I have been meaning to do this forever. I am sorry that real life got in the way. longlostblue was nice enough to let me adopt this wank. I am a virgin wanker and always thought that my first would be a phanwank, but this one is too good to pass up. And it seems that things have been a bit slow around here. I hope you all enjoy.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3150592/1/
There Is No Such Thing As Forgiveness
Chapter 2: The Maiden and the Raven:

Strange attraction

Author's summary: Evangeline Swann, 19 year old sister lives with her brother in law Will and her sister Elizabeth. Jack Sparrow comes to vistit and evangeline is offered to live her life as a mermaid, will she accept? Romance later in the story Even the summary makes my head hurt.

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And there's even more besides these two chapters! Anyone else want to take over the wank?