The Adventures of Penis Guy

New Community for people who refuse to take any shit.

2008-04-04T22:45:40Z

Hi guys,

I X-posted this a little so I apologize if you've seen it more than once.

I got sick of all those communities about how much customers and work suck, where the people are idiots who have no sense of humor and bad grammar. So I created a new one:

surly_clerk

Have at it. Please fill it up with amusing stories of asshole customers who got what was coming to them, bosses that you've told off, or coworkers you want to stab in the face.

Penis Guy's new MySpace profile

2008-03-09T23:58:38Z

Penis Guy's MySpace profile was deleted for some asinine reason, so I remade it. You can find him here:

www.myspace.com/peenguy

Penis Guy wants to be your friend!

Oh, he also has his own email address now--peenguy@gmail.com. Use it to email your own Penis Guy submissions and they'll be posted on the MySpace and LJ pages.

New Submissions! (Well not really new)

2008-02-12T08:35:13Z

Hi Penis Guy fans,

I was going through some old emails and I stumbled across an email that zyzzy had sent me, and it was chock full of Penis Guy Adventures that I never got around to posting.

So here they are!!

Anime Penis Guy:

Penis Guy visits Hawaii and drinks some tasty stuff:

Penis Guy has a "truly organic experience"

Penis Guy snapping some photos on the Red Carpet

Penis Guy tracks down the clues

Penis Guy carryin' the banner

Penis Guy cannot tell a lie: he did chop down that cherry tree.

Thrown together in 20 minutes just because I missed him so much.

2008-01-23T09:40:53Z

Paging Doctor Penis Guy:

MySpace

2007-01-07T03:24:01Z

Penis Guy has his very own MySpace page now. Go be his friend!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=145438703&MyToken=46aa4c6a-2301-4b40-a891-32adb044ade9

Holiday Penis Guy!

2007-01-02T12:40:13Z

Hey, everyone. I know there hasn't been a new Penis Guy in AGES, so my gift to you this holiday season (albeit belated) is TWO Penis Guy adventures for the price of one...with no further ado I give you...

And also...

Hope everyone's enjoying 2007 so far. Penis Guy sure is.

Penis Guy Submissions

2006-10-12T02:22:04Z

So a while back I got a bunch of Penis Guy submissions but I've been extremely lazy about posting. So here they are. This one is from Sarah and it fucking rules:

If this guy has the force, I don't want any.

And these were sent in by zyzzy, also pretty damn awesome:

This one horrifying time, at band camp...

Nice hose.

I'm not even touching this one.

Somewhere, Peter Frampton is weeping.

So there you go. I keep meaning to make a new Penis Guy of my own, in the meantime feel free to email your submissions to peenguy@gmail.com and I'll post them...eventually.

Stupid gmail has thwarted Penis Guy.

2006-06-18T15:54:15Z

Hey, everyone. Sorry to have to tell you this, but if you emailed me a submission I probably lost it. For some reason gmail stopped forwarding messages to my excite account (the one I usually check) and I went in to clear out the spam in my gmail account and ended up deleting a bunch of stuff that wasn't supposed to be deleted. If you still have your pics, send 'em again and I'll post them. I still have one from Sarah and another email from someone containing three submissions.

All of them were hilarious, please send them again if you've still got them. This time send them to Captainrandom@excite.com so I'll be sure to get them.

Thanks!
-L.

The long wait is over...

2006-05-24T17:39:46Z

Jess gets some of the credit for the inception of this installment of Penis Guy:

I Dream of Penis Guy

Since you've all been holding your breath...

2006-05-24T17:31:28Z

since I know everyone's been hoping that he'd make another appearance, I present you with Penis Guy on the Range:

And I know this is blasphemy, but I couldn't resist...Brokeback Penis Guy:

--Bridge out.

Yo Ho Ho.

2006-05-24T17:29:32Z

Penis Guy, Scourge of the High Seas

Installment #2 of the Adventures of Penis Guy:

2006-05-24T17:28:11Z

This one's especially for Meff.

Penis Guy Goes on Safari

Dot, this one's for you.

2006-05-24T17:17:22Z

Penis Guy Goes To The Beach:

I didn't notice it until just now, but his weiner shadow is still in the picture. Hilarious.

The Beginning.

2006-05-24T17:15:54Z

In the beginning, I was posting ads on Craigslist to give massages to pay the rent, and I got this picture from some dude. He was obviously looking for something more than I was offering. I photoshopped it to protect his identity:

And then I thought, if you email pictures of your penis to people, you should expect them to do as they please with them. And so the Adventures of Penis Guy began. I thought I'd put them together in a community for all to see. Enjoy!