Grendel Grendel WOO WOO! ([info]rimwalker) wrote in [info]pmpy,
@ 2006-11-04 14:56:00
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Kubanochoerus gigas
During the past week or so I suddenly, violently and inexplicably became obsessed with extinct, prehistoric mammals. I've learned a lot! For example: Science says that about 14 million years ago in Asia, there lived a species of 1,100lbs pig named Kubanochoerus gigas. Its most notable feature was the single bony horn that grew from the middle of its forehead.

What Science won't tell you is that it also had MAGICAL FLYING FAIRY WINGS OF MAGIC.


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However, Science will go on to say how in South America about eight million years ago, there lived a species of rodent that resembled a buffalo-sized guinea pig! Apparently, they were too hilarious to live, and therefore went extinct. Haha! Nice one Nature! Better luck next time!



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[info]hercircumstance
2006-11-05 01:02 am UTC (link)
Maybe this is all related to how giant some gold fish grow. Some of the old stock. Without horns, but one can't be perfect.

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[info]kluna66502
2006-11-05 01:14 am UTC (link)
and this is why..we must marry!

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[info]miakun
2006-11-05 01:27 am UTC (link)
Oh man that's totally planet of the giants right there.

And those are the prettiest angel butterfly wings I've ever seen on a prehistoric unicorn pig!

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[info]plutospawn
2006-11-05 03:08 am UTC (link)
Oh wow, he looks so snuggly (and mildly retarded!) Kind of how I like my men. So cute, I would take him home.

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