To all of my lovely little summer squashes (all dressed appropriately, I'm certain),

We have been busy indulging in all of the wonders of pie lately, but that doesn't mean we forgot all about out little honeysuckle blossoms. There is something very exciting coming up in a couple of weeks, so you will simply have to check back for it. In the meantime, here is proof of our nonexistence.

An Old Friend (3:41, 1.69M)
Cast: Xemnas and Demyx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: The end of the hiatus just means the beginning of more pain.

We also have a brand new drama for Crisis Perverted and all new bloopers and Skype outtakes over in Other Productions

And finally, we would like to thank our fans for their continued support during our haitus. It warms the holes where our hearts should be, we assure you. But nowhere near as warm as a slice of triple-berry pie with some extra pie on the side. Almost, though.

With sand in uncomfortable places,

The Superior

To my dear Temporal Teacakes,

I must deeply apologize for this not technically being a February update, instead falling precariously into March's territory. It is in part due to a minor mix-up regarding when exactly a Leap Year does fall. Due to simple numeration, we are fans of Pope Gregory XIII, but he really should have been more consistent with his calendar. And perhaps I got a bit too worked up in my plan to sacrifice one of the many infamous groundhogs to the Lion of March to appease the weather gods, but I was hindered by the fact that the lion does not seem to exist and the security around Punxsutawney Phil was far more vicious that previously indicated by Mr. Bill Murray.

Regardless of grand plots revolving around rodents, we do have something to celebrate! Yes, it is Crisis Perverted's first anniversary. Why, just a year ago this side-project started with nothing but a hope and a prayer. And now it has its own section on the forum and everything! How far it has come. The only way we could properly salute it is to expand it further. Yes, from this point onwards, it will not only be for Crisis Core parodies but also Before Crisis parodies! Because we find Turks to be as entertaining as SOLDIERS and so should you. So please, give a heartly welcome to our suit-clad compatriots with this new anniversary drama -

Turkish Discotheque (9:40, 8.86M)
Cast: Tseng, Reno, Cissnei, Andrian, Hojo, and Zack with special guest stars Toshiyuki Morikawa, Kenichi Suzumura, and Junichi Suwabe
Summary: If the dialogue doesn't amuse you, the music will.

We hope that this welcome to our new characters will be as warm as the visions of springtime that elude me so.

Cursing the cold,

The Superior

To my frozen popsicles,

I hope that the wintry season is not weighing down upon you like so many icicle-laden trees. Or that you are currently living and/or vacationing in the Southern Hemisphere. To our fans who are… well, I hope that you are enjoying your backwards seasons and counter-clockwise toilets.

Either way, I am sure that you will all enjoy these new dramas.

More About Pie (6:35, 6.31M)
Cast: Xemnas, Axel, Vexen, Xigbar, Luxord, Saïx, Zexion, Demyx, and Larxene
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: This one is dedicated to Orin's mom and everyone else who likes pie.

Water Pressure (4:52, 4.47M)
Cast: Demyx, Saïx, and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Demyx finds his own personal paradise. Too bad it belongs to Xemnas.

Cookie Crisis (9:44, 8.91M)
Cast: Lexaeus, Marluxia, Larxene, Axel, Luxord, Saïx, Vexen, and Zexion
Director: Orin
Writer: Micheal
Summary: It's not just pies that are serious business in the Organization.

We also have a new piece of Fan Art and a brand new drama for Crisis Perverted

Planning to get revenge on whoever wrote "Let It Snow,"

The Superior

To All of My Little Decorated Gingerbread Cookies,

Hard to believe the year is over already, isn't it? Not that it really matters here. We threw our calendars away long ago in favor of a simple two month system: when it is raining, it is Rainy. And when it is not raining, it is either Not Raining or Let's Go Out and Play in the Not-Sunlight. It's really not that complicated. Which is excellent because things seem to become a lot more complicated when Xigbar and Luxord get to the eggnog. And for the end of the year, we have some dramas for you to raise your glasses to.

Thrill a Minute (5:12, 4.77M)
Cast: Xemnas, Luxord, Zexion, Naminé, Saïx, Larxene, Xigbar, Xaldin, Axel, Roxas, Vexen, and Demyx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: We're got started on the 358/2 jokes early... and threw in one about Larxene's Somebody having been a carnie just for fun!

A Glass of Milk (1:23, 1.27M)
Cast: Xemnas, Saïx, and a cast of extras
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala and Karras
Summary: Organization XIII turns even the most mundane activities up to eleven.

