WHO: The Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood :| Azakari Sai and Uchiha Sasuke.
WHAT: Something terrible.
WHEN: Today.
WHERE: Japanese History III AP classroom after school.
WARNINGS: Graphically depicted rape, bribery, and generally assery. Some swearing.

( He had it coming, didn't he? )

Who: Karin, Naruto, and Jiraiya.
What: Naruto looks for Jiraiya and finds Karin first.
Where: Jiraiya's classroom.
When: November 30. YES, WE KNOW.
Warnings: None that I can think of. Unless flirty!Naruto and Jiraiya himself need warnings....

( But all people will have their secrets. )

WHO; Any and all. Open to anyone with the Yen to buy the tickets or who are ninja enough to sneak in err.. >>.
WHAT; Oshima High School Prom of 2008
WHEN; Today from 19:00 to 2:00 and running as long as the thread needs to
WHERE; Oshima Gym
WARNINGS; Everything Oshima is famed for~

Everything is decorated beautifully! Upon awkwardly entering the prom are you presented with many options. You could go get your picture taken with your date, perhaps, or head over to the stage and check out who might be playing at the moment, Hana’s band or Tayuya’s, or perhaps take a seat, get something to drink, and admire the glow in the dark decorations. There are many interestingly assembled lights, and the music is blaring through the amps, a trip-happy pop music or a screaming guitar fix depending on what time it is, but no matter what, the bands will always play a slow song so that you and your date might have a moment together.

The rules are firmly in place, the chaperons are watching, and the lights are blinking. What will you do to make this night memorable?

ooc: There are no rules, other than to please write in script-*Action* mode so that this goes at a consistent rate. Please include as many characters as possible! The point of the Prom is to be the one night of the year where everyone is together, so let us be so, amirite? Have fun!

Also, the lady in my icon is totally Lamb/Hannah's teacher. I lol'd too. ♥ (Aint she just a hottie?)

A letter has arrived in the mailboxes of all Oshima High School and College students today

Dear Oshima Student,

Due to technical difficulties, the annual prom will be held on March 8th, while school is not in session, at the same place and time. Due to this abrupt change, tickets will be sold at the door with the presentation of your School ID, and will also be sold at the front desk of the school for the week leading up to the Prom due to the fact that the first week of the break is teacher planning and in-service.

All other standard rules, dress code, times, and prices apply. We hope to see you there!

- Oshima Staff.

[A copy of the edited flyer has been enclosed just in case the student receiving is not aware of the specifics.]

ooc: I CAN EXPLAIN OMG D:

For those who don't know, I'm moving. I'm moving HARD. And the original time I'd posted for the Oshima prom is probably when I'm going to be in the midst of moving all of my shit into my new bedroom and all of that crap, plus I'll be helping my parents, so.. it needed to be changed. I know this is sudden, but like all Oshima parties and dances, it'll last a good three weeks or so... >> I'm really sorry if this is an inconvenience, but it kind of had to happen ._.;

WHO: The Sandsibs.
WHAT: Whether or not ignorance is bliss is something that has been debated by scholars worldwide for decades; but Gaara's ignorance has lasted too long, and Temari intends to right that, regardless of the consequences.
WHEN: 2008 February 29 @ 19:17.
WHERE: Sandsibling apartment of joy.
WARNINGS: Swearing, violence, severe angst. OH SHUUKAKU WE MISSED YOU SO.

( He didn't understand what closure was needed. )

WHO: Uchiha Sasuke & Azakari Sai
WHAT: Two events in one day. Sai drawing Sasuke NAKED and Sai bursting into the NaruNaruSasu apartment at two or three in the morning.
WHEN: Yesterday/This morning.
WHERE: Oshima Boy's Locker Room, NaruNaruSasu apartment.
WARNINGS: Penises. Douche-baggishness. Cursing, I think.

( Sasuke has always excelled in physical... )

WHO: Kasumi, AKA Konan & Zetsu
WHAT: Rain + Sexy People with Pent Up Lust >O~
WHEN: Todayyy
WHERE: ... IN THE FREE WORLD. D:
WARNINGS: Moderate sexuals.

( Black, blue. )

WHO; Tayuya and ANYONE. Open party. And when it says ANYONE that means EVERYONE SHOW THE FUCK UP. (Those here so far; Naruko, Sasuke, Naruto, Sasori, Pein, Karin, Hanabi, Itachi, Juugo, Tayuya [FINALLY], Zetsu, Shisui, Konan, Tenten, Konohamaru, Moegi, Suigetsu, Kankurou, Kisame, Shikamaru, Temari)
WHAT; Party! Signs have been posted all over the island in the past 48 hours to show up.
WHEN; TODAY. log runs as long as it needs to.
WHERE; At the DeiTayu apartment
WARNINGS; Swearing, sexual actions, general hawtness, the usual shit..
GET YOUR SASUKE SEXY ON. and USE *ACTIONS* KTHX :Db

WHO: Deidara and Tayuya, mm ♥
WHAT: DEIDARA PROPOSES. HOSHIT.
WHEN: After making up at New Years, on Valentine's Day~
WHERE: Testing grounds.
WARNINGS: Swearing, angst, fluff. Guaranteed. More to be added as we go.

