ohnotheydidnt: Dulltits Paltrow still complaining about America.

mikepepsi (

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-12-04 16:57:00

Dulltits Paltrow still complaining about America.

All Gwyneth Paltrow ever seems to do is bitch about how awful America is and how awesome Britain is. Here is her latest tirade against the US.

Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s recent comments branding Americans not as civilised or intelligent as their English counterparts has sparked fury in her homeland.The Los Angeles-born actress made her remarks to a Portuguese newspaper last weekend and almost immediately radio stations across America were besieged with angry callers regarding the Shakespeare In Love star’s comments.

She says: “I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilised than the Americans. I love the English lifestyle. I’m not as capitalistic as America.”

One caller blasted back, saying: “If she feels that way we are far better off without her.”

Well, I have it under good authority that Britain hates Gwyneth Paltrow and her dull tits too. So let’s look at alternative places for Gwynny to base her bitching and preaching from.
Gwen

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1. Prypiat, Chernobyl.
Prypiat is a quaint, very quiet village in the heart of beautiful Ukraine. Filled with development opportunites that will not truly be capitilised on for decades to come, it is the ideal place for you to bring your family to revert to a simplistic way of living. There is incredible amounts of space and privacy, so value for money is unrivalled and crime is at an all time low.

2. Mordor, Middle Earth
Not only is Mordor rich in geographical history with a magnificent volcanic backdrop, but it features a gated community with a 24 hour neighbourhood watch in place thanks to it’s ‘all-seeing eye’ technology, keeping you safer than ever before. You, Chris and the kids will definitely feel right at home here with its colourful and eclectic array of residents and a sense of collective community.

3. The Caves of Osama, Afghanistan
These beautiful caves deep in the heart of Afghanistan are the perfect abode for the family looking to get back to basics. Wonderfully crafted, man made cave structures have been dug out of the magnificent backdrop of the Afghan wilderness, and there is much opportunity for development in this isolated land of wonder where your family can eat leaves and shit out berries.

4. Hell, Los Angeles.
Down in the firey pits of Hell its summer all year long! For a wonderful location with like-minded people who will understand what you and Chris Martin are trying to do to the world, then Hell is really the place to be! Remember all those people telling you to Go to hell Gwenny? Well, they meant it! You + Hell = A match made in heaven!

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	screamofwheat 2006-12-04 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	dulltits? (Reply to this)

	aurosan 2006-12-04 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	She is such a stupid bitch. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	timed 2006-12-04 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	I agree. I like her as an actress, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stah_chica 2006-12-04 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	She is so hateable. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ranata 2006-12-04 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	She really is. She makes people not like her. Her babies are likeable, Chris is even likeable and then the have her and she ruins it all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bethie 2006-12-04 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	she's so fucking pretentious. i can't take it. (Reply to this)

	deltabean 2006-12-04 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	ugh. her mother is much better (and prettier) (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	hipster_chic 2006-12-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	IAWTC It's hard to believe Blythe even spawned this beeyatch. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	loveanddarkness 2006-12-04 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	There's more than a bit of truth to that. Therefore, people will react with hatefulness. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	__________ghost 2006-12-04 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	INDEED! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pnuttbuttajelli 2006-12-04 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	if you love it so much then why don't you marry it??!!?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	not_kosher 2006-12-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I tried doing that once (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	not_kosher 2006-12-04 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	whatever, she has ugly tits, so america ftw (Reply to this)

	lovenoelg 2006-12-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Why does she do this? What purpose does it serve? You're a beautiful lady, a good actress and your daughter is cute as anything, but you suck and should shut the hell up. (Reply to this)

	__breathedeep 2006-12-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's hilarious when people hate on America. It's even funnier to see an American citizen hate on America. lol..... People are so fucken touchy these days...... it's only one persons opinion. Take it and have a good laugh at this idiotic twat. (Reply to this)

	hipster_chic 2006-12-04 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	*America to Britain. It's not that that people are freaking out about. No one really cares which one she likes better. It's the badmouthing and hasty generalizations of 230 million people that's pissing everyone off. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	littlestarletta 2006-12-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	oh whatever, who cares if she prefers england to britain. everyone has their tastes of lifestyle, jeez. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	itsmemodean 2006-12-04 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	One caller blasted back, saying: “If she feels that way we are far better off without her.” Oh yeah, because that's not going to fit with her image of Americans AT ALL. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	andshedied 2006-12-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I know you are but what am I?! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	modern_art 2006-12-04 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	she's a bitch (Reply to this)

	nicoledeez 2006-12-04 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	I love how the country she hates made her who she is today - a very rich actress. Fuck off, Gwen. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	__breathedeep 2006-12-04 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Very well said. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prdarkstar 2006-12-04 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's safe to say she's an idiot for generalizing millions of people (Both Americans and British). Especially considering the type of people she actually bothers to sit down and converse with are probably only upper class. But is Gwyneth worth getting angry about? She's entitled to her opinion and really, she's only making herself look foolish. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	dcdiva 2006-12-04 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	IAWTC. How insulting to the BRITS that she 'chooses' to be one of them, and proceeds to generalize about the lack of civilized behavior in other countries. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sergeant_duckie 2006-12-04 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm... well, I don't like her in the first place, but I must admit, I respect her for not saying all that shit and then actually living in America. That'd be stupid. (Reply to this)

	__idiocy 2006-12-04 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	this coming from the woman that named her kid apple? i wouldn't be concerned haha (Reply to this)

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	carolalonde 2006-12-04 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	never liked her anyways (Reply to this)

	chung_____chung 2006-12-04 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	dumb cunt (Reply to this)

	passdacuervo 2006-12-04 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Gwenyth can stay in the UK with her ugly husband. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oh schnapp riddlespeak 2006-12-05 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	:B (Reply to this) (Parent)

	atoned 2006-12-04 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	lol how pretentious. i think she's more in love with upper class britain. if she met the chavs she probably would think differently. (Reply to this)

	ex_earlywint888 2006-12-04 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	It's weird that people have a pissy fit about her saying this stuff when she's right! :/ (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	sweetnitanitro 2006-12-04 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Is she though? "The British are much more intelligent and civilised than the Americans" is a hell of a stereotype. There are shitloads of uncultured ASBO morons in the UK, she just hasn't met them because she probably never ventures out of Islington or wherever it is she lives. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	luckystars000 2006-12-04 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Cunt wrap supreme. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ghost_dance 2006-12-04 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	lol i dont know why thats funny (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sweetnitanitro 2006-12-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what the fuck she's on about, England is crap. As for- "The British are much more intelligent and civilised than the Americans." www.chavscum.co.uk is all I have to say on that matter. Morons are everywhere, Gwynnie, you just choose not to mix with them in your snobby little circle of friends. So there. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)