There's also some new fan art in our Memorbilia section!

Not to mention an update to Crisis Perverted to ring in the new year in a very unique sort of way.

Here is to another year of pies. So very many pies.

The Superior

My Rolly-Polly Teddy Bears,

We sincerely hope that you are getting your reserves up for the long winter ahead. Which should always include our extensive library of hilarity. And if you are truly lucky, it might even extend to samplings of delicious fried turkey. If you are “into that sort of thing” and I would highly suggest that you should be based on personal experience. But since we cannot transport delicious foodstuffs over the internet, you will have to make due with more dramas. But I promise that they are delicious dramas indeed.

Attempted Runaway (6:50, 6.26M)
Cast: Naminé, Repliku, Xigbar, Saïx, Demyx, Xaldin, "Xemnas," DiZ, Roxas, and Zexion
Director: Orin
Writer: Michael
Summary: Naminé is tried of this crap and she's not going to take it any more!

Coup d'Naught (9:35, 8.75M)
Cast: Marluxia, Larxene, Xemnas, Vexen, Luxord, Naminé, Zexion, Axel, Saïx, Xigbar, Demyx, and Patrick
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again...

Puppet Show (6:11, 5.66M)
Cast: Demyx, Xigbar, Larxene, Repliku, Vexen, Roxas, Axel, Xemnas, Saïx, Marluxia, Naminé, Luxord, DiZ, Xaldin, and Lexaeus
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: OrgLIX is out to ruin all of your favorite video game moments.

We also have a number of new entries to Fan-Made Multimedia and a new drama for Crisis Perverted.

With all good luck, everyone’s hibernation preparations will go smoothly. There has to be some use for all of those lovely holiday dishes currently flooding the magazines and the websites and the Food Network we all love so much.

With hopes fueled by hundreds of cookie recipes,
The Superior

To all of my Great Pumpkins,

We hope that this All Hallows' Eve finds you to be in good spirits. Your Superior is waiting until tomorrow when all of the candy is marked down for quick sale to get his chocolate fix, but may all of you bearing great hauls find something more to celebrate tonight. We do not bring to you dramas though, but instead treats from our fans and footage from the great trick we committed against the Anime USA staff. (Only joking, our fair fellows, you were all exceptionally kind to us and great hosts all.)

We would like to give special attention to Michael's new animated version of Pregnancy Scare in all of its wonderful, twisted glory first and foremost. Now on to the other portions of our update!

Our Convention Photo Journal

Michael’s Videos

Fan videos by Katie Van Helsing

New Artwork by Aki-kun

Expect some dramas next month, including the winning fan script from our contest.

Hoping that your Halloween is a frightfully happy one,

The Superior

To my Cherubic Cosplayers,

The time of Anime USA is fast approaching! Though we are under the impression that America is fast approaching a financial situation that may result in it being purchased at wholesale price by Canada (in which case, we welcome our Canadian Overlords and offer them all the spicy curly fries they can eat), we still encourage as many of our fans as possible to attend. We have three wonderful panels that we are preparing for your con-going pleasure -

"How to Survive an Audio Drama Group": Fri, 2:30pm, Panels room 3
"OrgLIX: Openly Mocks Kingdom Hearts Canon": Fri, 11:30pm, Panels room 1
"OrgLIX: The Fan's Revenge": Sat, 11:30pm, Panels room 3

There could even be fabulous prizes for those who attend!

For those of you who cannot attend, we do have new dramas for all of you to enjoy.

Why OrgLIX was Sued (5:29, 5.15M)
Cast: Xemnas, Xigbar, Larxene, Demyx, Saïx, Vexen, Luxord, Zexion, Lexaeus, Axel, Roxas, Xaldin, DiZ, Marluxia, and Patrick
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala and Karras
Summary: We're still in legal hearings with Disney over this drama.

Back to the Future Present Past (4:05, 3.84M)
Cast: Luxord, DiZ, Luxord, and Repliku
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala and Karras
Summary: This is what happens when history majors write scripts.

Home Shopping (8:05, 7.59M)
Cast: Xemnas, Sniper Nobody, Xaldin, Xigbar, "Kiki," and Saïx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: Xigbar discovers the Home Shopping Network and the love of his life.

We also have three new dramas for Crisis Perverted, all of which feature our favorite scientist, Professor Hojo!

