Oh No They Didn't!

Demented, drugged and jacked on Twinkies.....that's just how DanRad rolls.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:20:19 GMT

This bitch never fails to bring the LULZ!!!! HBP is finally out in theatres, and for those of us too lazy to drag our arses to the midnight screenings and awaiting the reviews of our loyal ONTD members....

I give you....

Harry Potter and the Madman Within

Halfway through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, our hero quaffs a vial of potion (“Liquid Luck”) and starts zipping around like he's jacked on Twinkies. Or something.

But that's just Daniel Rad-cliffe's natural state. “Drugged Harry,” says Emma Watson, “is closer to Dan's real personality.” He confirms this in a Manhattan hotel, where a news conference with his Half-Blood castmates morphs into a showcase for Rad-cliffe's self-deprecating, thoroughly demented sense of humor.

Walking in, he's about how you'd expect. Nice-looking chap in a V-neck sweater. Sparkly blue eyes, no glasses. Not tall. But when he opens his mouth, the mad crush of words sounds like nothing you'd hear from a normal, sober Harry.

“If you spent like a proper amount of time with me, you would probably wonder if I was on drugs,” Radcliffe says. “I'm not. I'm just incredibly hyperactive. Manic.” At the Harry Potter premiere in London, “My God! I was just this kind of BEAST that had been UNLEASHED onto the red carpet!” Note the caps. He often speaks this way; one suspects, if one were close enough to the business end of such exclamations, one might require a handkerchief.

In the course of about 45 minutes, Radcliffe heaps praise on his Potter compatriots and director David Yates; describes his kissing scene with Bonnie Wright, who plays Ginny Weasley, (“My God, my lips are like the lips of a horse— kind of distending independently away from my face, and trying to encompass the lower half of hers”); and recalls the time, on the Goblet of Fire set, when a booming Mike Newell offered one likely reason he was cast (“BECAUSE YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY BLOODY CHARMING!!”).

When asked — repeatedly — about the actors' on-screen sexual tensions and off-screen love lives, Watson “confesses” to dating a stalker. (“He's so into me. It's the way to go. I would recommend it.”) Radcliffe reminds everyone that “I was 9 before I did Harry Potter, so I didn't know what it was like to get girls without having the aid of being Harry.” Brief pause as he turns to the media. “How have you all found it? Is it OK?”

As for those scenes when he's high on potion, “I just let the more manic side of myself that I suppress for 23 hours of every day loose for a while on set, and just became a kind of uncontrollable, vaguely irritating but sort of vaguely amusing person that I, you know, keep hidden. I just let him out,“ he says, “and went MAD for a few days.”

SOURCE

John Barrowman on Neil Patrick Harris

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:12:55 GMT

AfterElton: Any chance U.S. audiences are going to get to see you in something over here any time soon? Are you pursuing roles in the States?
JB: ... Things are happening. I'd love to come over, because you know what? It's about time you had an openly gay — I'm sorry, you do. He got #1 [on the AfterElton.com Hot 100]. I voted for him. He was number one on the list.

AE: Neil Patrick Harris.
JB: Yeah, but we need more of them. We need to let more people see how normal it is. It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom for the job that you do. The fact that I'm on that list is amazing. ... If I'd have been #50 I would have been happy. ... It doesn't matter what number you are. For me, second is great. Like I said last year, "Who wouldn't want to be behind Jake Gyllenhaal?" And now Neil, I've always wanted a thin blond in my life, and there he is right in front of me. [laughs]

AE: There you go. I think you and Neil share so much in common, and that's the reason you guys are #1 and #2.
JB: I would love working with him some day. I think there's got to be something for the two of us. I know who he is and I'd like to think — I'm sure he doesn't know who I am — but if he did, I would love to do something with him workwise. The thing I love about him is that he always plays straight characters.

AE: Yeah, he does.
JB: He's an openly gay man and he's always cast as a straight guy. In Britain, I've played straight and gay characters, but the fact is he's a testament. That's why I voted him #1. He's a gay man playing straight boys. I love that. He should win an Academy Award.

More at the SOURCE

I highly endorse this collaboration idea and I'm also quite sure NPH knows who JB is. TPTB or God himself or the ghost of dead gay Abraham Lincoln, please allow this to happen.

D'Arcy Wretzky crawls out of her hole...probably still on drugs, definitely off her rocker.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:11:59 GMT

Last week, long lost former Smashing Pumpkins bassist D'Arcy Wretzky answered the question "where are you now?" by calling into Chicago rock radio station Q101 completely out of the blue. As the Smashing Pumpkins website points out, Q101 host Ryan Manno has now posted the full, un-edited audio of their chat. And, wow, it's... out there.

D'Arcy apparently lives on a horse farm in Michigan now and never comes to Chicago. She says she gave up the rock'n'roll lifestyle because she wasn't healthy enough for it. She expresses her fandom for the Monkees' Davy Jones and the Silversun Pickups--who she doesn't think sound like the Pumpkins. And she tells a story about Marilyn Manson's parents. Seriously.

It's pretty crazy. Recommended listening.

link to call here.

source part one
source part two

makes me wonder what her living situation is really like since she can "sometimes" talk, and "sometimes" can't, and it seemed like someone called her away from the phone.

BLIND ITEM

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:50:12 GMT

So, imagine if you will that you are a teenage girl and you have the opportunity to meet your male tween singing crush.
Someone who comes from a singing family, but not as famous as the other part of the singing family.
Imagine you meet this crush and he chats you up and before he leaves for the night he gets your phone number and you also make out a little bit.

So, your tween crush goes on tour but while he is on tour he calls you and calls you fairly frequently.
You really think he likes you and so when he asks you to meet him in another state you agree.

Of course your mom doesn't agree to let you go alone but says she will go with you.
The tween star is ok with that and so you make plans, buy tickets (cheap bastard) and book hotels.
You get down there after having spent all that money and he stands you up.

No call no nothing and you never hear from him again

SOURCE: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/07/todays-blind-items_14.html

Cue all those suckers who've ever been stood up. BE PROUD:

Ugh, I want.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:40:48 GMT

For his Guest DJ set, actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt created a list of songs he used for inspiration while prepping for five specific roles, including two characters in movies coming out this summer – Zooey Deschanel’s suitor in 500 Days of Summer and the villainous Cobra Commander in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Levitt, who has been acting since age 6, has distinguished himself with an interesting array of performances and his music choices also reflect a wide range – from hip hop and hard rock to spoken word.

