The other week an extremely racist woman talked to me like I was a racist as well. She kept imitating Indians, it was more awkward than I can convey. She keeps being really nice to me now and calling me darling... I think it's because I'm white. I kept laughing uncertainly because I thought she was joking, but then she started ranting to this guy who walked past. Then he joined in. Turns out the woman she was complaining about wasn't even Indian. She was from Africa or something. My town is ridiculous.

To the left you will see a picture of a poster on diversity. I saw it when I was having a really crappy day and it instantly made me smile. I hope it does the same for you.

I have watched TBPID ten million times since it came out. Gerard's wide eyes and round little face always make my day 10x better. His prancing makes me so happy.

David Sedaris' When You Are Engulfed in Flames came out like a month ago and I had no idea. It took me forever to download the audiobook because I had to use a dumb torrent. It's been so long. Everything is so readily available on megaupload links these days. I uploaded it here for anyone who wants it.

Every day that passes brings me closer to buying a mac. The other day I rang Fitz (btw she answered with 'What?' in a really cranky mean voice, just a glimpse into the real soundczech) and I had to be like, "I JUST WALKED INTO A SHOP, NOT EVEN A COMPUTER SHOP, BUT THE PERSON AT THE FRONT COUNTER HAD A MAC AND I STROKED THE BACK OF IT AND SAID 'SO PRETTY!!' I STROKED THE APPLE..." alksdjfklsjdf I give it a week. A week before Jimmy MACkey© and I are together. My laptop has been very good to me but it is on its way out. It's like an old man who no longer has the ability to breathe without an oxygen mask. It is time.