Deeply, deeply wrong. http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html

Mind you, a lot of slash can be pretty wrong by its very nature, but these really take the cake. And the cake I'm talking about is the one I most recently posted about. http://danceswthcobras.livejournal.com/175206.html

Current Mood: nauseated

Here I was last week, looking up how to make my own mozzarella cheese. And what should show up on today's food post at notmartha, but a link to making your own mozzarella cheese.

After all, I can make my own sourdough bread. Might as well make something to go on top of it. I wonder if they have the starter cheesemaking kit at our new Whole Foods?

• 01:09 It's stupid, how much I look forward to each new episode of "The Middleman". #

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Tomorrow I'm going up to visit Amanda at her new apartment for a couple days (it's a really long drive). I figure I should visit her at least once before I move again and that I can look for a desk up there while we're out. I'm glad I worked this past weekend so I can swap days around and do this. I probably won't be online again until Friday night. Her apartment doesn't have a computer yet.

Smart People was a good movie, but man... did it ever feel LONG.

Current Mood: busy

I...am pathetic.

We got paid today. So I bought:

This month's Rolling Stone. Cover story: Robert Downey, Jr. Loooong article.

US Marshals on DVD. Shut up. It was in the $5 bin.

An Iron Monger action figure. Understand that I bought the Iron Man action figure it goes with about a month ago. If there was a Pepper Potts action figure, they'd actually come out of the packaging.

The animated Iron Man DVD, which actually looks kind of awesome. It was only $7.50.

I considered picking up the Gothika/Queen of the Damned double DVD set (also $7.50), but it was in fullscreen, so I said "Meh" and put it back. And I really want to get some of the Iron Man trades. I just need to figure how much they're going to cost and put that money aside so I can get them all at once. And it looks like the Civil War arc is ... rather epic.

I also read the EW interview with Robert, Ben, and Jack. Had there been anything in my mouth, it would have left, explosively. Several times. I swear, RDJ is one of the most self-aware people I've ever seen. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: He knows the bullet he dodged. He thinks about that bullet every day of his life. And he knows how blessed he is to have gotten another chance.

Which is why when someone wants to RP him diving into a bottle because Susan is having a difficult pregnancy, I heartily wish for the ability to reach through the internet and strangle a bitch. *growls* Context is for the weak. Suffice to say that someone on the internet is WRONG and I'm womanfully refraining from ripping that person several new assholes. See, people? *points* This is why mundanes think that RPing real people is creepy.

Also, Robert and Susan: Cutest couple ever, y/y?

Tags: iron man, robert downey jr.
Current Mood: dirty

Fay is certainly taking her time. She's slowly poking her way up the state, and right now they're predicting that she'll veer off the east coast, then head back over us in a tight turn to the west. But who knows.

You can see the projected path, along with lots of neat-o sattelite maps, at the Weather Channel tracker.

It's rainy and windy here right now, but nothing too awful.

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So, as I was watching shows on Hulu, a few commercials popped up that made me laugh. Neil Patrick Harris poking fun at his Doogie Howser days speaking for Old Spice? Don't like the brand, but the commercials are rather entertaining. =)

I share now.

Commercial one...
...two...
...and three.

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"Trust me. I used to be a pretend doctor - for real."

-H

Tags: intarwebs, this is silly, videos
Current Mood: amused

I've been meaning to rec these for awhile:

Tony Stark's MIT Commencement speech.

quigonejinn's version.
atrata's version.
gabby_silang's version.

Yes, yes, I know. *puts nose on grindstone*

Tags: fic recs, iron man