Tracklist

1.) She and Him - Sweet Darlin'
2.) Rage Against the Machine - Freedom
3.) Tom Waits - Trouble's Braids
4.) Jay Z - Say Hello
5.) Pearl Jam - Arc

Transcript

Chris Douridas: Hi, I’m Chris Douridas and I’m here with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Hello, Joe.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Hello.

CD: Joe’s been acting in television and movies since he was six years old. He’s starring in two movies this summer, 500 Days of Summer and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

JGL: Yes sir.

CD: Now today we’re going to be playing excerpts of songs that you’ve selected that have inspired you over the years as part of KCRW’s Guest DJ Project. We’re gonna get into this, Joe, what did you bring in?

JGL: There’s two things that I make sure that I bring to my work everyday when I’m shooting: number 1 is the script and number two is music. A movie set is a logistical nightmare. Half of the challenge is maintaining your concentration while all this other crap is going on all around you and so earphones and music is key for me. I spent a lot of time coming up with what music will work to put me in the right place for this character, as well as the scene I know I’m going to be doing today. So, I brought five different songs for five different characters that I’ve played.

Song: She & Him’s “Sweet Darlin’”

JGL: The first character is from “500 Days of Summer.” It’s about to come out. It’s a movie with me and Zooey Deschanel. I don’t know if you know, do you know She & Him?

CD: Sure.

JGL: Zooey’s one of my favorite people in the world and I love her as an artist, as an actor and as a musician. In the movie, the character I play is supposed to be just desperately in love with her, smitten, and so in the morning I would listen to her album. It was perfect because I would have these beautiful melodies running through my head with her voice and how could you not have a crush on this girl after listening to this song?

CD: The voice of Zooey Deschanel with help from M. Ward. The group is She & Him, the track “Sweet Darlin’.” It’s part of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Guest DJ Project here on KCRW.com. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is with us, and stepping through some of your favorite characters that you’ve played over the years, a sample of the accompanying playlists that you would build around these characters.

JGL: That’s right, so the next character on my list…I went back ten years, the movie’s called “Manic.” It takes place in this private, juvenile psychological lockdown facility and the character is just in a lot of pain, can’t control his anger, almost killed somebody and ended up in this facility. So, I brought a Rage Against the Machine song. This music’s perfect to get hyped up and angry to.

Song: Rage Against the Machine’s “Freedom”

JGL: Rage has these two powerful sides to them. They’re an extremely political band and their lyrics are revolutionary and really smart but their music is so emotional and powerful. I think when I was making “Manic,” that character probably to be honest didn’t pay that much attention to the political content to the lyrics of Rage Against the Machine. Me, personally, absolutely that inspires the hell out of me but I guess that’s the difference between me and the guy I was playing.

CD: Just a taste of “Freedom” from Rage Against the Machine, it’s part of our Guest DJ Project here on KCRW.com, from our guest, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I’m Chris Douridas, it’s KCRW.com. We’re stepping through an assortment of characters that you’ve played over the years and the accompanying music you’ve used to inspire you when you’re prepping for the character or trying to hold your concentration on the set.

JGL: Yeah, well you’ve got three guys standing right next to you setting up a light or eating a hot dog and you have to pretend that your buddy just died or something, blocking out the sound and being able to go away into music is key. So this one is from the movie “Brick,” it’s a Tom Waits song. Brick was very lyrical, the writing was highly stylized dialogue. The dialogue is written in such a way that it’s not about realism, it’s more about how it feels.

Song: Tom Waits’ “Trouble’s Braids”

JGL: While the dialogue was very lyrical, we didn’t want to sound like we were reciting poetry in “Brick,” we wanted to sound like we were just speaking. Tom Waits is perfect ‘cause the guy is just lyrical -- not only as a great writer but the way he talks and sings, he’s just got a way of making it sound like these poetic words belong in his mouth. It’s called “Trouble’s Braids,” it’s really dramatic. I think it’s just the mood of “Brick.”

CD: It’s Tom Waits, “Trouble’s Braids” from Swordfish Trombones, I’m Chris Douridas, this is a song you’ll find that’s part of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Guest DJ Project here at KCRW.com.

JGL: So the next song is one I would listen to when I was hyping myself up to do G.I. Joe and I play this kind of hyper-villainous – I hesitate to even call him a guy. He’s an archetype, he’s a legend. He’s a bad guy.

Song: Jay-Z’s “Say Hello”

JGL: It’s a Jay-Z song. Jay-Z has the perfect grandeur and bravado for this character. Jay-Z literally calls himself “J Hova” after God. He calls himself God MC, me, J Hova. And the character that I play in G.I. Joe certainly fancies himself a kind of God. I tend to usually like to play characters that are not black or white but some shade of gray and so it was kind of interesting to play character that was absolutely the bad guy, he’s the villain. When you play with G.I. Joe toys, that’s the phrase you use when you’re playing when you’re 5 – ‘are you a good guy or a bad guy?’ ‘Oh here come the bad guys!’ ‘How many bad guys did you shoot?’ And that’s what I was doing, getting to be the bad guy. Say hello.

CD: “Say Hello” from Jay-Z, it is part of the album American Gangster. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is our Guest here at KCRW.com. It’s our Guest DJ Project, I’m Chris Douridas. The next song is…

JGL: Well, I always use music as part of the acting that I do and I’d say the project where I used it the most is the character that I played --which is probably the hardest I’ve done as far as just, I don’t know, how much time or effort or how much it hurt -- it was a movie called “The Lookout.” I was playing a guy who had suffered a mild traumatic brain injury from a car accident.

You know, it’s one thing to play someone who thinks differently or has different opinions or who comes from different places and that’s a challenge but to play someone whose brain physically doesn’t work the same way…I thought a lot about it and when it came time to decide what I was going to do for music, I had the idea to try to really limit what I listened to because his brain was very limited and often went in circles. He couldn’t sequence time right and he kind of felt trapped in his own limited head. He used to be this smart, up and coming, world on a silver platter guy and now he’s living this dull life with no apparent future and he can’t keep things straight.

So, I thought if I just listened to only one band, only one voice, that that might start to do something to me. And it did. I often would just listen to this one little minute piece of music over and over and over and over and over again.

Song: Pearl Jam’s ‘Arc’

JGL: I’m talking about Pearl Jam, it’s a band I’ve loved ever since I was really young so it resonates on that level.

