Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:51:43 GMT

HA! So, am I the only one to post ever?
anyways, that doesn't matter, I'm quite happy to post any 'findings'... I don't know why they would be findings... lol, but oh well
So I had this dream about two days ago (I know I have a lot of dreams) but anyways, most of it was about Richard hammonds mum's house, but right at the end before I woke up, we went to a forrest and found Stiggy BURYING A DEAD BODY!!

I was slightly disturbed, but I like to think he was burying Kimi Raikkonen

I also did some silly art work... somthing to do with Voodoo, and Kimi.

TG 2009

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:03:15 GMT

So i was thinking were are all the poasts? :'(

Also.... umm.... has anyone seen the new TG callender? (sp?lol)
Stig is on janz... My B-day month... I was so damn excited lol

They have a new shop on the TG website...
http://www.topgear.com/shop/ -->> month decider...

Stig dream

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:53:57 GMT

Hello other people. I am a new person. maybe.
Anyway, I wanted to share something with you.. but I can't because it's in my head.

I was on holiday, Santorini, and I had a dream. About Mr. Stig. Anyway, he owned this shop in Santorini and everyday I would go there to buy a packet of cigarettes. Interesting no? But, thats not the best part... The best part was he wore nothing but a pair of white Y-fronts everyday. nice.

I come bearing Stig-related challenges

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:58:41 GMT

I've brought some challenges, partially because I want to see them written and partially to introduce myself to the comm.

Challenge/Prompt 1.

Write a fic from the Stig's pov (not necessarily 1st person) following up the London Race. Pairings optional, but if you use one it must include the Stig. References must be made to James losing and Richard's shorts, and bonus points will be tacked on for any car-, boat-, public transport-, and/or bike-themed innuendos used.

Challenge/Prompt 2.

Pre-London race Stig-fic. Focus on the Stig's thoughts on the upcoming race.

Challenge/Prompt 3.

We all know about the Stig's intros, those crazy little fables that Jeremy makes up to add to the mystery.

But are they really fables? See how many short fics you can write proving/disproving these fables.

Challenge/Prompt 4.

Black Stig/White Stig. pairing optional.

Also, I put in my own BS/WS fic to kick-start the challenge.

When he arrived at the studio he saw him. He was just standing there, arms crossed, staring at him. He tried to ignore him, to pay no attention to his predecessor's gaze, but after a while it became too much and he confronted him.

The two Stig's stood, only a few feet away and poses mirrored, for several minutes. The others noticed now; hard not too, what with all the tension between the two. It was hard to say what was stranger, the fact the previously-presumed-dead Black Stig was there or that he had gotten there without anyone noticing.

After a while they decided that the oddest bit was that the two Stigs seemed to be arguing without giving any indication to communicating at all; in fact, to anyone who wasn't accustomed to the Stig's usual means of communitcation it would appear as if they were just standing there staring at each other and the question of if they were even on would be raised.

It was decided, eventually, that someone should go talk to the Stigs and find out why the old one had jusst come back from the dead to chew out his successor, but, none of them being willing to confront a pair of arguing Stigs, they drew straws, which Jeremy lost, then played a round of Rock-Paper-Scissors, which Jeremy again lost, and finally, in a last-ditch attempt of escaping fate, they put their feet in for a round of Eeny-Meenie-Miney-Mo, which Jeremy- once again- lost.

Giving up, Jeremy resigned himself to his fate and walked cautiously over to the silent pair. When they failed to acknowledge him, he waved a hand in front of the visor of first one then the other. He yoo-hooed and bit and called them, trying to get a response and only succeeding in catching the edge of their anger, which left him with the heebie-jeebies and nightmares regarding large pink bunnies for several days.

Jeremy returned to the others, who laughed at his efforts, and shoved Hammond in the direction of the arguing drivers. Richard glared at him before walking smugly over and clapping a hand on the Black Stig's shoulder, intent on welcoming him home. This was, as it turned out, the wrong thing to do as it only earned him a glare from White Stig before they resumed their argument.

He returned to the others and responded to Jeremy's gloating with the point that at least he had gained a reaction, and then reminded James that it was his turn to give it a go. James's attempt failed miserably, with nothing to show for his efforts but a shiver as he felt Black Stig's eyes glaring at him from behind the visor.

He had, however, managed to get close enough to catch a bit of the argument and glared smugly at the other two while they decided if learning what it was about was worth admitting that James had done something better than them.

After a while, though, their curiosity got the better of them and they made him spill.

"Well, apparently," he said, "Black Stig didn't die when his car crashed into the water."

"Obviously," Jeremy said, "But what's he doing back and why hasn't he turned up before now?"

"I didn't manage to catch that bit, but apparently, that's what the Stig- the White Stig, that is- is angry about."

"You think he's come back for good?" Richard asked, voicing the question they were all asking.

Jeremy scowled. "What are we going to do with two Stigs? Just one is enough."

"They could have a race," Richard suggested. His face lit up. "It would be great! Old Stig versus New Stig, who's faster? The fans'll love it; you know how much they love the Stig."

Jeremy conceded that he had a point. "Still though, it would have to be a once only thing. Having two Stigs breeds infighting."

This all depends, of course, on both of us staying, said a calm voice in their minds. They all turned to see the two Stigs standing in front of them, poses still mirrored. I very much doubt that my predessesor here has any wish to remain here any longer.

Black Stig nodded in agreement.

I merely came to bring him home with me. He, however, seems to have decided that he likes this place,
with it's fast cars and, ah, unique company.

There was an almost imperceptible mental cough there, implying that Black Stig didn't think much of the company his companion had chosen. He turned to White Stig.

You know that once I leave this time, I cannot return again. White Stig nodded. Then I take my leave of you. I hope you do not change your mind. You will be most unhappy here if you do. Gentlemen.

He nodded at his former copresentors and turned abruptly to awalk away.

After he had gone, the trio turned to White Stig and began bombarding him with questions. After several minutes of this, he held up a hand to stop them.

You know I am not allowed to reveal any of my secrets. That was part of the agreement. They nodded dejectedly. He took pity on them. I can, however, tell you that I was given the chance to move on. I chose not to take it.

They seemed to like this, and Stig- the only proper Stig, now- watched them stroll away, laughing as they planned their next race.

I hope you have chosen well, a soft voice said in his mind.

He smiled in the direction of his copresentors.

Don't worry. He said silently. I have.

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:25:16 GMT

Clickety click for a colourbar.

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Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:29:34 GMT

Hello, hello and welcome.

Sooo, yeah, Manda (Lemming) made this community because there were so many Stig fans around and then I promised her slashy drabbles and she made me (Meg) a Mod (I feel like a politican!) so I thought I would do an opening post.

And that was it.

So post away, photos, fanart, slash - whatever (Although as a general rule, slash should be under an lj-cut and friend-locked)

*Puts down megaphone*

That is all. Enjoy the Stiggly-goodness.

Meg :D

The Pervy Stig Fans Club

TG 2009

Stig dream

I come bearing Stig-related challenges

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