Jason ([info]mr_raccoon) wrote in [info]paramoremusic,
@ 2009-10-14 12:31:00
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He loves Hayley's lyrics *rolls eyes*
Paramore's 'Brand New Eyes' is bland at best -by Ryan Borderick

“Brand New Eyes,” is the newest effort by Paramore, a female fronted pop act that walk the tenuous line between stealing New Found Glory riffs and stealing Maroon 5 riffs. Their newest album attempts to craft something original, which they do, albeit boring.
Paramore is a band name scoffed at by the Warped Tour crowd alumni but heralded by the newest generations coming through the red and black striped ranks. Their previous release “Riot!” was a massive hit and propelled them into tween-dom.

They found themselves recently separated from their pop-punker peers and instead vying for radio play against The Jonas Brothers, Coldplay, Nickelback, and the dregs of mainstream radio rock. Walmart was only a few steps away from replacing their Hannah Montana wigs with red Hayley Williams wigs.

Paramore’s third and newest album is oddly decent. From the opening track the album seems to deliver more of the same with an odd dimension their earlier work lacked. Frontwoman Hayley Williams’ voice has more depth, ranging from a typical Avril Lavigne rip off to a throatier yell to something almost similar to Tegan And Sara. She usually does all of this in the same song, too.

The rest of the band has added some new techniques, as well. The guitarists mix up the Paramore song structures interestingly enough to carry each song. The production is crisp and filled with a stronger presence of reverb. Bluntly put, it sounds like they put more time and effort into making it, which is always nice. About 70% of the album lazily dips into Switchfoot inspired butt rock guitar parts and bland rhythm arrangements, though.

If they have a foot in the pop-rock door and a foot still with their hometown fans, “Brand New Eyes” has Paramore doing a split. They’ve made their heavier parts heavier and their pop sensibilities catchier. Of course, that reads on paper better than it sounds.
Bizarrely enough the album it sounds the closest to is New Found Glory’s “Coming Home”. They weave pop-punk guitar parts around catchy pop choruses and oddly eclectic arrangements to produce something bland, but mildly interesting.

It’s not all bizarrely mediocre surprises though. The lyrics are horrible. They’re absolutely, unequivocally horrid. They’re cookie cutter “put these on your marble notebook in study hall, girls” garbage. They sound like someone filled out an “I just broke up with my first boyfriend” mad-lib. And they almost sum up Paramore’s entire problem.

Hayley Williams is a girl. It shouldn’t be such a discussion of gender, and they’ve done their best not to show it and not advertise it that way, but she’s a girl and her lyrics are less lead singer of a band and more pop star with a backing group. She tries, but the more formulaic the lyrics and the more dominant the vocal range, the more the girl’s going to sound like a diva.

Paramore attempts to build a band personality, but whether it’s because of marketing or just production, they only end up as Hayley Williams and a studio. It’s a real shame too, because without her “Brand New Eyes” would be a pretty interesting listen. But because Paramore refuses to decide whether they’re playing for Warped Tour or playing for Radio Disney, they fail at both.

Link (theres a comment section in this review)- http://www.hofstrachronicle.com/b-section/paramore-s-brand-new-eyes-is-bland-at-best-1.711001


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[info]sammyfury
2009-10-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
But because Paramore refuses to decide whether they’re playing for Warped Tour or playing for Radio Disney, they fail at both.
wtf.

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[info]eyelashesfallen
2009-10-14 07:55 pm UTC (link)
whenever i listen to bne i always get the impression of a 5 person band, not hayley williams and a studio.
and i think the lyrics are pretty good tbh. this is one of the only albums i can listen to from start to finish.

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[info]eyelashesfallen
2009-10-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
that came out kind of wrong: i mean the lyrics are actually really good.

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[info]xoh_livia
2009-10-14 07:55 pm UTC (link)
but she’s a girl and her lyrics are less lead singer of a band and more pop star with a backing group
oh really?

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[info]haileywhore
2009-10-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, please.


As in, please shut the fuck up.

(Not you, OP)

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[info]value_of_truth
2009-10-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Personal Music taste really shouldn't come into effect while writing a review. He's judging them from previous convictions he has heard 2nd hand and he's quite biased to not liking "teenage music"

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[info]colourlesshero
2009-10-14 07:57 pm UTC (link)
agreed.

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[info]keirabee
2009-10-14 07:58 pm UTC (link)
seriously?

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[info]colourlesshero
2009-10-14 08:01 pm UTC (link)
i want to know what 'butt rock' is.

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[info]debut_fin
2009-10-14 08:02 pm UTC (link)
i don't know why you'd bother reviewing an album that you knew you wouldn't like going into it

but i don't really see why people are so mad at him for having his own opinion.

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[info]givemeurpants
2009-10-14 08:03 pm UTC (link)
w/e

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[info]headsinthesand
2009-10-14 08:03 pm UTC (link)
sounds like this guy figured what he was going to say about this album before he actually heard it.

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[info]xolmw
2009-10-14 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Yup. What a shitty review.

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[info]oli_dayyy
2009-10-14 08:06 pm UTC (link)
ugh

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[info]xolmw
2009-10-14 08:07 pm UTC (link)
"And they almost sum up Paramore’s entire problem.

Hayley Williams is a girl."

Oh God, I'm sorry, I forgot that women can't make good musicians.

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[info]bearded
2009-10-14 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Women are only good at cooking and cleaning.