CD: And there’s something about Eddie Vedder’s voice that has this anguish.

JGL: Yeah, he wears his emotions on his sleeve, which is important, but he still has toughness to him. The character in The Lookouthated himself. He killed two of his friends, injured himself to render himself this person that he doesn’t want to be. I think even worse than the condition is his own self loathing. I’m not saying that Eddie Vedder has self loathing, but the anguish that you’re talking about I think really fit.

CD: That is Pearl Jam, a track called “Arc,” a very short piece from Riot Act, part of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Guest DJ Project, I’m Chris Douridas, it’s KCRW.com. Joseph, thank you so much for joining us and bringing in these great stories and this wonderful collection of songs.

JGL: My sincere pleasure, I’ve been a lover of KCRW my whole life, I was born and raised in LA and I love this station. I’m proud to have my voice here.

CD: Thanks for putting so much work and passion into it.

JGL: Thank you.

CD: For a complete track listing and to find these songs online go to KCRW.com/GuestDJProject

To listen OR download the interview and the songs visit the source

source: http://www.kcrw.com/music/programs/gd/gd090708joseph_gordon_levitt

I've been in love with him since 3rd Rock From The Sun... sigh

Lindsay Lohan Fornarina Fall/Winter 2010 Promos!

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:40:33 GMT

Lilo for Fornarina Fall/Winter 2010 promos & behind the scenes photos. Fierce Goddess~

Source: 1 & 2

the return of the sixpack

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:29:21 GMT

Channing Tatum’s First Major Cover…August 2009 Issue of GQ Magazine!!!

CHANNING TATUM WON THE LOTTERY

{And here’s how}
At 18, washed out of college in West Virginia and ended up in South Beach.
Worked in construction and as a perfume spritzer at Dillard’s.
Walked into a modeling agency and got a job with Abercrombie.
Went to Hollywood.
Stayed handsome.
Landed a bunch of roles—two, oddly, with the name of “Duke.”
Is now being called the next big thing.
Is not complaining

by Lisa DePaulo

I’m not expecting a cell-phone message from Channing Tatum when I land in Montgomery, Alabama, on a sweet day in June. The plan was to hook up at his uncle Bruce’s ranch, forty-five minutes from the airport, each of us arriving separately. But Chan (“Nobody calls me Channing”), being at that stage of celebrity when he doesn’t mind spending time with a reporter, has taken it upon himself to redo the plans his publicist made. Even if that means sitting in the Montgomery airport, where he has flown from L.A., an extra hour until my flight gets in from New York City. “I hope it’s okay that I canceled your car so you can ride with me,” he says. “There’s only one bar in the airport, so you should be able to find me.”

That’s easy. He’s the only person there. Well, aside from the bartender and a lovely woman in her forties with one arm who, much to his embarrassment, has just paid for his fourth Coors Light. (It is close to five o’clock Alabama time.) “Aw, man, you shouldn’t have done that,” says Chan, going over to her table, where she is sitting alone with her Subway sandwich. “But, um, thanks.” It’s hard to tell whether she knows he’s somebody or just thinks he’s cute. He has her all shy and giggling, though.
His driver, from Touch of Class limo service, is waiting by the door. “This is Thomas,” says Chan. Thomas, who’s decked out in a pressed black suit and cap befitting the royal guard, and who speaks with a proper Scottish accent, tips his hat. “He just moved here from Scotland,” says Chan, clearly impressed.

“It’s quite…different,” says Thomas.
Chan slouches down in the backseat of the black town car. He has an iPhone in his hand and a Kindle poking out of his bag.
What are you reading?

“I got two books on this thing,” he says, “about the start and finish of the Roman Empire. I don’t have to read this stuff, but I love it.” (It’s in preparation, he says, for a role.) He’s wearing the standard young-guy-in-Hollywood uniform—ripped jeans hanging off his butt, sideways baseball hat, cotton button-down shirt—which, oddly, also turns out to be pretty close to the standard young-guy-in-rural-Alabama uniform. “You ready to get all country?” he asks.
We’re headed thirty-three miles northeast, to what Chan calls his “favorite place on the planet, by far”: his uncle Bruce’s ranch. Three hundred acres in the middle of nowhere. Wetumpka, to be precise. It’s where his mama was raised. And though his formative years were spent in Tampa, Wetumpka is what Channing Tatum calls home. He escapes here every chance he gets, and that’s not bullshit. “ ’Cause it’s real, you know? You’ll see.” But first, he needs to “take a pee” and pick up a couple of six-packs for his uncle Bruce. Thomas steers the town car into a Citgo station with a minimart. While Chan is in the loo, a few truckers buying chew at the cash register size up his ride. “Good-lookin’ black car sittin’ there,” says one. “Is that there yer limo-zeen?” says the other.
Not mine, I say. It’s Channing Tatum’s.

“Hmmph. We don’t see a whole lotta those round here. Who’d you say that was?”
Channing Tatum. He’s an actor.
Blank stares.
You ever see A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints? Or…Step Up?
Blank stares.
He’s gonna be in G.I. Joe this summer.
Ah, okay, him they’ve heard of.

Chan comes out of the restroom, gives a wave to the truckers, and tosses a couple of six-packs of Bud into the backseat, and we take off. He rolls down the window, sticks his head out. “I love the smell of country.” He turns to me. “It’s just one of those really quiet places,” he says, “and there’s real folks here. Just, you know, real people. We’re probably gonna shoot some guns when we get to Uncle Bruce’s. You ever shoot before?”
***

A FEW MILES LATER, we pull up to the ranch. It is some gorgeous country. “That’s his house over there,” says Chan, pointing to a log cabin in the distance. “And that used to be my nanny’s house.” (He means nanny as in grandmother.) “And that porch right there was, like, my childhood. And that pond was where I used to fish with my nanny, right there. We used to fish with liver as bait.”
We’re heading down a long gravelly dirt road. “Just pull up next to the shed,” Chan tells Thomas. It’s like a big open barn, a former tractor shed with an outdoor kitchen, a stone fireplace, and a stage for when the wagon trains come through and they have a little entertainment. Bruce is waiting by a smoker made from an old propane tank, where he has six chickens roasting for dinner. Aunt Dot is at the outdoor stove whipping up corn bread and peach cobbler. Twenty-four of Channing Tatum’s relatives—including Denver the fireman and Dustin the professional bull rider—are due here any minute. But that’s not unusual. Most of these relatives live on the ranch; the rest are a stone’s throw away.