Tayuya knows little to nothing about etiquette.

(She knows even less about her army, in the grand scheme of things, but she knows what she wants to do with them. Knows exactly what she plans to do and how she plans to do it and absolutely doesn't care as to how it contradicts the plans of others. Tayuya's life is an earthquake. A hurricane. And she loves her life. The reason she's never tried to kill herself despite the shit that continually goes down. Despite the fact that she's still bitter with her boyfriend for putting a child in her stomach. Tayuya's anger in that regard has subsided only somewhat, but somewhat is enough.

It will always be enough.

Tayuya lives in extremes, after all.)

That's why Pein isn't her boyfriend. That's why, regardless of how many times she put his cock in her mouth in the times they were living together are they still not dating. Because she belongs to Deidara, and very much vice-versa. (She's cold. It's fucking February, after all, and she's walking down to school after it's long since closed for the month. That's Oshima's schedule, after all. Function all year but only operate 6-7 intensive months. She's wearing big clothes because she's gotten big with her pregnancy, and her cheeks are bright red with the bite. Tayuya's body has always been small from her starving-artist life, and so she's always been an easy freeze.

It's almost snowing.)

The testing grounds are covered.

(She hates snow.)

His blonde hair is the first thing she sees when she approaches him.

"The hell do you want?"

(There's a small of a laugh in her tone. But it's miniscule.)

EDIT: LOG IS COMPLETED.

Who: ANBU!meeting. You know who you are.
Where: Oshima High School's gymnasium.
When: Monday, February 4.
What: It's been over two months since the ANBU congregated. Since then, there has been drama, lost virginity and all-around-batshit craziness, but Naruto comes bearing gifts of anonymity and information...so maybe not all is lost after all.
Warnings: Cussing, Naruto being gay, everyone being amazing(?), ect.

( Look and touch~ )

[OOC; Action posts everyone...!]

WHO: Pein & his new Akatsuki Member Target, Hyuuga Hanabi
WHAT: Pein finds her practicing in the Kendo club's area and recruits her to the Akatsuki. Only with less words and more confusion.
WHEN: December the 29th.
WHERE: ... Stated above
WARNINGS: FUCKIN LINE BREAKS. References to torture. Piercings. Confusion. Anger. 12 year old girls with swords.

( Amen. )

Who: Sasuke and Karin
What: Sasuke comes to take care of some unfinished business~~ *wiggles eyebrows*
When: Day after the previous log (December 27th)
Where: Oshima's artist supply store
Warnings: Some minor stalking, biting

( I wanted you. )

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL LOGS HERE JESUS FUCK PEOPLE.

WHO: Kin, Sasuke
WHAT: Sasuke goes to buy Naruto his Christmas Gift
WHEN: Before Naruto's tantrum, after school lets out
WHERE: Tattoo parlor
WARNINGS: Bitching, cussing, Sasuke being a douche, and Sasuke being ooc a little nice. Who knew?

( You're not a bad kid. )

WHO: Sasuke, Karin
WHAT: Karin comes to his house expecting her favorite emokid, but recieves.. something quite surprising instead. References to the dance and an un-logged occurance involving Naruto, Naruko, and Sasuke.
WHEN: Day after Christmas. Before Naruto comes home.
WHERE: Uchiha apartment
WARNINGS: Making out, boners

( I... I left a package in the hallway. I brought it for you. It’s from Tokyo. )

Who: Shikamaru (0_interest) and Temari (modern_tessen) --wait what. Yes you heard me. >=E
What: Christmas Eve together
When: December 24, 9PM
Where: Shikamaru's apartment
Warnings: all of them. Probably lots of hot, hot sex.
Open?: Heck no!

WHO: Uchiha Sasuke & Uchiha Mikoto
WHAT: Mikoto visits Sasuke during his hypothermia!months and Mikoto finds out Sasuke knows Itachi is missing. Angst ensues. So much of it.
WHEN: ... Sometime between August and October.
WHERE: NaruNaruSasu apartment.
WARNINGS: ANGST. Korean. MOAR ANGST.

( For you. )

Who: Sasuke and Karin
What: Karin and Sasuke's agreement to have her draw him for a while
When: Another backlog, it's the second day of school ^^;;;;;;
Where: Library
Warnings: Creepy obsessive girls and emo!Sasuke. n_n

( How cliche. )

Who: Naruto and Sasuke
What: This is way back to the first days of school, after Sasuke went to see Shisui in the hospital. He basically runs around the rainy Oshima not at all unlike Itachi, and then abruptly comes home. This is the reason Sasuke didn't go to school for a very long time, and was referred to as "Getting better" at the dance.
When: ^
Where: The NaruNaruSasu apartment.
Warnings: OH GOD ANGST AND ANGST and some naked boys. And Sasuke nearly dies. :D

( Hush little baby, don't you cry. )

// Lamb, yes, I know we didn't finish it, but it was at a point where nothing more was going to happen, so-- >> //