Sure enough, we will bring back plenty of incriminating evidence from AnimeUSA for all of you to derive voyeuristic pleasure from. And for us to relive the wonderfully, strange memories…

With Pie in the Sky High Hopes,

The Superior

To my Busy Bees and Lazy Lemurs,

It is the last best hope for summer here in the northern hemisphere. With the Olympics completed, your poor Superior has to look to means other than a living, breathing Aquaman for his entertainment. Perhaps another hotluck dinner? (No, it is not when I invite over a sufficient amount of ‘hotties’ to a party to secure a chance at getting ‘lucky’ but good guess. In actually, it is when a group of ‘foodies’ get together to exchange spicy dishes and often devolves into hot sauce drinking contests.)

If the thought of your Superior chugging a bottle of ‘Liquid Lava’ doesn’t get you hot under the collar though, here are our dramas for this month.

A Day at the Beach (5:42, 6.7M)
Cast: Luxord, Xigbar, Demyx, Saïx, Xemnas, Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Vexen, Larxene, and Marluxia
Director: Orin
Writer: Tyger
Summary: A drama a long-time in the making... not sure if that says something good or bad about us.

Super Powers (12:22, 11.61M)
Cast: Axel, Xemnas, Vexen, Xigbar, Repliku, Larxene, Saïx, Demyx, Lexaeus and Patrick
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala, Orin, and Karras
Summary: A long, rambling drama that covers everything from Hot Pockets to Underpants.

Ruined Moment (2:15, 2.65M)
Cast: Axel and Roxas
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin
Summary: Something for all of the Axel/Roxas fans out there.

Nothing from Crisis Perverted this month, but we are promised more in the coming months.

And again, we remind you that we will be at AnimeUSA for panels and general frivolity and we invite all of you to join us. (Note: Invitation may not extend to our private pillow forts and pie-tastings)

With dreams of speedos and jalapeños,

The Superior

To all of our beach bums and beach bunnies,

We hope that the summer has been treating you well – that you all smell like coconut oil and not aloe sunburn lotion. We too have been enjoying the sun, the surf, the drum circles, the tankinis, and the cheap, cheap, novels we love to read as sand gets into every place it shouldn’t. But nothing makes a good bodice-ripper more enjoyable than a bit of sand wedged between your cheeks.

And with that image firmly embedded in your mind for all time, here are the dramas for this month. A small sampling that stresses quality over quantity.

Official Pie, Part 3 (5:00, 4.69M)
Cast: Saïx, Xaldin, Xemnas, and Luxord
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: The trials of vanquishing pumpkins are nothing compared with having to report to Xemnas.

Rules (8:32, 8.02M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: First Rule of OrgLIX - Talk about OrgLIX with all of your friends.

We also have a fully animated version of ourAnime USA '08 Announcement by Michael. Remember, Columbus Day Weekend to be there. We’ll keep reminding you of this fact until every single one of you is attending.

Oh, and we have a new Crisis Perverted drama that introduces Aerith… or was it Aeris? I can never seem to remember which one makes the greater amount of fanboys angry.

However your summer has been shaping up, we hope that you will continue to spice it up with OrgLIX.

Estoy muy caliente,

The Superior

My dear Otaku and Cosplayers,

Your Superior has a bit of a hangover tonight... but it is due to the massive celebration that we have been engaging it. And now, just before we need to go get a new keg, we are spreading this joy to you, the fans.

OrganizationLIX will be guests at AnimeUSA '08!

Yes, on the long Columbus Day weekend - October 10 to the 12th of this year - members Orin, Schala, Greg, Sci, Mochan, Ryuu, and Karras will be attending the convention and will be presenting panels for your viewing pleasure… though we are still working out the details on this matter. We still encourage you all to come to Arlington, VA and meet them in person.

In addition to this wonderful news, we also have several new dramas for you all to reveal in no matter what your sobriety level is.

Official Pie, Part 2 (4:15, 4.00M)
Cast: Xemnas, Saïx, Xigbar, Naminé, Luxord, Roxas and Axel
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Xemnas throws the best tea and pie parties.

Demyx's Cotton Candy Adventure (4:39, 5.45M)
Cast: Demyx, Xigbar, Larxene, Marluxia, Xemnas, Saïx, Vexen, Axel, and Roxas
Director: Orin
Writer: Tyger
Summary: Combining the evils of hallucinogens and backmasking and voice filters.

Paper Training (4:51, 4.57M)
Cast: Demyx, Patrick, Larxene, DiZ, and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Any excuse to scream out the word "Poopies."

Theory Disproved (2:18, 2.71M)
Cast: Xaldin, Luxord, Xigbar, and Saïx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin
Summary: You know, the Ramones did an awesome cover of the Spider-Man theme song. Just for your information.