“Boy!” says Uncle Bruce, when he spots his nephew. They hug like they both just got out of prison.
“This is Uncle Bruce,” Chan says proudly.
“How you doin’, son?” says Bruce.
“Doin’ good. How you doin’, sir?”

From behind us, a noise. “Ahem.” It’s Thomas, who’s still here. Standing at attention next to the smoker, with Chan’s bags hanging from one arm and mine from the other. “Sorry, mate,” says Chan, pressing some bills into Thomas’s hand.

“Thank you, sir,” says Thomas.
“Come on, Bruce, let’s show her the house,” says Chan.

Bruce goes to get the Polaris, a funky little ranger that they tool around the ranch on when they’re not using the four-wheeler. “We don’t want the lady havin’ to walk too far.” On the way here, Chan had described Uncle Bruce as the rock of his life, the definition of decency. He told me how Uncle Bruce fell off his horse and broke his neck in three places (“Just like Christopher Reeve,” Bruce says) but recovered enough to still do the buck dance. He’s a rugged-looking 65-year-old with a white handlebar mustache, dressed in tight Levi’s, a studded belt, and a Wrangler shirt with iron horse ranch, the name of his spread, embroidered on the front.
Bruce pulls the Polaris up and hops off. He tells Chan to chill for a minute. Gotta check on the chickens first.

“Aw, man,” says Chan as Bruce lifts the lid off the smoker. “That smells good!”
“Darn right,” says Uncle Bruce.

A few minutes later, we drive off to Uncle Bruce’s cabin. “He built it himself,” says Chan, “and I’m a-gonna build mine right about there.” He points to a little spot under the trees. (About the thickening accent: He’d warned me that he slips into country talk within minutes of being with his family.)

“That’s right,” says Bruce. “We gonna build him a little cabin, right there, overlookin’ the pond.”
“Nothin’ big,” says Chan.
“Just enough for him and Jenna to come and relax, and for Jenna’s folks to visit. Ride horses, four-wheelers…”

Bruce already has the plans drawn up for Chan’s cabin; it’s going to be part of his wedding present to his nephew. (In July, Channing is going to marry his girlfriend, Jenna Dewan, whom he met when they co-starred in Step Up.) Bruce thinks it’ll be good, as he gets more and more famous, to have a place to go, away from the phonies. Where he’ll always be protected. “Ain’t nobody gonna mess with nobody up here,” Bruce says. But these days, when Chan visits, he sleeps in Uncle Bruce’s second bedroom or the bunkhouse, where there’s a trough that has been refashioned into a tub. “It’s bigger than the tub at the Soho Grand,” Chan says.

“The who?” says Uncle Bruce.
We’re on the porch of the cabin now. “You come right in and make yourself at home,” Bruce says. “Don’t let that buffalo scare ya.”
Wait. Is that…?
“Yup, killed ’em all myself,” he says, referring to the buffalo, the two bucks, and the turkey stuffed and mounted on his living room wall. “I have a motto: You don’t kill anything you ain’t gonna eat.”
And the chickens we’re having tonight?
“Oh, Dot got those at the Winn-Dixie.”
Whew.

“I remember when you killed your first deer up here,” Uncle Bruce says to Chan. And to me: “He was wild as a buck.” Chan, he means, not the deer. “He’d take off running. Three hundred acres here and he can run them all.” He says he never thought Chan would go off and be a movie star—he was a restless kid with dyslexia and ADD who did lousy in school—but he’s not worried about him turning into one of those Hollywood phonies. “That’s all I told him when he got into this: ‘Don’t forget your roots, son.’ ”
***
THE WEEK BEFORE, Channing Tatum strolls into the Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood in a lush Armani sweater and sunglasses. Heads turn. He’s that good-looking. He’s on some nutty diet to look extrabuff for a photo shoot, so he sits at the poolside restaurant and orders…a water. “I have a special meal plan that I’m on,” he says. “It’s pretty much just chicken and broccoli and brown rice. Four times a day. And egg whites.” All this for a photo shoot? “Just to get lean. I got a job coming up, too, that I’m starting in August, that I’m starting to train for. It’s called The Eagle of the Ninth. It’s a Kevin Macdonald film. He did The Last King of Scotland.”
He has gorgeous green eyes.
“Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you so much, ma’am,” he says, as though he never heard such a thing before. “That was really sweet.” Every once in a while, you meet a guy like Channing Tatum, a kid on the cusp of stardom who seems so decent, humble even, that you hope Uncle Bruce is right and that he won’t turn into a jerk.
And he might not. When I ask him, for example, to tell me the story of his life, he shrugs and says, “I got crazy lucky. Like, sometimes I think I won the lottery or something.” He pauses, takes a look at the crowd at the Sunset Marquis—the usual smattering of agents and celebs. (This is a guy who will later admit that his favorite restaurant is Cracker Barrel.) “At times it feels like the bottom’s gonna fall out. Just ’cause I don’t really know how I got here. But I just keep moving forward, and it just keeps getting better and better.”
He has three movies coming out in the next eight months. He’s about to marry a woman he calls, in all earnestness, “the love of my life.” And the best part? He doesn’t have to spritz perfume at the Tommy Hilfiger counter at Dillard’s anymore—which, aside from dancing at a club in Tampa, was his last real job before making it big.
He’s 29. A part Native American son of a roofer who fell through a roof, broke his back, and ended up a traveling salesman, and of a mother who never doubted him. “If it wasn’t for her literally doing my homework for me, I would not have even graduated high school. Guaranteed.” Ten years ago, he was an unemployed college dropout. He had been good enough at football to land a partial scholarship to Wake Forest. But shortly before freshman year started, he got called with the bad news: Though he tested high, his grades weren’t good enough. So he ended up taking a scholarship at Glenville State in West Virginia. “A tiny little school,” he says. “You know, small small town. I liked the people and the players and stuff, but I got there and I was like, this is not what I wanted. The reality started to sink in about, you know, doing football as a job.” He lasted one year. Went home to Tampa and got a job framing houses, “pounding nails in the sun,” for $7.75 an hour. Then one night, out drinking, a buddy told him that Dillard’s was hiring at the perfume counter for $10 an hour. “I was like, $10 to sit in an air-conditioned place and spray cologne on a piece of paper? Yeah, I’m gonna do that.”
He got fired from the perfume counter—“Actually, I quit the day they were going to fire me”—for breaking into dances in the department store. And he went to work in a Tampa club, where he actually got paid to dance. Then he quit that, too, deciding to take his shot in the land of opportunity: South Beach. His first week there, as he wandered around looking for a job, “a creepy old man” stopped him on the street and told him he could be a model. Told him he could make $1,500 a day. Told him that all he had to do was…come back to his apartment.
Chan took off in the other direction. But when he got to his dumpy rental, he thought about what the guy had said. Maybe he could be a model. The next day, he walked into a modeling agency and got hired. Soon he was doing soda commercials (Mountain Dew and Pepsi); then he got picked up as a face (and body) of Abercrombie & Fitch. Then Armani. Back in Wetumpka, no one knew what to make of this, but they were darn proud. He was making real money. But he didn’t want to be a model for the rest of his life. So, of course, he moved to L.A. to be an actor.
And the next lucky thing happened: He was good at it.
But he also worked his ass off to get here. “My mom always said, ‘Luck is nothing but preparation and opportunity.’ ” In a week, he’s going to start training with a mixed-martial-arts instructor for his next role (though he’s already a black belt), and he’ll keep reading about the Roman Empire. “I think because I’ve had that history of not really being great in school, I probably try to overcompensate. That’s why I try to read so many books. Just so I don’t feel…uneducated.”
The producer Lauren Shuler Donner, who lobbied to have Tatum cast in one of his first roles (the romantic comedy She’s the Man), saw the quality in him that she thinks “all our big superstars have: an unpredictableness. Like Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson. There’s an unpredictableness inside that makes them mesmerizing to us, and Chan has that.”

