Dear Pokémon Breeders--

Are you having a hard time telling your female Voltorbs and Electrodes from your male? Tired of setting up romantic retreats to the daycare center with no results? Confusing breeding lines? Getting blacklisted from the local trading society when it ends up that Timmy you traded away is really a Tammy?

Well fret no more! We at Flaaffy Clothing Enterprises™ have just come out with a new line of fashionable accessories--perfectly tailored to fit Voltorbs and Electrodes. These classic, feminine pieces not only set apart the ladies, but they do it stylishly.



Our new line includes our new Fashion'n'Fight Ribbons™ which fashionably accent your Voltorb's feminine appeal while being sturdy enough to withstand combat. Our special FlaafyFlex™ fabric used in these ribbons resists damage from fire, water, and electricity in most common attacks. Available in a wide range of colours and patterns for a modest price.



We are also debuting outfits specially made for Voltorbs and Electrobes in our famous PokéPrincess™ line. Show your Pokémon just how special she is to you with hand crafted tiaras and capes, available in sets with expertly coordinated colours. For a limited time only, each set comes with a free matching make-up kit. These stunning outfits are perfect for beauty contests and special occasions. Sold at fine retailers all over the Kanto region.

I gotta stop playing Brawl. It's an addiction.

Man these guys are boring too