Title: Odd Little Boys
Fandom: Hey!Say!JUMP , Johnny's Jr.
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Yamajima
Rating: G
wordcount: ~3000
Summary: Odd little boys drawn together by an even odder circumstances. Yuto plays with lip gloss, Yamada is a ninja, and Shintaro tries to take over the juniors. Eleven Yamajima drabbles for thixophobia. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, BREEE ♥
( Yamada doesn’t care about girls; he cares about the outcome in this week’s Naruto and the content of his bento )

Title: Childhood Friends
Fandom: Hey!Say!JUMP , Miura Haruma, Shida Mirai, Hongo Kanata, Kamiki Ryunosuke
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Kamiki/Yamada/Takaki/Miura/Shida/Kanata
Rating: G
wordcount: ~5600
Summary: 26 drabbles involving Kamiki Ryunosuke, Yamada Ryosuke, Takaki Yuya, Miura Haruma, Shida Mirai, and Hongo Kanata. Slashed in every way possible. Takaki teases Miura, Shida fangirls her co-stars, Kanata tries to play hero, Yamada is all-knowing, and the six of them are generally an odd bunch. For the fans of Seigi no Mikata, Tantei Gakuen Q, 14 sai no Haha, Gokusen3, and Little DJ that wanted a little more to ship.

( Back when Shida was still young, she once sat in a pool of water and laughed until her uniform could soak no more )

Too lazy to format everything. So,

( Yabu drabble )



( HSJ drabble )



( Inoo drabble )



( Hasshi & TOP3 drabble )





( Nakayama Yuma drabble )


( Hikaru & Taiyo drabble )

Title: Eyelash Batting
Fandom: Hey!Say!JUMP
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Hikaru/Inoo
Rating: G
wordcount: ~2000
Summary: Hikaru misses the point by a mile, Yabu is a slut, Ryutaro mocks his senpais, and Inoo is unnaturally bold. Hikaru/Inoo fic. unbeta-ed.

( Dark locks and long lashes fluttering with a tint of pink on his cheeks, Inoo just may be mistaken as absolutely gorgeous. )

Title: Loneliest Cloud in the Sky
Fandom: Hey!Say!JUMP
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Hikaru/Keito
Rating: G
wordcount: ~5200
Summary: Keito fic. Unbetaed.

( The boarding school he attended in Suffolk is a far cry from the jimusho building. Keito tries to think back to those days spent in his dorm room, flipping through pages and pages of English text while the other boys played football on the campus lawn. He looks back on those times with more fondness than the distant memory of his mother, lips pulled tightly in as she held his hand, gazing listlessly at the heavy steps of the building, whispering, “That’s where your father works.”  )

Title: Teacher, question (1/1)
Fandom: QUESTION?
Author: blahchiharu
Rating: PG
wordcount: 4202

( At age seventeen, Yodogawa had few aspirations to follow and no real dream to chase. He never harbored any delusions of mass grandeur; the pay was decent and his schedule was flexible enough to put him through university. He didn’t expect QUESTION? to last at first. Juniors come and go, bands come and go, fame comes and goes, but QUESTION? lasted )

Title: Being Ya-ya-yah (1/1)
Fandom: Ya-ya-yah
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Yamashita Shoon/ Yabu Kota
Rating: PG?
wordcount: 2931
For all the yamabu fans on my flist :) AND FOR TAIYO ;___;
I started this during the summer, but stopped writing after a page or so. It's a lot shorter than everything else I've written lately, so enjoy. unbeta-ed

( He hears it from Arioka, who hears it from Inoo, who overhears Yuto telling Takaki what he can sum up from his eavesdropping of a conversation between Yamada and an unidentified junior. Either way, no one is surprised when Hikaru bounces into the dressing room to announce the current development of his much-anticipated summer romance, especially not Shoon.  )

Title: Ambitious Boy (1/2)
Fandom: Hey! Say! Jump!, JE juniors
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Takaki Yuya/ Chinen Yuuri
Rating: G
wordcount: 8154
For a boy who never believed in his own fairytale, Chinen never knew that he still had so much to learn.