In his few years in Hollywood, Tatum has managed to star in a broad range of films, some of which (like A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints) were a hit with the critics, if not the box offce. Others, like Step Up and Coach Carter, were what he calls “tweeners—you know, those midlevel-budget movies that just kinda do good.” But he is fully aware that the pressure is on with G.I. Joe. “This is, like, my first step out into the whole commercial realm,” he says. “I hope it does okay.” (But the early reviews are dismal. Even his co-star, Sienna Miller, who adores Channing, admits that, “you know, G.I. Joe, it’s not going to be the best acting work we’ve ever done.”)

Halfway through our dinner, I persuade him to eat something, so he orders a piece of chicken. “Just plain,” he tells the waiter. “No seasoning, nothing.” Don’t worry, he assures me, “I’ll eat like a real person when we get to Alabama. We’re gonna have so much fun. You wanna pull out all the stops?” Um, okay. “You don’t want to get on a bull, do you?” Um, sure. “You want to get on a bull?” The agent at the next table does a double take. “No, you don’t want to get on a bull. You might get hurt. But we’ll do it up big, and you’ll see a totally different side of me. I talk different, I walk different, everything. I don’t have one single bad memory to where I’m gonna take you. Not one. It was my sanctuary. I hated school, wasn’t good in school, and me and my dad butted heads about that. But nothing mattered when I went home to Alabama.”

He wants to tell me more, but his publicist has arrived and he needs to go get fitted for his cover shoot tomorrow. “All I had was chicken!” he tells her.
***
BACK AT THE RANCH, Chan is insisting I get on the back of the four-wheeler so he can drive me out to the edges of the property. “Just hold on,” he instructs, wrapping my arms around his waist and tearing off through the woods. It’s bloody terrifying, particularly when we end up in a muddy ditch far from the shed and he can’t get the thing started up again. The sun is setting. We’re stuck. My cell phone doesn’t work. I’m thinking the bull might have been a better option. “We’re not gonna die here,” says Chan. “You gotta calm down. You never been in the country before, have you?” He pushes it out of the ditch and gets it started again. “Toldja.”

Back at the shed, his family is discussing the upcoming wedding. Chan has invited every relative who is here tonight to come to Malibu in July. They are all flying out on the same commercial flight. A couple of his cousins took extra jobs to save up. Almost none of his relatives have been to L.A. before, and there is much angst over what to wear. “Wear whatever you want,” says Chan. “Wear jeans if you want.”
“It says cocktail attire on the invitation,” says his cousin Sheryl, Bruce’s daughter, who works on political campaigns in Alabama. A few other cousins have been trying on gowns, and the men are contemplating going to that place down in Montgomery that rents tuxedos. “Really,” says Chan, “don’t go renting tuxedos.”

“I think Daddy should wear a tuxedo,” says Sheryl.
“I ain’t wearing no tuxedo,” says Bruce. “I’m wearing my black jeans and black hat.”
“Perfect,” says Chan. “If Uncle Bruce don’t do the stanky leg and the buck dance at my wedding, I’m gonna be pissed off.”

Sheryl rolls her eyes and says to me, “I just don’t want us showin’ up like the Clampetts, you know? I mean, my daddy never even seen a homosexual before.”
A little smile from Chan, who quickly changes the subject to bull riding. He wants me to sit down next to Dustin’s buddy Sid, who made him get on his first bull. “Ask him how he lost his finger,” says Chan, and Sid mimes picking his nose—a booger bit it off—and…booger jokes ensue. Everyone is laughing hysterically. As the sky goes black, the family is gathered around in a circle, in folding chairs, with Dot and Bruce sitting on the swing in the middle of the shed, rocking and holding hands. Chan takes turns bouncing various kids in his lap. Another case of Bud is pulled out of the fridge. A few of his cousins tell him they just went to the movie theater to see him in Fighting and didn’t much care for all the gore. Then someone brings up politics.

“Do not say you voted for Barack Obama,” says his cousin Sheryl.
“I voted for Barack Obama,” says Chan.
“Don’t you go saying that around here,” says Sheryl. “You’ll be like everybody else out there.” She means in Hollywood. “Nobody around here wants to hear that you voted for O-ba-ma.”
“But I did,” says Chan.
“Well, then, shush,” says Sheryl. “You gotta have respect for the people who live here.”
“I don’t care. If they don’t like me because I voted for Obama, then fuck them. I like horses and I like Obama. Nothin’ wrong with that.”