In addition to our normal fare, we also have two new dramas from our side project, Crisis Perverted. Heart-warming stories about an estranged father and son and the alternate lifestyle of a particular executive.

We feel that this is a fabulous start to your summer and ours and hope that you remember to take your Advil before bed. That helps a great deal with the hangovers.

With affection and jell-o body shots,

The Superior

Happy anniversary all!

Indeed, it has been a felicitous year for us here at OrgLIX. With this update, we will have created approximately 200 MB of audio goodness for all of our adoring fans. Just pause and think about that. (Especially think of our servers. Though really you don’t have to – Schala has a 322 GB server and this site can stream 6.44 TB in bandwidth a month….)

Regardless of the massive size of our disc space, we want you to know that we appreciate the support of everyone of our fans. And it is my utmost hope that you will in turn reflect that adoration to all of our hard working members. They have given up untold hours of their time for your enjoyment… so you do have a debt of gratitude towards them, now don’t you?

Either way, we would like you to enjoy our largest update ever – equal in size to all of our other dramas combined – for our anniversary.

Cast and Character Interviews - OrgLIX in their own very scary and insane words.

All Confidence Comes From Pants (3:41, 3.47M)
Cast: Xemnas and Saïx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: Xemnas prattles on about everything from alien women to glorious portraits.

Answering Machine (8:41, 8.16M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: • You have 26 new messages. Press 1 to continue.

And in a special event, we also have the Animated Version of Answering Machine by Tyger ready for you. Jubilation!

We encourage everyone to celebrate this most momentous occasion and to wish us many more years of insanity and hilarity, not necessarily in that order.

From the Bottom of Where my Heart Should Be,

The Superior

To my fantastic fanatics,

Ah, spring is upon us with March leaving like a lamb and swinging like a gyro. (That joke is far more humorous when spoken. Please imagine my silky voice speaking it aloud and then chuckle accordingly.) Our dear members have been ever so busy – why they have even started a side project! It appears that we have a number of Crisis Core fans in our numbers. Some people might call them masochists, given that the game is known for making those who play it cry. But your Superior is perfectly fine with that since it is quiet hard to be all superior and dominant without a few crying masochists shuffling around your feet.

Here are our latest selections for your audio enjoyment. Just a reminder: the safe word is “Blue Giraffe.”

Intervention (2:57, 2.75M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: "A Very Sepcial Episode" in which our favorite sociopaths try to save one of their own from himself.

Wrong Bed (3:44, 3.50M)
Cast: Axel, Demyx, Roxas, and DiZ
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Trouble comes to everyone's favorite gay couple... and it plays a sitar.

Vexen's Experiment (4:32, 4.26M)
Cast: Vexen, DiZ, Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, Axel and Larxene
Director: Orin
Writers: MoChan and Ryuu, tweaked by Orin
Summary: Vexen creates a treat guaranteed to get you laid.

Official Pie, Part 1? (4:15, 4.00M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Let's be honest - you're suprised we didn't do this earlier. And you're even less surprised that this might be a multipart series.

And finally – Crisis Perverted – our aforementioned side-project. Guaranteed to cause as much pain as the game itself, but in an entirely different manner.

We wish you well and once again encourage you to spread the word and the joy of us to your friends.

Your Dominating Daddy,

The Superior

To our Convention Connoisseurs,

More specifically, those who will be venturing to Anime Boston this coming weekend. Though we could not procure our own panel, we are having a meet and greet for any of our fans who would wish to chat up a few of our members on Friday at 7:00 PM in the cafeteria. These will be – Orin, Schala, Greg, Sci, and Ryuu. Mardi Gras beads and jellybeans will be provided. A map is provided under along with distilled information for ease of use.

( We swear that clicking here will not cause you to lose your heart. Honest. )

To my dear snuggly bunny-wunnies,

I hope that all of you have fully awoken from your chocolate comas after 50% Off Chocolate Day. We do not discuss the day before that because it involves the ignorant masses erroneously ripping off our shtick. Hearts – filled of delicious candy or not – are supposed to be stolen, my sparkling kitty-piddles! Not bandied about from person to person in some sort of version of significant other Hot Potato. And then you humans have the gall and the spleen to leave so many of them unbought and neglected in the corners of your grocery stores and food emporiums. How extraordinarily wasteful! My loyal cattle-waffles, you should procure as many of these hearts as possible and mail them to us. Please use the address below to do so –

The Organization XIII
13 The Castle that Never Was
The World that Never Was, 92802

Consider these new dramas to be our gratitude in advance.

