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game, set, oh no they didn't!

watch what happens when the tennis is in the web.

Created on 2009-02-18 07:20:09 (#18706730), last updated 2009-11-27

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Name:forced errors for everything wrong in your life.
Location:Arthur Ashe Stadium, New York, United States
Membership:Moderated
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"I swear to God, I'm going to take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat." - Serena Williams


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&1 Membership is moderated due to some of the content posted here. If you were rejected, please refer to our mother community ONTD's post about why people there get rejected. We're pretty lenient though.
&2 Make sure you tag your entries. If you need a tag, tag it with '!tag request' and the mods will get on it asap!
&3 This is a community for discussing the sport of tennis and its players, not your Britney Spears memorabilia collection or the daily life of your pet rock. In other words, don't post about it. If you get a little OT in your comments, that's fine to a limit, but in the words of the great Bon Qui Qui, don't get crazy. When it starts to get way off topic, take it to your journals or AIM.
&4 Take the drama elsewhere. We don't want it here. If you have beef with another member, take it out of here. This community is not here so people can listen to your petty bickering.
&5 You aren't required to like every single tennis player on the tour, but please, keep your remarks civil. Of course we love to say "That's enough, Andy Murray" and "Serena, stfu" but there's a line between being silly and poking jabs and being legitimately offensive. This isn't middle school, and rude or insensitive comments insulting the players, their coaches or their family will be deleted. If it becomes a problem, you will be banned. Unless it's during a live post, then you can be as angry as you want, because we all say crazy things when we are watching a super-tense heart-attack inducing tennis match, and rage is understandable.
&6 Whenever you post an article, make sure you include a source to the original material.
&7 This is a slash friendly community, and you will probably find many slashy comments here. If you are offended by this kind of talk, you probably should not join.
&8 If you are unfamiliar with what the acronym ONTD means, you should probably check out our mother community, ohnotheydidnt, so you can get an idea of what you might see here. Lots of inside jokes and snark and stan wars, tennis style. But we are probably much nicer than the mothership (and we're about 97.4% saner than the cesspool of insanity known as Men's Tennis Forums) so if there's something you don't get, don't hesitate to make a post and ask :)

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