It’s getting late. Close to midnight. Chan has promised to drive me back to my digs at the Drury Inn & Suites. “That is a beautiful hotel,” says Sheryl. “It’s seven stories.” But Chan, who’s had “a few too many beers,” is worried about driving, so he asks Uncle Bruce, who’s sober as a stick, to deliver me back to Montgomery.
Uncle Bruce obliges. An enormous pickup truck (the kind with six wheels) is pulled up to the shed. He and Aunt Dot get in the front seat, and Chan and I sit in the back.
“You really live in New York City?” asks Uncle Bruce as we head down the highway. “I been there.” It was around 1957, he says, and he and his mama went to visit his aunt Merle. On the train. Days and days on the train. And when they arrived, “I was like, Shee-it. There were all these fellas laying on the street. I said, ‘Whatcha all, dead? Are they all dead?’ And somebody says, ‘No, they ain’t dead, they homeless.’ ” Aunt Dot laughs; she’s heard this story before. “And I says, ‘Well, then, get ’em homes!’ You still got that up there in New York?”
We pull up to the Drury Inn & Suites, next to Sam’s Club. Chan insists on walking me in. At the counter, he says good-bye.

“You see why I love it here, right?”
I do.

source: channingtatumunwrapped.com/2009/07/in-the-press-channing-tatums-first-major-coveraugust-2009-issue-of-gq-magazine/

idgaf....i think hes hot.

Lindsay Lohan gets her own porn parody

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:28:47 GMT

Mods: I checked and did not see it posted

With Lindsay Lohan quickly becoming a parody of herself, it seems only natural that she would end up the subject of a parody porn. Enter "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan."

Starring the very LiLo-esque Scarlett Fay, the feature follows Lindsay through all her ups and downs: the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot, the relationship (and break up) with Sam Ronson, her stint as Paris Hilton's BFF... and lots of sex, drugs, and more sex (this is a porno, after all).

SFW trailer.

Source (NSFW) and official site (NSFW but hilarious)

Nic Cage has a brilliant idea.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:08:36 GMT

Nicolas Cage Wants to Reconceive Ghost Rider
Source:MTV
July 14, 2009

MTV talked to Nicolas Cage, who says he's still interested in a sequel to Ghost Rider but would like to do a "reconceive." Moving away from the Western style of the first film, he sees a second film as more of an "international story" that may bring the character to Europe for a team-up with the Catholic Church. You can watch the interview segment below!

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i don't read much Ghostrider, but WHAT THE FUCK.

this isn't angels and demons plus national treasure

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Lady GaGa Did Something With RTL (whatever the is)

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:53:29 GMT

Not sure if this will get accepted...
Idk what the hell RTL is or what this is even for but all she's doing is...well a whole bunch of nothing....

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I'm also a little annoyed that my friends and I were going to see Harry Potter for free since I work at the theater and after I got my tickets, my manager turned us away cause employees aren't allowed to go see movies to a potential sold out movie...there was only 56 people in the 12:30 show...fml

OH, SHIT -- MJ MURDERED?

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:18:45 GMT

LAPD TREATING JACKSON DEATH AS HOMICIDE

Multiple law enforcement sources tell TMZ the LAPD is already treating Michael Jackson's death as a homicide, and they are focusing on Dr. Conrad Murray.

Law enforcement sources tell us the evidence points to the anesthesia Propofol as the primary cause of Jackson's death. As we first reported, vials of Propofol were found in Jackson's home after he died.

Law enforcement sources say there is already "plenty of powerful evidence" linking Dr. Murray as the person who administered the drug to Jackson. The evidence includes various items found in Jackson's house, including the Propofol, an IV stand and oxygen tank.

Dr. Murray's lawyer would neither confirm nor deny if his client administered the Propofol.

And we've learned the LAPD has had "multiple conversations" with the L.A. County District Attorney's office, although the case has not been formally presented to the D.A.

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GROUPIE POST

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:08:51 GMT

FEATURING: RAY-J

I met Ray J in Orlando. He came down to Florida because he was promoting supposedly his reality show, and the club that brought him brings a different celebrity each weekend.
So that day comes and me and my girls decide to go to the club with the intention of getting to see if we could at least get a picture of him and even better if we get a picture of us with him lol. So to make the story short me and my girl go to the club. And we see Ray j in the VIP with some other dudes and like A LOT of females. So me and my girl were looking pretty decent and we were trying to get one of the dudes that was in the VIP attention, so dude notices my girl. They make eye contact and he tells her to come up to the VIP and he tells the bouncer to let me and my girl in.

So we get there and we were excited I had my camera ready and everything. Dude that got us in VIP starts flirting with my girl and they ended up switching phone numbers, and he told her that he was gonna hit her up for the after party.

Ray J and his crew left pretty early I’m sure it wasn’t even 1 am when they left; talking about Ray J was tired (which he did look tired though). So like at 2 am my girl gets a phone call and the dude tells her that we should head that way, and my girl was like that way??? His like come to the hotel girl we got alcohol and everything. So she pulls me aside and tells me what happened. We left kinda early [and] I was kinda mad because I had met this fine ass dude, and didn’t even give him my phone number. Finally we get to the hotel and she calls and he gives her the room number. When we get there they were staying at this bomb-ass suite I mean them dudes had everything champagne, weed u name it, So my girl start smoking weed with the dude, and I get mad because when that girl smokes she don’t know how to act seriously she a trip, so I’m sitting their watching her act like a straight fool with no damn sense, and like probably 15 or 20 min later, we see somebody walking in the room with a bag of McDonalds and it was Ray J. was frozen lol I’ve never seen a celebrity in my life (I’m so country). So he come in and he introduces his self and he was like damn yall should have told me yall gonna have company and they were like naawww they coo they coo…and he like aight. So he sits there next to me and starts eating and he’s like u wanna bite? And I’m like naa thank u though, his like u staring hard at these fries ma (I really wasn’t) then he looked at me from head to toes and he was like damn u thick what are you? So I tell him I'm half Brazilian half Mexican and he was like I dig that I dig that! He start asking me if I had a man and I'm like nah I ain't got time for all that. Well we were small talkin'. So my friend leaves with the dude to a bed and yall know what they were doing I mean! I ain't gonna lie we was getting horny from the noise, and he (Ray J) is not ugly just VERY SKINNY! Oh well one thing leads to another and his starts talking about he is so tired and ask me for a massage (I HATE GIVING MASSAGES) so I gave in and start massaging his back pretty hard lol. So he was like making noises (like it hurt) then he turns around and is like girl I’ma teach u how to give massages so he starts massaging my shoulders and down to my back (I was going with the flow I was horny ass hell) and lastly massaging my butt. Then he starts kissing my neck and puts his hand down my dress and starts fingering me, his like damn u wet. Lol I start speaking in Portuguese to him cause I know men like that lol its pretty funny. He was hard so we were laying on the couch. He tells me to get naked and I'm like I'm shy lol..He’s like no u ain't come on do that for daddy (I thought that was kinda whack). So I did it and his like damn u sexy talking all this crazy talk that men do when they horny he starts kissing me all over and then my nipples and rubbing my clit I mean I was in ecstasy lol! So his like come sit on it! Dude didn’t have a condom on I don’t know why the hell I did it. I mean his dick wasn’t that thick but it was very long I was just on top of him it was pretty fast probably like 5 minutes I mean that’s cool because in the back of my head I was thinking that he didn’t have a condom on. I was relief when he pulled out but still. Well when we was done my girl and the dude were naked and chillin'. Ray J was like do u need anything??? Food?? Money?? Anything to drink? I'm like money?!? No I'm good thank you.. (in my mind I was thinking only prostitutes ask for money bitch!). Well the two more hours we were there he was gassing me that he was gonna make me a model and all this blah blah blah we finally leave and we exchange phone numbers.