( There was so much he wanted to say about Takaki, like how Takaki taught him practically everything he learned upon entering the Jimusho. He wanted to talk about how inadequate he felt without Takaki there, holding his hand, but he knew he shouldn’t )

Title: Breaking Hearts on a School Night
Fandom: Hey! Say! 7, JJ Express
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Takaki Yuya/ Arioka Daiki
Rating: PG
wordcount: 3514
Obviously AU now because of HSJ D:

( It takes a few hours, but when Arioka is lying in bed, staring at his ceiling and playing the scene over and over again in his head, he finally realizes what Yuto wished for. )

Title: Breaking Hearts on a School Night
Fandom: Hey! Say! 7, JJ Express
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Takaki Yuya/ Arioka Daiki
Rating: PG
wordcount: 3165

( Arioka’s mother buys the limited edition of their CD when it comes out. She gushes about the cover and forces Arioka to pose with the CD before taking fifty-some pictures. After the first few days, the making-of DVD gets jammed into their DVD player and loops around a particular scene of Takaki laughing like he’s retarded and Yuto bouncing around the set. Except all five seconds of that scene is fast forwarded and stuck on replay, so by the time his father came home, Arioka had gotten so tired of hearing Takaki’s demented laugh that he managed to pull the entire DVD player out of the wall plug.  )

Title: Flirting On National Television
Fandom: Hey! Say! 7
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Nakajima Yuto/ Yamada Ryosuke
Rating: G
Summary: Yuto likes to flirt on national television, Yamada is teased about pedophiles, Takaki plays an unnecessary motherly role, Arioka floods the jweb with member ai pictures, and the juniors gossip about Yuto’s blonde American girlfriend. The JE senpais has really corrupted the next generation. 3288 words.

( “I was told by your unofficial Okaa-san that I would be beaten to a pulp by half the juniors if I rejected you.” Yamada replied, face grave. “All the senpais will hate me too, because they love you. Then I’ll have to quit Johnny’s and become a junior high drop out.” )

Title: Love Falls Apart
Fandom: NewS
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Shige/Kusano, NewS
Rating: PG-13, character death
Summary: In the events following Koyama's death, Shige loses a bit of himself and gains a little more.

( how has Koyama-kun changed your life? )

Title: Love Falls Apart
Fandom: NewS
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Shige/Kusano, NewS
Rating: PG-13, character death
Summary: In the events following Koyama's death, Shige loses a bit of himself and gains a little more.

( If you tell me that you love me, then I’ll stay with you forever. But you don’t say things like that, you never say anything. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t know if you actually need me or I’m just being unnecessarily selfless )

Misadventures in the jimusho AKA how JE lost six idols in one night
By: Blahchiharu
Fandom: NewS, KAT-TUN
Disclaimer: Nope. Not Johnny.

Prompt by samenashi. I tweaked it a bit, but basically: After being put in charge of taking care of Kame's dog, Ran-chan, Jin promptly loses her in the JE building and enlists the help of T-TUN and NewS in creating a search party to explore the unknown depths that is Johnny Kitagawa's empire. Sorta funny, but not really.

Un-beta-ed. Uneditted.

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Title: Love Falls Apart
Fandom: NewS
Author: blahchiharu
Pairing: Shige/Kusano, NewS
Rating: PG-13, character death
Summary: In the events following Koyama's death, Shige loses a bit of himself and gains a little more. He doesn't know where he would be if Kusano wasn't there, holding his hand.

( Kusano’s hand is lukewarm and smaller than Koyama’s, yet Shige’s fist fits perfectly into Kusano’s palms. Shigeaki Kato pauses, the beginnings of a smile forming on the tip of his mouth. It fades away just as fast )