Went for a stroll through ChinaTown today when I heard this gem.
Random: "Bloody hell, look how many asians there are. Its like we're in ChinaTown!"
He then paused and went red.
I think he realised where he was.
Random: "Bloody hell, look how many asians there are. Its like we're in ChinaTown!"
He then paused and went red.
I think he realised where he was.
- Location:Chinatown
- Mood:
LOL - Music:Dj Splash - New Life
5/7/09
walking ahead of me, father and son conversing about indie kids.
"you can tell we're in an indie suburb; there's bike lanes!"
walking ahead of me, father and son conversing about indie kids.
"you can tell we're in an indie suburb; there's bike lanes!"
A little brother and little sister in the toilet cubicle:
"HEEEY, HEEY BABY! OOH AHH. I WANNA KNOOOW - IF YOU'D BE MY GIRL!... HEEEY, HEEY BABY! OOH AHH. I WANNA KNOOOW - IF YOU'D BE MY GIRL!... WHEN I SAW YOU WALKIN' DOWN..."
And they sing the whole song!
Precious!
"HEEEY, HEEY BABY! OOH AHH. I WANNA KNOOOW - IF YOU'D BE MY GIRL!... HEEEY, HEEY BABY! OOH AHH. I WANNA KNOOOW - IF YOU'D BE MY GIRL!... WHEN I SAW YOU WALKIN' DOWN..."
And they sing the whole song!
Precious!
- Music:Van Morrison - T.B. Sheets | Powered by Last.fm
Three guys speed through a pedestrian crossing of Maroondah Highway in Croydon, in the dark- during a green light- on razor scooters, and narrowly avoid being hit by about four cars:
"Maybe we should have stopped smoking after three bongs...?"
"Maybe we should have stopped smoking after three bongs...?"
A few slightly inebriated men on the train last night discussing how to tell if someone's having a baby boy or girl:
"Guys with massive, MASSIVE wangs have females."
"Guys with massive, MASSIVE wangs have females."
On the 55, headed to West Brunswick. A group of year 12 students in their student jumpers all pile on at the hospital.
Boy1: There's this game you fuckin' HAVE TO GET. It's like Need for Speed, on your phone!
Boy2: I'm not paying fuckin' one-twenty for a game on my phone.
Boy1: Nah, it's great. Write it down. It's called Asphalt.
Boy2: Ash-felt?
Boy1: Asphalt.
Boy2: How'd you spell it?
Boy1: A-s-h-p-h-e-l-t
Boy2: There's no p in asphalt. It's an f.
Boy3: Yeah, A-s-h-f-e-l-t.
Boy2: See? With an f, for fag.
girl purchasing large pack of toilet paper: ready for action!
Overheard during the dinner rush in Don Dons.
(Exasperated sounding woman)
"Damien, there's no wheat in rice. There's rice in rice."
(Exasperated sounding woman)
"Damien, there's no wheat in rice. There's rice in rice."
- Mood:
sleepy - Music:Accountancy Shanty by Monty Python
Building 27, The honours room, Monash Clayton
"Pretty much anything that wiggles kills you!"
O__o
"Pretty much anything that wiggles kills you!"
O__o
Train driver on the Cranbourne-Pakenham line coming into Flinders Street Station on Wednesday:
"Attention passengers, we are now pulling into Flinders Street. We'll wait here a few minutes for a quick wee-wee stop, then continue on to Southern Cross Station."
"Attention passengers, we are now pulling into Flinders Street. We'll wait here a few minutes for a quick wee-wee stop, then continue on to Southern Cross Station."
At the cafe I work at, we have live music on Sat nights. This one table was getting right into the laid-back, folksy music, and cheering, clapping and conversing with the musician between songs.
I finish my shift and sit down to have something to eat. After a song, I see a kid at the table hold up a picture to show the musician, who, not being able to see it properly, smiles politely and goes, "I can't really see it from here". Obligingly, the kid shouts out, "It's a hectapuss! See, 'cause it's got six legs!"