Mirrors (1:30, 1.4M)
Cast: Repliku, Naminé, and Vexen
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Repliku makes a fashion statement while examining one of Naminé's.

Blankie (3:16, 3.08M)
Cast: Larxene, Zexion, Saïx, and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: The sequel to Rage Issues that involves sneaking, spying, and maybe some mauling.

We would also like to celebrate the opening of our new Multimedia section. Our webmistress tells me that it is bringing us one step closer to Web 2.0 or whatever that is. The prime selection of this new section is an animated version of the drama “Stickers” by the delightfully British, Michael. Any hearts that you do not send to the address above should be sent to him to thank him for all of his hard work and dedication and we all know that should be shown in chocolate form.

Our webmistress also told me to encourage you to generate content for us as that also fits into the vague definition of Web 3.14159265… so on and so forth. Contact the lovely Schala-Kitty via the forum, or you can always send content – and other tokens of devotion from long-winded letters to E-cards full of fluttering butterflies in all the colors of the rainbow – to me at TheSuperior@orglix.org.

Wishing my goat-twinkles all of the best,

The Superior

Season’s Greetings my dear ghouls and ghosts! And some reindeers and elves who are getting a jump on things.

Your Superior wishes you a happy All Hallow’s Eve, and no, not the type associated with that show named after the garment cleaning product. We hope that you have been out doing whatever type of human socializing tickles your various fancies, be it the tricking or the treating. Or going out to keggers and getting drunk while some hulking frat boy cops a feel of your Naughty Witch costume and you are only left with shame, a coppery taste in your mouth, and your broken childhood dreams, you sick, depraved whore.

Not as though I am speaking from experience, of course.

Regardless of your stance regarding this most candy-filled of evenings, we are sure you will enjoy these new dramas.

Late Night at the Grocery Store (5:17, 4.83M)
Cast: DiZ, Repliku, lesser Nobodies (Schala and Tyger)
Director: Orin
Writer: Schala and Karras
Summary: A script that started with the line "Peanut butter, doggie treats, condoms, and a nubile boy!" and went downhill from there

Rage Issues (3:00, 2.76M)
Cast: Saïx, Demyx, Xigbar, "the voice on the recording" (Ryuu)
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: In which Saïx's mood swings are nothing more than an excuse for Orin to play with sound effects

Hemophiliac (1:48, 1.66M)
Cast: Luxord, DiZ
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Because taking cheap shots at blond brits is a time-honored tradition here at OrgLIX

We can only hope that the lonely hole in your soul has been filled with laughter and not chocolate, though both are aphrodisiacs but only one can be rubbed on your current sexual partner’s chest and licked up. You know, if they shave and everything.

Waltzing to the Monster Mash,

The Superior.

Fortuitous Greetings Swimsuit Season Ticket Holders,

Your benevolent Superior hopes that you have been enjoying your summers and all that they encompass: that there has been much grilling of succulent meats and rubbing of sunblock and indulgence in blockbuster films and whatnot. We have of course been hard at work for your benefit – we are fairly certain that you can smell our perspiration through your monitors at this point and will take suggestions regarding which deodorant brands match our personalities. (I, for example, prefer Degree Clean Slate, for that Tabula Rasa fresh scent.)

Without further reference to armpits, feast your ears upon our selections for this month -

Long Dramas

A Mission, A Meeting, and Two Trips (7:30, 6.9M)
Cast: Xigbar, Saix, Larxene, Demyx, Luxord, Xemnas, Repliku, Axel
Directors: Orin and Dan
Writer: Schala
Summary: Because any time is a good time for story time.
Special Thanks to Dan for all of his help

What If (4:21, 4.0M)
Cast: Xigbar, Xaldin, Luxord and Vexen
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Remember - you only got that number 'cause you let the Heartless get you

Short Dramas

Hugs Time (1:25, 1.3M)
Cast: Demyx and Lexaeus
Director: Orin
Writer: Schala
Summary: Tonight, the role of Lexaeus will be played by his understudy, Cookie Monster

Me Time (1:56, 1.8M)
Cast: Xemnas and Marluxia
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Do not mess with the Superior's cheesecake!

We wish you all the best and as always encourage you to spread your love for us like a sweet, sweet fandom STD.

Encouraging Your Rights to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Invisible Solids,

The Superior

It appears that some of the cast and some of our members of OrgLIX are all going to be in Baltimore, Maryland next weekend for Otakon 2007.

