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Crazy Hakim's Discount Fertilizer
Created on 2008-04-14 22:15:34 (#15375330), last updated 2009-07-13
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Basic Info| Name: | ONTD_TWATLIGHT AKA ONTD_SWITZERLAND |
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| Location: | Forks, Washington, United States |
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| Description: | FIGHTING EVIL BY TWATLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY SPARKLING IN A MEADOW |
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| "I had an interesting experience with this movie. I was dragged along to the 'Canadian Premiere' recently somewhere south of Vancouver at a huge movie theater by a girl who works at a bookshop (she got free tickets). Being 22 and from the UK, I've never heard of the Twilight franchise, and had no idea what I was in for. I attended because I wanted some eventual contact with said girl's vagina. Turns out the premiere is not only 100% full of screaming pubescent girls (and awkward-looking parents), but is also preceded by half an hour of an on-stage costume contest where kids are awarded prizes for dressing like characters from the book. Some kid in a wheelchair won and she didn't look shit like a vampire (probably because vampires don't use wheelchairs) I truly enjoyed this film because it was so awful, and i was laughing all the way through, but weirdly enough - all the little girls in the theater laughed when something embarrassingly lame happened. Crappy acting, cheap effects, terrible jokes - they all laughed. Everything that made this a terrible film was lapped up by its target audience. This does not excuse it from being the most mind-numbingly, cringingly awkward movie I have ever seen. If the big reveal at the end of the series is 'all vampires have aspergers' it would not surprise me. After the movie, I said "that was so terrible I need a drink," she agreed, 3 bus rides later and a few vodka cokes, I'm on her bedroom floor, four fingers deep, and she decides to vomit all over my pants. Fuck Twilight." |
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