Title: X
Author: Senor Coconut
Rating: Hard R for language and situations
Fandom: Torchwood/Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Pairings: the big one: PC Andy/Neil Patrick Harris from Harold and Kumar, all of Torchwood--Jack/Ianto, Owen/Gwen, hints of Owen/Ianto, Owen/Tosh, Gwen/Rhys, PC Andy/Jack, Jack/NPH, Owen/NPH, Tosh/NPH
Warnings: The usual, they are not mine, not even PC Andy. Nothing is too graphic because it's complete and total crack!
Summary: PC Andy plays good samaritan and picks up a wanderer on the side of the road after he almosts careens into him. This being Cardiff and home of Torchwood, it, of course, gets him into big trouble.
This is a crack!fic, pure and simple. No spoilers, but definitely takes place around end of s1 or middle of s2. This is all thanks to </a></b></a>
lafemmezilla, because it started out as comment!pron! in her LJ and grew from there. I love Tosh, but this story really plays up some of the stereotypical traits of our favorite team, so I am a bit mean to her.
For those of you who have never read anything by me, I only write crack and I love to exploit every cliche in the book. I like to have fun writing and I like to make people laugh. I hope I make at least a few of you laugh today.
x-posted to </a></b></a>
torch_wood and </a></b></a>
pcandy_loveListen, my Welsh, let me show you it sucking. If you can correct it, be my guest. I took Latin because I like vowels, fanks!
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