The next day I had to go to work pretty early and I don’t take my phone with me because they be stealing sh*t. So when I got home I had like 4 missed calls from him. I called him back and he said he called me to say bye because he was going back to LA (I thought that was pretty sweet lol).

Well we have talked a couple times but since I’m not American my ass is back home can he call me? Would I do it again??? Umm I gotta go to the doctor and check for STDs if I'm clean I'll for sure do it.
And yes I got my picture with him :)

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New Demetria Lovato song

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:07:57 GMT

So basically, Don't Forget II.

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E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:07:04 GMT

Spotted:
~~Sebastian Valmont~~ Ryan Phillippe chills in LA.

(this photo is just to 'jog' your memory)

YES! THANK GOODNESS ♥

(ignore Abby in this pic)

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Does this post make you want to go watch Cruel Intentions right now?
Good.

Meaghan Waller (CNTM Cycle 3 Winner) gets new piercings

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:06:41 GMT

Canada's Next Top Model winner Meaghan Waller recently got some very unmodelesque piercings.

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John Mayer behind Jessica/Tony breakup

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:03:03 GMT

Dumping someone before their birthday weekend seems especially harsh, but a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that Tony Romo had good reason for calling it quits with Jessica Simpson the night before her Barbie and Ken-themed bash. He found messages from her ex John Mayer!

Flying into Los Angeles on Thursday, Romo quickly made up for lost time with Simpson but their reunion quickly took a turn for the worse. “They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,” the source revealed. “Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

While the couple has had their fair share of rocky patches during their relationship, the idea of Simpson possibly cheating with Mayer was the straw that broke the camel’s back: “Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

Since them, Romo has been taking comfort in his group of guy pals who are in town with him while he films a Pepsi commercial and attends the ESPYS on Wednesday. Since the breakup, he and his crew have been spotted all around town from club MyHouse to dinner at Yamashiro to partying at the Key Club.

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A cut scene from Paparazzi

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:50:25 GMT

source: www.youtube.com/watch

Ashley Parker Angel goes shirtless 7/14

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:17:47 GMT

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Do not want

[Yes mods these are new :)]

It''s been 10 years folks

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:45:07 GMT

New Exclusive Photos of John F. Kennedy Jr.

Fans of music, sports, and television are still mourning the deaths of several celebrities who passed away over the past few weeks. It's hard to believe, but 10 years ago this week, the nation was shocked by the untimely death of another beloved public figure: John F. Kennedy Jr. The son of President John F. Kennedy died along with his wife, Carolyn Bessette, and Carolyn's sister, Lauren, when a plane John was piloting crashed into the Atlantic Ocean. Maybe it was because the public watched him grow up in the spotlight and shared in his tragedy when he lost his father as the nation lost a great leader, but Americans always held a special place in their hearts for John Jr.

In the years leading up to his death, John F. Kennedy Jr. went from New York bachelor to magazine publisher to newlywed, all the while remaining a magnet for the paparazzi. Today the public's fascination with all things Kennedy still endures, and to mark the 10-year anniversary of his death, People magazine has published previously unreleased photos of John and Carolyn, taken by a good friend of John's. The images show John goofing around on the beach, relaxing with Carolyn, and the spouses interacting with the children of family and friends -- giving the public a glimpse at a life the couple never got to finish.

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Today show interview showing some of the photos:

I simply refuse to believe it’s been 10 years… especially since I added only five years to my age.

CNTM; Cycle 3; Episode 8 Poll; Finale

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:38:10 GMT

Meaghan	Nikita	Landsay

View Poll: Cycle 3; Episode 8

**Note to mods: Results on who Won were already posted, but not the pictures..... Thank you.

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Rpatzz goes to dinner and mocks a pap + Remember Me info and pics

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:24:37 GMT

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Tomstu FOR U

here's the transcript/explaination about the video

People in the video: Rob and his friends Sam Bradley, and Creepin' TomStu, Nick Frenkel (his manager aka jerry seinfield), and what it appears to be Jenny Lumet(script writer of Remember Me).

The transcript

Rob: “Who told you I was here?”

Pap: “Huh?”

Rob: “Who told you I was here?”

Pap: “I followed”

Rob: “Who?”

Pap: “I followed on my bike”

Rob: “From where my hotel?”

Pap: ‘Huh, yeah, followed you in and out”

Nick: “Alright, but you give him a break after this right? Just take a couple of pictures and then we’re done”

Pap: “Okay”

Nick: “Alright, that’s good, you got him right?”

Pap: “He’s looking down. A few pictures please.”

Rob: “You’ve got to find a new vocation, you’re not very talented.”

Nick: “There you go”

Nick: “Thank you”

Pap: “So how’s the movie going?”

Sam: ”See you later, bye!”

Some news

Producers Trying to Lock Down Robert Pattinson Movie Shoot

As shooting on Robert Pattinson’s upcoming film, Remember Me, heads into the final stretch(THANK YOU BABY JESUS!), producers are doing everything they can to keep their megawatt star from being distracted and their set overrun by fans.

In the last week, R-Pattz name is no longer listed on the day’s call sheet, so that only a select, small group of people on-set know if Rob is involved in that day’s shooting.

The producers also recently held a meeting with the Remember Me crew where they were given explicit rules about how to deal with questions about Rob by either the media or the Twilight hunk’s fan. “They were told not to talk to the press at all,” one insider reveals. “And when they talk on their phones about the shoot, they need to make sure no one else is around. They’ve also started listing these rules on the top of call sheets.”