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(no subject) - [info]paramoreforlife, 2009-10-14 08:28 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]horizongold, 2009-10-14 10:33 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]bearded
2009-10-14 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh

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[info]headsinthesand
2009-10-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
We have a confession. Let's just get it out there, because the truth will set us free, right. We're not 16-year-old angsty girls, and yet we still find Paramore (MySpace) inexplicably compelling and listenable. There, we said it. We feel much better now.
Honestly, it'd be pretty easy to write Paramore off as just another emo-punk outfit pandering to screaming teenagers going through pubescent angst—especially if you've happened to see one of the many pink-haired teenage girls tromping through around with no less than a dozen "Paramore" and "Riot!" patches safety-pinned to her bookbag. But if that's your impression, you're stuck in 2007, when dynamic frontwoman Hayley Williams and company hit the mainstream bigtime with the Riot! (Amazon, iTunes) single "Misery Business." But it's 2009, and Paramore is a couple years older (although Williams still can't legally drink until December) and a couple years more road-tested. And the band's still-growing maturity—musically and personally—comes through on their new album, Brand New Eyes (Amazon, iTunes). On BNE, Paramore keeps their music hook-heavy while playing around with more daring song structures and arrangements than in the past. The result is a darker, bolder, and more compelling album than we'd expected after the catchy if uninspiring Riot!. The band still hasn't reached its full potential—but BNE shows that once they do, the naysayers will be few and far between.

While we can still nitpick with Paramore's albums, it's pretty much impossible to dispute the quality of their live performance. They're one of the most energetic acts we've seen in recent memory, so it's small wonder that their Saturday night show at the Electric Factory is sold out. But if you have the chance to score some tickets, definitely take it.

And if you're one of the lucky ones who already has, or manages to get, tickets to the show, we insist that you get there in time to catch the primary support: Paper Route (MySpace). Paper Route has become one of our favorite bands over the course of the past year or so, and especially since we saw them at Kung Fu Necktie a few months back. Paper Route's music is "big," taking fairly basic chord progressions and mounting layer upon layer of arrangement on top. Impressively, though, the heart of the songs never gets drowned out, and the layers of mostly electronic elements bolster—rather than distract from—the underlying music.

Between Paramore and Paper Route, we can't imagine that Saturday night is going to be anything less than a knockout show, so hopefully you'll be able to hunt down tickets. If you don't, though, try not to sweat it too much; we don't think either of these bands is disappearing from the map anytime soon.

:)

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[info]xishcx
2009-10-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
honestly?

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[info]puckeffideb1
2009-10-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
if thats an approved review, i could make billions of reviews right now...

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[info]pabapfc
2009-10-14 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Mte anyone can do it based on this =\

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[info]ohsillytwigg
2009-10-14 08:25 pm UTC (link)
and what a reputable source it comes from. This is just some college aged hipster asshole just making a deadline.

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[info]bostonmanor
2009-10-14 08:28 pm UTC (link)
i adore this album, i really don't care what some random journalist thinks about it.

i mean for fucks sake, i'm a jonas brothers fan. if i cared what others thought about the music i listen to i wouldn't listen to 90% of the shit that i do.

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[info]trust_deceived
2009-10-14 08:30 pm UTC (link)
idrc if he doesn't like it. His review is biased and contradicts itself too much.

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[info]lematz
2009-10-14 08:30 pm UTC (link)
It’s not all bizarrely mediocre surprises though. The lyrics are horrible. They’re absolutely, unequivocally horrid. They’re cookie cutter “put these on your marble notebook in study hall, girls” garbage. They sound like someone filled out an “I just broke up with my first boyfriend” mad-lib. And they almost sum up Paramore’s entire problem.




srsly, dude you need to gtfo...


love this album
and i really love the lyricss

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[info]ptbd
2009-10-14 08:43 pm UTC (link)
l m f a o

this is not a review.. this is just someone who dislikes paramore and had to write something about them

I dont mind reviews that criticise the album, but they have to be realistic..

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[info]wez1212yes
2009-10-14 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Firstly he comes across as sexist. Secondly, to say that Hayley is holding them back is laughable.
And lastly, whilst the lyrics are simplistic and a little cliche, they are relatable and real and some of the subject matter is good. Also condemning simplicity is fucking idiotic, considering bands such as the ramones built their entire foundations around just that and went on to become truly innovative.

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[info]horizongold
2009-10-14 10:33 pm UTC (link)
I agree.

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[info]joshayley4evah
2009-10-14 08:49 pm UTC (link)
ngl, i think lyrically this is the worst album, but the lyrics are STILL amazing. this guy was waaay too harsh, and if anything, was pulling so much shit out of his ass.

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[info]jessicamariax
2009-10-14 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I disagree. This is by far their strongest album lyrically. It could be better but i don't see how either of their other albums were written nearly as well.

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[info]whywehaverolls
2009-10-14 09:06 pm UTC (link)
hmm, looks like someone needs friends...
or cookies.

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[info]citylights92
2009-10-14 09:07 pm UTC (link)
haha, i saw this review a few hours ago. i commented on it (im S.A.) i wrote: this review is ridiculous. why would the album debut at no. 1 in several countries as well as no. 2 in the usa if it was 'bland' and the lyrics were 'horrible'? brand new eyes is such an amazing, inspiring album and sees paramore mature beyond their years. they are a very young band, and to create such music at this age is no easy task. obviously, their music is mainly aimed at young adults, and if you are not one then it may be difficult to relate to the lyrics and feel their raw passion. don't say that the album is bad, just say that your taste in music is bad. i dislike critics. they can't do anything but judge others. that there is my opinion, not a fact. apply the same concept to this review and we've got no problem.

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