Beth H (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bethbethbeth) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} porkish_pixies,@ 2005-10-22 08:53:00 |
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Old, Fat, Ewww! Porkish Pixies Challenge #1
Now thatporkish_pixies has its 100th watcher (and believe me, I recognize the humor of having any watchers in a parody community), I thought it was high time to issue a challenge!
Remember in Half-Blood Prince when Remus told Tonks that he was "...too old, too fat, too ewwww!" for her? Well, okay...fine, if you're going to be nit-picky, he might not have said those exact words, but I'm sure that's what he meant.
In any case, we can't let Remus have all the fun (...and asscribbulus_ink noted, all that fanon!chocolate must surely put him at an unfair advantage in the second category)
First, therules rule:
In keeping with the theme of this community, feel free to choose "old" or "fat" or "ewww!" but here's the one catch! Your choice should not reflect the reality of the character(s) you're going to focus on.
*Has Ron Weasley been subjected to an aging potion?
*Has Severus Snape been hit with an inflation spell, and nobody can figure out how to reverse it?
*Has Fleur Delacour woken up to find that she's...ewwww?
You can be as serious as you want (e.g., there's a theory floating around that the use of magic burns up a lot of calories, so what happens if a powerful witch or wizard is suddenly unable to use their magic?). Or you can be as crack-headed as you want (and folks, I know most of you, and you really don't need any help being crack-headed)
Art and stories and photo-manips and scribblings and drabbles and essays and limericks and haikus are all welcome (although...put all art and longish fiction behind a cut tag, please)
Oh, and one more thing: In the interests of getting as many people to participate as possible, might I suggest that you don't spend more than, say, thirty minutes on this, because...really. :)
Now that
porkish_pixies has its 100th watcher (and believe me, I recognize the humor of having any watchers in a parody community), I thought it was high time to issue a challenge!Remember in Half-Blood Prince when Remus told Tonks that he was "...too old, too fat, too ewwww!" for her? Well, okay...fine, if you're going to be nit-picky, he might not have said those exact words, but I'm sure that's what he meant.
In any case, we can't let Remus have all the fun (...and as
scribbulus_ink noted, all that fanon!chocolate must surely put him at an unfair advantage in the second category)First, the
In keeping with the theme of this community, feel free to choose "old" or "fat" or "ewww!" but here's the one catch! Your choice should not reflect the reality of the character(s) you're going to focus on.
*Has Ron Weasley been subjected to an aging potion?
*Has Severus Snape been hit with an inflation spell, and nobody can figure out how to reverse it?
*Has Fleur Delacour woken up to find that she's...ewwww?
You can be as serious as you want (e.g., there's a theory floating around that the use of magic burns up a lot of calories, so what happens if a powerful witch or wizard is suddenly unable to use their magic?). Or you can be as crack-headed as you want (and folks, I know most of you, and you really don't need any help being crack-headed)
Art and stories and photo-manips and scribblings and drabbles and essays and limericks and haikus are all welcome (although...put all art and longish fiction behind a cut tag, please)
Oh, and one more thing: In the interests of getting as many people to participate as possible, might I suggest that you don't spend more than, say, thirty minutes on this, because...really. :)