To ward off some overeager R-Pattz watchers, crewmembers often lie about what’s being shot, telling onlookers that it’s for a commercial or an episode of Law & Order.

“It’s ridiculous,” one crewmember tells OK!. “I worked on a film with Jennifer Aniston and it wasn’t nearly this bad. Older people don’t even know who he is. It’s all the teenagers that literally scream when they see him who make shooting impossible. They’ve had to hire security, it’s actually the same company Aniston used.”

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Pics from july 14th shooting...

bella must be around

he's either having a meltdown or the scene is ~intense~, either way, looks like emilie just want to be done with this bullshit

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Blogger sentenced for leaking Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy album

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:23:05 GMT

A federal judge has sentenced a man who pleaded guilty to leaking part of the Guns N’ Roses album “Chinese Democracy” to a year’s probation.

Not sure if this is “enough,” it would have been nice to have seen the judge really teach bloggers a lesson. The Blogger, Kevin Cogill will also serve two months of home confinement, subject his computers to government scrutiny, and record a public service announcement for the Recording Industry Association of America.

I think the PSA may even be ridiculous and only give him attention.

Cogill pleaded guilty earlier this year to one misdemeanor count of copyright infringement for posting nine tracks from the long-awaited Guns ‘N Roses album last year.

He said in court Tuesday that he posted the tracks to promote the band, not hurt it.

A federal prosecutor had asked a judge to sentence Cogill to some prison time, but U.S. Magistrate Judge Paul Abrams said he felt Cogill had learned his lesson.

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stick to buying shit y'all...

back to where it all began. its time for my bed~ byee!

Mary-Kate Olsen's Ex-Boyfriend's Brother Dead At 27

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:06:59 GMT

Artist Dash Snow Dead From Drug Overdose

Hard-living, cop-dodging New York collage artist, photographer, and graffiti writer Dash Snow has died of a drug overdose at 27. Gawker broke the news this morning and now the Times has received confirmation from Snow's grandmother, art collector Christophe de Menil, that he passed away last night at downtown hotel Lafayette House. According to De Menil, he'd been in rehab in March and had only recently started using again.

Snow became an emblem of the downtown art scene after being profiled by Ariel Levy in a 2007 New York cover story. In it, a friend of the artist told Levy his wall was lined with alphabetized binders cataloging Snow's work, "because you never know what's going to happen with Dash." He co-founded Irak, an infamous graffiti crew, and decorated much of his penis-obsessed artwork with his own semen — an interesting career path considering the pedigree of his family, which he claimed to have shunned following a two-year stint in juvenile detention between the ages of 13 to 15. In 2007, Levy wrote:

What makes the legend richer is that Dash Snow could very easily have lived a different kind of life, been a different kind of artist. Snow’s maternal grandmother is a De Menil, which is to say art-world royalty, the closest thing to the Medicis in the United States. His mother made headlines a few years ago for charging what was then the highest rent ever asked on a house in the Hamptons: $750,000 a season. And his brother, Maxwell Snow, is a budding member of New York society who has dated Mary-Kate Olsen.

As Levy notes in the piece, rebelling against one's famous art family by becoming a famous artist may seem strange, but Snow — who was nearly as well known for his purported shoplifting and scuffles with the police — stumbled into it:

Snow refused to call himself an artist for a long time. He used to boast that he’d been Polaroiding his night wanderings since he stole a camera at age 13, just so he’d know where he’d been when he sobered up. More recently Snow has been into collage, but either way some see in his work a kind of radical authenticity that parts of the art world are desperate for. “Whether it’s total bullshit and he’s running around trying to get in trouble with the police, it kind of doesn’t matter,” says art agent and consultant Molly Logan. “As a case study, here’s a creature who’s just reacting. I think that for the last five years or so, there is a larger desire for the personal: something that has the hand of a person in it. It’s not I’m going to do this so people will think I’m crazy. I am crazy! I think he’s genuinely and completely self-destructive.”

Levy summarizes:

Which is, of course, what the art world has always wanted, especially in New York City, what Jackson Pollock or Willem de Kooning supplied, along with genius. That magic flash of insanity, framed and for sale.

A sample of Dash's work for you:

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you guise edgar wright reads ONTD...sometimes

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:53:07 GMT

Edgar Wright just posted this status update on facebook that says

Edgar Wright read an indepth analysis on a fansite about his fluctuating weight. It was both hilarious and depressing. Note to self: Google alerts. Bad.

he then goes on to post the link to the "fansite" in the comments and it's from this post community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37180875.html

Edgar Wright just posted this status update on facebook that says

Edgar Wright read an indepth analysis on a fansite about his fluctuating weight. It was both hilarious and depressing. Note to self: Google alerts. Bad.

he then goes on to post the link to the "fansite" in the comments and it's from this post community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37180875.html

source: edgar wright's facebook

**also, the other girl commenting plays monique in the upcoming scott pilgrim movie

BTW, I love you edgar, and had to post this just because you're so awesome :)

UPDATE:
hahah he just posted this to his FB

Edgar Wright is aware these walls have ears.

HE KNOWWWWSSSS!!!

source: edgar wright's facebook

America's Most Wanted Music Festival Tour Dates!!!

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:26:40 GMT

With: Wayne, Jeezy, Drake and Soulja Boy

July 27 - Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion
July 29 - Saratoga, NY @ Performing Arts Center
July 30 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Post Gazette Pavilion
July 31 - Philadelphia, PA @ Susquehanna Bank Center
August 1 - Wantagh, NY @ Jones Beach Theater
August 2 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
August 4 - Toronto, ON @ Molson Amphitheater
August 5 - Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
August 6 - Cleveland, OH @ Blossom Pavilion
August 7 - Washington, D.C. @ Nissan Pavilion
August 8 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheater
August 9 - Atlanta, GA @ Lakewood Amphitheater
August 8 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheater
August 12 - Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket Wireless Amphitheater
August 13 - Los Angeles, CA @ TBD
August 14 - Irvine, CA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
August 15 - Concord, CA @ Sleep Train Pavilion
August 17 - Vancouver, BC @ GM Place
August 18 - Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place
August 20 - Denver, CO @ Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre
August 22 - Houston, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
August 23 - Dallas, TX @ Superpages.com Center

and i never saw this posted here but here's my baby on alexa chung

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DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT ALL YOU SEE IS WHEELCHAIR JIMMY, GET OVER IT POR FAVOR.