My, what a gorgeous day it is outside. Time for Squirtle to water the plants.

Bellsprout Specimen #7353: Voracious eater, by awkwardly shoving blocks of food into the opening of its flower. Shows special affinity for producing sleep-inducing powders on its leaves and rubbing them on the examining scientists.



Weepinbell Specimen #8247: Very strong leaves, able to push its body in a type of waddling locomotion. Has begun to chew on examining scientists with its gummy flower opening.



Victreebel Specimen: #2075: Grew teeth shortly after evolving, now has begun to eat examining scientists. Euthanasia recommended immediately.

jeepers, i better hurry up with this!!!

Ladies, gentlemen and Pokenauts!

It's POKEMON!
RUMBLE!
ARENA!

I'm your announcer, Jemmapluff! My my, do we have a match for you today! Weak of heart, cover your eyes! There will be VIOLENCE! There will be MAYHEM! There will be... CARNAGE!!!

Let's take a look at today's fighters! In the red corner, the reigning champion THREE MONTHS IN A ROW, let's hear it for... BETTY THE MACHAMP!


Betty, do you have a few words for-
Betty: SOMEBODY GONNA DIE

Hohoho, I bet they are, Betty! And who's the Pokemon dumb enough to take on the four-armed mangling machine? In the blue corner, all the way from Cerulean City, it's...


Uh, what's your name?

Er. Nevermind that! Do you have any words for Betty?

... No? Strangled and silent type, huh? Well, this ain't a talk show, so I'll shut my trap and let these fighters do their thing!

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLLLLE!!