People With Hair

true suffering

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 22:56:12 GMT

I have hair. Yes, it is a shock but hair I doth have. I used to have a lot of it. A whole lot. Friends and family kept bugging me to cut it off, but their warnings fell to a deaf ear.

Then one day, I accidently fell into a barrel of scissors! Miraculously, I was unharmed but... the hair was gone. All gone! Well, not all gone, but there certainly wasn't a lot left. AND I TELL YOU MINE EYES HAVE OPENED. I am a better man, now. Certainly not the best but... I am getting there. One hair at a time.

yes, i admit it

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:40:36 GMT

i, too, suffer the horrible woes of hair. i'm so glad i've found others like me. all one of you. BUT WE WILL GROW. LIKE HAIR. OH, HOW MISERABLE!

seriously, i'm sorry. that joke was bad. about as bad as my hair. which is pretty bad. i mean, it falls out in the shower. my friend, for the sake of anonymity we'll call her omega_squirrel, claims that it is in fact normal for it to fall out so new hair may grow in. isn't that just awful? talk about a BAD. HAIR. DAY.

i think i just made myself more depressed somehow. sigh.

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:19:07 GMT

Greetings friends, if you're here then you too know the pain of having hair. This community is here to help people like you. Tell your hairy stories here, open up to us. Don't be shy, we're all the same here, noone will judge you. After all, we all have hair.