I finish my shift and sit down to have something to eat. After a song, I see a kid at the table hold up a picture to show the musician, who, not being able to see it properly, smiles politely and goes, "I can't really see it from here". Obligingly, the kid shouts out, "It's a hectapuss! See, 'cause it's got six legs!"
Broadmeadows TAFE
"...so what do I write on the card?"
"Condolences for your family or something like that."
"Condolences? Isn't that Chinese? Con-dolences?"
"...so what do I write on the card?"
"Condolences for your family or something like that."
"Condolences? Isn't that Chinese? Con-dolences?"
Man to his kid: Come on, shall we go find mummy? Let's go find mummy. ... Stop! Mummy time.
I giggled.
I giggled.
Footy fans on the way home, 2 guys are arguing & one guy kicks the other guys hat out the door at the station (don't ask, it didn't make sense to us either!). The train starts moving, so the now-hatless guy begins complaining about it & a boy aged about 7 (who was with one of them, but I never figured out which) pipes up with:
"Why don't you just jump out the window & walk back to the station & get it?"
One middle aged old enough to know better woman to another, tram stop outside target.
"you can turn anything into a dress if you put a belt around it"
"you can turn anything into a dress if you put a belt around it"
Guy and girl walk past a man standing bent over at a computer.
Guy: "I really want to slap him on the arse, but I don't know how he'd react."
Guy: "I really want to slap him on the arse, but I don't know how he'd react."
Woman in bad dress: The hilarity made it so funny
-heard at Avenue Q opening night, Comedy Theater
-heard at Avenue Q opening night, Comedy Theater
Overheard months ago whilst walking past Games Workshop (uber-nerd central) Chadstone as the staff were closing up.
GW guy 1 - Here, I'll carry your (miniatures) case while you lock the door
**GW guy 1 drops carry case on the ground**
GW guy 2 - CAREFUL THERE'S ORCS IN THERE!!!!!
Me - BAHAHAHA!!!
- Mood: amused
- Music:Tools Of The Trade - Carcass
Walking through Highpoint past 3 tradies in fluoro yellow shirts I catch this comment from one of them to another
"...Going in for the toosh test..."
"...Going in for the toosh test..."
Frankston line train, about 4pm.
Guy: *goes up to girl* "Your face is familiar, but I don't know from where. Melb Uni?"
Girl: *looks at him for a sec* "You tried to pick me up on the train last week. Not interested."
Guy: "Oh... you sure?"
Girl: *pointedly goes back to reading MX*
Poor guy.
Guy: *goes up to girl* "Your face is familiar, but I don't know from where. Melb Uni?"
Girl: *looks at him for a sec* "You tried to pick me up on the train last week. Not interested."
Guy: "Oh... you sure?"
Girl: *pointedly goes back to reading MX*
Poor guy.
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carbonarona : Idiot in Chinatown. [+0] - nat_nat_not : (no subject) [+6]
- foxythang2000 : hey baby [+2]
- _clochette_ : Maybe. [+3]
- foxythang2000 : old wives tales [+2]
- ruzkin : Ash-fart [+3]
- terrorgore : northcote iga [+1]
- bride_of_lister : (no subject) [+1]
- apex_chio : (no subject) [+2]
- storm_shadow_88 : Did he just say that? [+9]
- alacarta_renata : (no subject) [+2]
- cruciel : I fear for the education in this country. [+2]
- saikogrrl : Overheard at bookshop where I work. [+4]
- da_shpoon : Belgrave train [+0]
- anemptyflight : (no subject) [+18]
- storm_shadow_88 : Hargrave-Andrew Library, Monash Clayton [+3]
- torak303 : It's a shame the lack of light made it so dark though. [+1]
- liquidbassline : Overheard at Chadstone [+4]
- ladymeerkat : Eh? [+4]
- alexandria_t : (no subject) [+20]
