red wolf ([info]redwolfoz) wrote in [info]open_on_sunday,
@ 2005-02-07 13:51:00
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Procurement
"The party of the first part, henceforth know as..." Spike read the opening paragraph of the document. "Are you having a lend?"

"Whenever Buffy borrows DVDs they get eaten, slimed and melted." Anya stood behind the counter ticking points off on her fingers. "You're having movie night with Dawn at Buffy's house, you sign the paperwork."

"What happens if I don't return the goods?"

"You pay for replacements or get consigned to a hell dimension."

Spike signed on the line and collected the discs, wondering if using Xander's name voided the agreement. He was almost tempted to find out.


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[info]beccagirl17555
2005-02-07 02:53 am UTC (link)
Hehe! Very funny and Very anya-esque

~Becca~

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[info]chicken_cem
2005-02-07 03:00 am UTC (link)
And very Spike, using Xander's name. Heh. Like Anya wouldn't notice that, two seconds after Spike walked out the door. :-)

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
But Spike is out the door with his movies so Anya would have to get him back later.

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[info]chicken_cem
2005-02-07 05:20 am UTC (link)
Yes! That's what I was trying (inarticulately) to say. :-)

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 03:18 am UTC (link)
Thanks. Wanted to take the challenge somewhere other than the obvious and Anya seemed the key to that.

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[info]a2zmom
2005-02-07 03:01 am UTC (link)
This is perfect. So very, very Anya. And I think I'm going to use this idea with my husband. He always borrowing my music cds and never putting them back in the box!

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
Good luck with your husband. There's no guarantee it will work, but a long list of transgressions may be embarrassing.

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[info]thomasina75
2005-02-07 03:17 am UTC (link)
*giggles*

Oh that is so Anya. Not that I blame her.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 03:21 am UTC (link)
Acidic demon drool and DVDs are not a good mix, so it's worth covering your bases.

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[info]crayonbreakygal
2005-02-07 03:23 am UTC (link)
Ha. Typical Spike, using Xander's name. Not that Anya would fall for that one. Hehehe.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 03:36 am UTC (link)
Spike only has to get out the door.

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[info]cornerofmadness
2005-02-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
now there's a take on party I never even thought of. Great.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 03:53 am UTC (link)
I like to think outside the square. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

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[info]cadence_k
2005-02-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
Very funny! Great Anya voice.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 05:18 am UTC (link)
Many thanks!

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[info]zandra_x
2005-02-07 05:55 am UTC (link)
Excellent use of the theme. You inspired me.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 06:26 am UTC (link)
Yay! Got to be happy with being inspiration.

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[info]funkparadise
2005-02-07 06:59 am UTC (link)
Oh my. Perfect Anya.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 07:04 am UTC (link)
Thank you, happy to hear you liked her in this.

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[info]tinpanalley
2005-02-07 04:03 pm UTC (link)

As everyone has been saying, this is such a great "Anya" slice of life!

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-07 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. Anya is fun.

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[info]alias_lilacgirl
2005-02-08 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Wha, I thought I complained about late fees. At least I never got sent to a hell dimension. But, this is Spike, so is it necessarily a bad thing? He should have some friends there.

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-08 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I guess it depends on the hell dimension, but it may not be Spike going as he signed with Xander's name.

If you're interested in fine print and hell dimensions, check out the amusing Not Without My Handbag from Aardmann Animation.

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[info]sunnyd_lite
2005-02-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Great use of characters! Hmm if two demons sign a contract... excellent out-side the box thinking on the theme! Can so see it!

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[info]redwolfoz
2005-02-08 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, I wanted to get away from the obvious party theme.

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