

http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12381344.html

And then she bitches in her personal journal about not even being able to ask a question in preg without being attacked. No, you didn't ask a question; you made a nonsensical post with bad information. Of course people are going to comment.


Apparently people telling you you can't make up untrue shit about the human body and your speshul pregnancy are mean.



I knew I disliked this girl for some reason other than the creepy fact that she looks like a cross between my first boyfriend and his little sister.
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gir- you deserve a cupcake
[info]fleckerbug:
Aug. 30th, 2008 @ 03:05 am oh the name... lolz
Goes well with the mother's user name.

http://community.livejournal.com/pregnant/12369871.html

People are liking it.. am I the only one who thinks it's a little too odd/hilarious? A little too science-fictiony LOTR tasting?


*sits back and waits for people who love the name to tell me I am teh FAIL*
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[info]fleckerbug:
Aug. 26th, 2008 @ 10:34 pm Sometimes silence is golden.
Current Mood: confused
I really can't decide whether [info]xoindigo is a jerk or just clueless. When someone introduces herself, mentions that she's had a miscarriage, and states that she thinks her symptoms are signs of a viable pregnancy, why would you pipe up with: "I'll go ahead and say that I don't believe you "suffering" with pregnancy lowers your risk of miscarriage at all. Not to scare you or anything, I just don't think pregnancy symptoms have anything to do with miscarriage!"?

It's the exclamation point that's pushing me over the edge.
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pirate
[info]hells_librarian:
Aug. 25th, 2008 @ 09:41 am (no subject)
Current Mood: amused
My husband has a small penis, LULZ! So I'm worried that if I have a boy, he'll have a penis so small no one will ever be able to see it!! WHAT IF IT'S TOO SMALL TO SEE ON AN ULTRASOUND?!

Text )

This is just making me LOL. I mean, it's understandable to wonder if the u/s tech determined sex correctly, but... she's worried about the penis size of her fetus.
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LOLZ Bill
[info]witherdin2ition: