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[Aug. 19th, 2008|02:10 am] |
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| | 映画犬夜叉 時代を越える想い | ] | you guys totally need to know really important details of my life.
today my dad had to drive my brother to the hyannis ferry authority and I came along so I could keep my dad company on the way home and I basically wore sweatpants and my pj tshirt which says BRILLIANT GUINNESS on it, okay, and I didn't bring my phone or my purse or anything because I basically rolled around in the back seat. so my dad is weird and parks like in the forest but not really, and I sit in the front seat with the keys so no one tows the car. some douchebag motherfucker comes up and tells me to move it and park in the lot for the ferry, so I'm like omg I have no license please don't have someone come arrest me, so I turn the car on and panic because the seat is set for my dad and it moves back when you turn the car on and I'm all of 5'6 and he is 6'2, so I have to fix it and then drive without being suspicious, which I magically do, and his car is 93250325x better than mine, and I see a sign on the little thing at the entrance that says HAVE IDS READY and I'm all OMG OMGOMGOGMOGM I DON'T HAVE ONE but I drive through because I'm a bamf, but then I have to wait behind this goddamn bus forever hoping a cop doesn't eat me, and then I pull into a spot for 15 minutes only parking waiting for my dad and panicking and (why does panic only have a c but panicking have a k also) I'm looking for him, and I look like a crazy so I put on his sunglasses to look nonchalant but it fails, because I am still panicking, and 9q7235 buses come by, so many there is a q in the number, and all these people leave and it's like only me, and idk what to do because I don't see my dad, so I'm like OK there's 66423 coins here, I'll make a call from a pay phone, so I'm collecting coins and I'm trying to figure out how to turn the damn car off with it's fucking keylessness, and a cop pulls up next to me so I'm like OH GOD THEY'VE FOUND ME OUT so I bolt out of the car and my dad suddenly appears next to the car like NIKKI so I run over all mad, and we drive away, and my dad explains that he couldn't find me so he went up with my brother to where he left the car and it's gone and he's like OK someone made her move, so he was like she'll just drive around for me, but I didn't want to because I was afraid a cop would pull me over for being suspicious and then I'd be shanked for not having a license, so he couldn't find me and he keeps calling me but I don't have my phone and my brother texted me like WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU and so my dad calls the police just in case a crazy really DID come and take me, and he asks the coast card (which was down the street, ikr) if they made me move and they were just like "lol what the fuck do we care if you park here" but they didn't make me move, and no one said anything, so he called the cops like "hey my daughter was in my car and it's gone, I think someone made her move" and they were like OMG HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER and he goes 19 and they're just like "oh." so apparently the cops called me in case I was a runaway (and my dad was just like "wtf no she's 19") and my dad was all CAN YOU TRIANGULATE HER POSITION USING HER CELLPHONE because he saw it on tv and the cops were just like NO. so they put out an APB and my dad is all WTF R U DOIN FIND HER and they go "on sec bitch" and drive my dad into the parking lot and they're like "kay found it." my dad was just like "...................... :| sorry." and they were nice and like "HAY MAN at least it ended like this and not some crazy weirdo taking her" but my dad was like Y DIDNT U CALL ME and I was like I WAS SCURRED but it all worked out and then my dad was like HAHA YOU JUST BOLTED WHEN THE COP SHOWED UP DIDN'T YOU and I was like HAHA YEAH :( I'm so amazing I know. I got home and there were like 12 missed calls, a text, and 2 voicemails, one of which was actually unrelated to this, as I was invited for a FREE MAKEOVER PARTY TOMORROW, but one was actually from the police dispatcher telling me to CALL MY FATHER IMMEDIATELY. then we got home and my dad was like LOL NIKKI TELL MOM WHAT HAPPENED TODAY HARHARHARHARHAR and I was all >:| but then my mom was like OMG WUT TELL ME WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT WUT so I tolled her and she like flipped out, and my dad was like LOL SEE THIS IS WHY I COULDN'T CALL YOU, ALL YOU WOULD HAVE DONE WAS PANICKED AND THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO ANYWAYS SO THERE and my mom's just like "o. ur right. lol" my family is so retarded MY LIFE IS SO INTENSE IT WARRANTED THIS GIANT BLOCK PARAGRAPH COMPRISED OF ONLY 3 SENTENCES.
how much do you think it would hurt to get shot through the heart by an arrow? a lot? yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a whole fuckin lot.
whoa how is there only 1 minute left of my movie, I know for a motherfucking fact there is more to be had
also I want to get 散魂鉄爪 tattooed on my body, I have decided, fr realz. Except I probably won't but I sort of want to. Its way better than 風の傷 or 鉄際が anyways, and umm it is a little retarded when you think about. as it my whole idea hahhaa.
OH OK VEOH TV, JUST GIVE ME A RANDOM CLIP THAT ABSOLUTELY SUCKS AND ISN'T EVEN SYNCED CORRECTLY
actually you know what veoh tv, you can just fuck yourself for finding me every video I want to watch but in german. yeah I really don't want to watch this movie in german. kthx. die.
OH YES I FORGOT TO ADD, I totally hate one of my really good friends right now. For no reason. Actually, I have a reason, but the fact that my hatred has carried on for this long is kind of crazy. Especially since I have been talking to them like nothing is wrong. I AM trying to get over it, by talking to them normally, but GODDAMN they just make me so ANGRY and I see their posts and their existence and I'm just like ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so petty~*~*~ MIDORI IT'S NOT YOU GODDAMMIT SO DON'T EVEN ASK ilu :D |
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