I propose a small meetup on Saturday. Would anyone else be up for that?

My Succulent Kumquats,

It seems as though we are currently maintaining a speed of one update of an appreciable size per month, give or take a few days and a few actors. We thank all of you for your continued patience and patronage of our small group, especially from those who are currently off-world refugees. Our non-existent hearts go out to those brave, blogging David Carusos out there across the wide internets and Disney franchises. May our MP3’s remind you of home and happier times.

For our selections this month, we have a two-for-one special on both Long and Short dramas. Those of you who clipped the special coupon in this week’s Kingdom Hearts Saver Section of your local newspaper should take it to the nearest Toys Я’ Us for a 25% discount on all Organization XIII Play Arts Figures, excluding Axel. Maybe if you’re lucky you can locate a rare Speak and Say Lexaeus for your Adventures in Ebay. Without further ado, here are our newest offerings to the rampant masses -

Long Dramas

Pregnancy Scare (6:42, 6.14M)
Cast: Demxy, Xigbar, Patrick, Larxene, DiZ, and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin, with some tweaking from Schala and Karras
Summary: The closest OrgLIX will come to putting out a Public Service Announcement - Get your Heartless and Nobodies spayed and neutered, kids!

Dance Interrupted (6:07, 5.61M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: MoChan
Summary: A heart-warming story setting the Deus ex Machina Ballroom

Short Dramas

Play, DiZ, Play (3:46, 3.45M)
Cast: DiZ, Patrick, Demxy, Axel, and Larxene
Director: Orin
Writer: Greg
Summary: Our sincerest apologies to every member of Foreigner

Tear Cakes (1:18, 1.2M)
Cast: Demyx and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin
Summary: I + IX = Misunderstanding

We hope that you have enjoyed this session and will extensively “pimp” us out, I believe that is the correct vernacular term. Until our next meeting, be well, my sweet sun-kissed kiwis!

With glucose and starches,

The Superior.

http://www.reignofangels.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=99&pid=3358&st=0&#entry3358

Yeah, I'm too lazy to actually re-type anything. A link to the forums, though you guys go there anyway...

...MY SCANNER FEARS THE ORGINIZATION. It also wants a black coat.

Dear Lucky Charms and Corn Pops,

Yes, we know that the S-E fandom as a whole just had a huge party over in Japan with trailers and techno music and 2 hour waits for demos. But now that you’re all done collectively moistening your undergarments over Dissidia or whatever your game of choice was, perhaps you would like something different to satisfy that little part of your soul we call obsession. Well, good news, my golden Honey Smacks! We come with audio dramas of a humorous nature broadcast from our pillow fort in the middle of the KH fandom. Experience Kingdom Hearts in ways Square-Enix and Disney never intended and will never endorse!

Short Dramas

Patrick (1:23, 940k)
Cast: Xaldin and Demyx
Director/Writer: Orin
Summary: Demyx has a new pet... and Xaldin has to put up with it.

Jellybeans (3:17, 3.0M)
Cast: Vexen and Demyx
Director: Orin
Writers: Ryuu and Greg
Summary: Inspiration comes in the oddest places and from the strangest people.

Fluids (3:11, 2.9M)
Cast: Roxas, Demyx, Xemnas, and Axel
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: The most press that precious bodily fluids have been given since Dr. Strangelove.

Pillow Fort (3:27, 3.2M)
Cast: Roxas, Demyx, Saïx, and Axel
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin, with some tweaking from Schala
Summary: The pillow fort is a metaphor for our fragile existence while Saïx speaking in Dutch is quite obviously an allegory about how true communication does not exist.

Prom Night (3:27, 2.5M)
Cast: Xemnas, Saïx, Naminé, Repliku, Larxene, Zexion, Roxas, Axel, Xigbar, and Vexen
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: You know... nothing we can say will make this any less wrong.

Long Dramas

Strip Poker (6:51, 6.3M)
Cast: The Entire Organization
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin, with some tweaking from Schala
Summary: Sadly, this is nowhere near as sexy as you want to it to be.

Pomegranate (3:52, 3.6M)
Cast: Naminé, Repliku, and DiZ
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin, with some tweaking from Schala
Summary: We take no responsiblity for any strange pairings that may arise from this drama

Stickers (5:24, 4.9M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin, with some tweaking from everyone
Summary: Ah, a wonderful slice of life piece right out of America's Heartland. Oh, I mean, the World that Never Was... that's probably why it tastes like almonds....

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