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Three Cheers for ONTD Muse

we're a social center for all Muse spazzes

Created on 2007-10-31 01:52:57 (#14148052), last updated 2009-07-15

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Basic Info

Name:	ONTD Myooooz
Location:	Cydonia, Mars
Website:	Last.fm Group
Membership:	Moderated
Posting Access:	All Members
Description:	what happens when you mix one part ontd and two parts muse?

About

ONTD_MUSE
we are always fashion forward

in short
An online community dedicated to tracking and kidnapping of Bellamy, Howard, and Wolstenholme in order to turn them into our personal sexy slaves ... We mean, a spin-off of ohnotheydidnt focused around the band known as Muse.

rules
· there are no rules.
· hahaha, we were just kidding around.
· trolls will be banned, and spammed with dom/chris porn ... no, really.
· good-natured teasing of the boys is acceptable, and encouraged.
· can we say, "lj-cut. lj-cut. lj-cut!"
· please, no new introduction posts. we have a great, FUN on over here with great, FUN questions.
· whoaaa, we have a lot of rules.
· do not crosspost icons here. there are plenty of other communities for that.
· tag your post! if you don't know how, or get lost in the sea of them, call for flowerings; she'll help.
· most important rule: keep this community alive~
Actually most important rule is NO TWILIGHT RELATED POSTS. OR YOU WILL BE BANNED TO HELL.
testimonials
· hullabalo_o: "my life changed thanks to ontd_muse"
· aleex: "I would highly recommend ontd_muse to those who are out soul searching"
· flowerings: "before the creation of ontd_muse, i was suffering from the costly ebola virus. one month later, i am like a brand new person."
· djcati: "OMGZ ontd_muse SAVED MY LIFE!!11!1 BEST COMM EVS, A+++ WOULD POST AGAIN."
· spiralstatic3: "I am no longer constipated after the creation of ontd_muse. I shit myself with laughter on a daily basis."
· bakachibigaki: "ontd_muse cures leprosy. Trufax."
· cedricstyle: "I dropped out of school and quit my job so I could spend more time on ontd_muse. Best decisions I've ever made."
· oneminutecloser: "Let's just say I was not feeling good, glorious, invincible, or blissful. I was so agitated that I hid in a cave and drank away my sobriety, endlessly making micro cuts in my wrists and wishing I could escape my unintended hysteria and fury. I was falling away into a supermassive black hole until the long overdue ontd_muse came into my world and I loved it so much that I just wanted to hold it in my arms like a new born."
· asouthernthing: ontdmuse -- Making people cum 110 times harder. It's just a fact.
· hyper_con_music: "I never laughed then I joined ontd_muse and now I need oxygen just to breathe."
· noir7: ontd_muse lets me vent my spamming tendencies so that I don't spam other communities with my Muse love. No, wait. Nevermind. ontd_muse makes my spamming tendencies worse. Hahahahah!!
· alongcomesjen: "I had sex with Matt Bellamy (of Muse fame) three years ago! It was fantastic! When I say three years ago, I mean three days ago. Results with ontd_muse are that quick! Thanks, ontd_muse! XD"
· arviious: "basically, ontd_muse > life."
· pwopah: "I'm pregnant with ontd_muse's lovebaby, and I'm keeping it!"
· Dominic Howard: "Until ontd_muse my homosexuality was always an unspoken truth. Now it's a spoken truth. Thanks ontd_muse for helping me out myself."

tag lines
· ontd_muse: Museing every piece of crap from 2007.
· ontd_muse: You mean, there are other celebrities in the world?
· ontd_muse: You mean, Dom didn't do it?
· ontd_muse: Just admit it Dom. We all know it's true.
· ontd_muse: they know.
· ontd_muse: they need to be taken out.

credit
css stylesheet by minty_peach
header/userinfo by flowerings

post for absolution; comment for absolution.
warning: check with your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough for sex before using MUSE.
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