gchick ([info]gchick) wrote in [info]pants_no_pants,
@ 2007-04-02 16:36:00
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Story: All Other Nights
Title: All Other Nights
Author: gchick
Rating: PG-13 (pants, tablecloth)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Notes: I made Elizabeth Jewish so I'd have an excuse for this story - I don't know of any canon for or against it. Many thanks to [info]corinna_5 for making it happen.



Ltformav9 makes a note to itself to have the city talk to lcjsheppard, again, not that he's going to pay any more attention than usual, about using a finely calibrated scientific instrument to lay out food, even if it is for a special meal for deweir's holiday. And this is much worse than dmrmcay's usual ham sandwich; ltformav9 is fairly certain that the pasty substance they've just scooped up with their very crumbly crackers is horseradish, which, as a quick chemical analysis confirms, will not be good for its circuits.

But that's still nothing compared to the fact that a little while ago they were all dipping their fingers into their wine and flicking drops of it all over its tabletop.

Ltformav9 also notices when lcjsheppard takes advantage of this-night-is-different-than-all-other-nights-because-on-this-night-we-recline to grab a quick squeeze of dmrmckay's boot, and the two of them argue about which of them is the wise one and which is the wicked one until deweir points out that neither one of them knows enough to ask.

And, honestly, as they round the corner into the fourth glass of wine, the table is feeling a little drunk itself, since the flicking business wasn't the last time something spilled, and it's starting to wonder about this pelijah they're holding an extra seat for. He's not in the personnel records, but ltformav9 notes that he gets his own glass of wine. Ancient protocol did not account for this situation.

Deweir gets up from the table, her equilibrium just a little off. She tells dmrmckay that she's really moved that they thought of this. She raises one eyebrow when he says it was lcjsheppard's idea.

After she's gone, lcjsheppard finishes pelijah's wine (He never came. Maybe next year.) and pushes dmrmckay against ltformav9's edge as they touch mouths, and the table registers the familiar weight of the two of them.

The city blows out the candles before any wax spills.



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[info]nestra
2007-04-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Yay, sentient table!

Obviously, this table is going to need a corner of fandom all to itself. Maybe a comm. And some icons.

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 09:54 pm UTC (link)
You're not kidding! I spent half the day cruising furniture catalogs for icon-fodder (talk about porn!) until I realized I should just write the thing...

Thanks for the yay!

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[info]corinna_5
2007-04-02 09:00 pm UTC (link)
He never came. Maybe next year.

*makes high-pitched squealing noise of delight that only dolphins and dogs can hear.*

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Just be thankful I left out the table trying to decipher their attempts at phoneticized Hebrew...

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[info]abbylee
2007-04-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
pelijah ♥♥♥

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Aww, thanks for the vertical lines!

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[info]abbylee
2007-04-02 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh no! Your computer doesn't show hearts?

Do you have a mac and firefox? There's a fix: http://community.livejournal.com/macosx/5124933.html

Otherwise, I got nothing but vertical lines for you. But they're very sweet.

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 10:24 pm UTC (link)
I actually don't mind lines at all, since I always know they mean hearts -- but thanks for the link to the workaround. Who knew?

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[info]solvent90
2007-04-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Ohh, clever. I do love table point-of-view, disturbingly a lot. I feel like I'm missing layers with this, because I don't know enough about Passover, but what I did get, I adore: pelijah and "He never came. Maybe next year." made me double-take and then squeak aloud.

[also, off-topic: BABS YAY. Um. That is, I love your icon.]

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! The table is my new fannish love. (Okay, second to Babs, but what can I do?)

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[info]corinna_5
2007-04-03 02:46 am UTC (link)
You will be happy to know that it always takes me a minute to remember that's not actually you.

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[info]panisdead
2007-04-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Pelijah!! Awesome.

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

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[info]runpunkrun
2007-04-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
HEE HEE HEE:

...and it's starting to wonder about this pelijah they're holding an extra seat for. He's not in the personnel records, but ltformav9 notes that he gets his own glass of wine. Ancient protocol did not account for this situation.

Oh man, that's good stuff. Funny, but sweetly sad too.

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad you liked!

(And it's strange, but writing this made me notice the poignancy in that whole ritual of setting a place out of sheer hope -- and then still believing it'll come around next time if we keep the stories going -- in a way that I haven't really thought of in ages.)

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[info]runpunkrun
2007-04-03 03:45 am UTC (link)
Yeah, the outside point of view -- a perspective that has no context of the tradition -- really does lend an extra poignancy. Man, who knew sentient tables could bring so much to a narrative!

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[info]anatsuno
2007-04-02 09:50 pm UTC (link)
oh man. so much yes! pelijah for the win.

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[info]gchick
2007-04-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Yay! Thank you!

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[info]adafrog
2007-04-04 01:53 am UTC (link)
hee!

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