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Pierre Charles Bouvier, twenty-seven-year-old lead singer of punk-pop, Frenadian, multi award-winning, platinum-selling super group Simple Plan… is a doofus.
And we mean that in the most loving way possible.
He’s fat and he don’t run too fast, but we love him more than we could ever say. To express our undying and always growing love, a little joke and innocent taunt thrown in his direction is an often occurrence. If not a daily one. If not every second thing that we say.
It was evident that the Simple Plan fandom was in severe lack of a Pierre mocking sanctuary where we could all congregate and joke about Fatty at our own free will, without the hurtful and often traumatising things ill-mannered Pierre worshippers say.

The General Everything Store is your one-stop shop for all your Pierre Fatty bashing needs. It’s a place where you can feel safe and at peace when you’re seeking a session of harmless and fun-filled Bouvigay knocking.
From pictures of him making a tool of himself, to interviews where he does nothing but ramble on and on about random nonsense no one gives a toss about, we've got it all! However, that being said, this is not an Anti-Pierre community. Deep down, we secretly love Fatty and his 3942 chins. Well, most of us do.

We want to see anything you’ve got. Pierre never fails to supply us with evidence of his extreme stupidity, obesity, homosexuality, immaturity and insanity. Videos, audio files, pictures, quotes, drawings, jokes, stories, theories, comments, parodies, photo manips, nicknames, and more. You name it, we want it. As long as it blatantly shows how brainless and endlessly entertaining this man always is, feel free to post it here.

If you haven’t yet experienced the delightfully refreshing and invigorating sport that is mocking Pierre, we recommend you try. It’s more therapeutic than you’d know.





General Everything Store
Believe it or not, there actually is a story behind the “general everything store”, and we have none other than Pierre himself to thank for that.

One fine summer morning, three fans were innocently strolling up the road, laughing to each other about how funny it would be if Simple Plan were to saunter on by. Out of the blue and highly coincidently, our favourite merch guy, Mr Patrick Cunningham, appears with a wave and a grin, and beside our friendly neighbour was, yes you guessed it, Fatty McFattycakes. With his cap pulled low over his eyes in an attempt to hide his hideously disfigured face from the unaware public, as it was only days after the infamous bottle-throwing incident, Bottleface cradled a steaming hot Starbucks in one hand and tried to get away from the amused fans as quickly as possible. Patrick had another, far more simple plan, however.
Get it? Simple Plan?
So stay and chat they did, and it wasn’t long before Lard Ass was asking for directions.
”Do you know where a, uh…” he asked slowly, “a… like a,” he stuttered, making wild, circular arm gestures, “a general everything store is? I need some more tampons.”
The three girls stared back blankly, knowing it’d only hurt poor P.Bo’s feelings if they were to burst their spleens laughing.
No one ever said Pierre was the most eloquent of people.

So there you have it. The General Everything Store was born.
And in case you were wondering, Perryface did finally find that general everything store in the end...





Rules and Guidelines
We’re friendly and carefree here at the General Everything Store, so we haven’t set out many boundaries.

All we ask is that your posts all contain some form of Fatty bashing item, and we’d prefer that you don’t simply use this community as a tool to advertise your own communities. All pictures, no matter how big or small, must be behind an lj-cut, as should super long posts, in order to keep people’s friends pages intact.

If you don’t agree or approve of the material within this community, it’d be smart to keep it to yourself. Don’t make yourself look more clueless than Lardy by throwing a tanty and whining at us, because we’ll only make a scene out of your idiocy.
”Pierre’s not fat, he’s hottt! Ur sew meen!” will be both laughed at and broadcasted all over the comm.
We don’t actually care what you think. We're only here for a good laugh, so don't make it at your expense.





Friends and Promotion
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Contact and Moderators
We wanna hear from you. Any comments, suggestions or queries are welcome, so give us a yell and let us hear your story.
generaleverythingstore@gmail.com
As of now, this e-mail is no longer valid so just comment in a special omgwtfpierre post in the mod's personal journal.

Your friendly mod is himynameistinna




PS, Pierre.
Don’t cry, dearest. Wipe away those tears and take ‘Untitled’ off repeat, because we love you ever so. Sure you have 763 rolls and 3942 chins, and sure you’re both Frenadian and a raging homo, but we love you for you. You’re a great person, and on the inside, Pierre, you’re a star.
We’re laughing with you, not at you. Chins up!


Tender and crispy wishes,
The General Everything Store.