iwasbanned ([info]iwasbanned) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-11-26 15:42:00
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How Pete Wentz spent his Saturday night
THE FOB STORY


"how i spent my saturday night playing with dolls.
next time im gonna make a movie, probably an academy award winning movie- im sure it will at least get nominated- i am possibly the most boring person on the planet. get into it."




THE FOB STORY part 1
"the story begins in a simple practice space in winnetka, il. a couple of friends started a band called fall out boy."



THE FOB STORY part 2
They toured in France (except when they lost their passports).



THE FOB STORY part 3
They toured in japan.



THE FOB STORY part 4
They even toured to a project pete made in junior high woodworking class. there they met their sidekick and best buddy dirty (edit: we're not sure why pete fell out of the thundercat tour van. we just werent really paying attention cause my so called life was on).



THE FOB STORY part 5
after starting a bit of a buzz, the boys met with some major label executives and signed a record deal.



THE FOB STORY part 6
after signing away their lives, the boys were imprisoned and told to "write hits" for all of eternity.



THE FOB STORYpart 7
after sending a secret emo signal out- the boy were saved by their friend william from the academy is.



THE FOB STORY part 8: the conclusion
party time! after escaping from prison- the boys partied hard with all of their new friends. the smurfs brought drugs and trashed the place so they got kicked out. more stories coming soon.

Source: http://clandestine.buzznet.com/ (pete's buzznet)
And in case there is any confusion, it was pete who did this, not some fan girl.
*edit- His site is undergoing maintenance, so it wont load at the time.

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[info]keskt
2006-11-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
yeah, I still can't look at him without thinking of his dick

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[info]jayyhovv
2006-11-26 09:01 pm UTC (link)
neither can i!

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[info]ilikeandrewbird
2006-11-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
i really hope he was on a lot of acid

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[info]plasticdisaster
2006-11-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
well....that was enlightening.

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[info]keskt
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
holy crap... MY EYES

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[info]_stadtkind_
2006-11-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
you can afford a brow wax. or some motherfucking tweezers.

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[info]tropicalwahini
2006-11-26 10:18 pm UTC (link)
russ, you're so cruel.

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[info]tmbgparticleman
2006-11-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
mmm.

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[info]mercurialness
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
lol at having to put a disclaimer that Pete wrote it and not some fangirl.

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[info]be_banana
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
haha where did he get all those wonderful toys?! Especially professor X!

Also, his face is disturbing.

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[info]heartbeatrock
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
wtf

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[info]tteenangstt
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
heyyyyy you're not funny pete.

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[info]green__desire
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Thats so gay but I totally used to make stop motion movies like that when i was like 10, but im an animation major so kiss my ass at least im not pete wentz.

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[info]ctheron_power
2006-11-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)

lol WTF at the red-haired troll. My grandmother still thinks their "sex toys".

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[info]bangbangusuck
2006-11-26 11:05 pm UTC (link)
what? lol

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Yup; Just Like You've Heard It - [info]ctheron_power, 2006-11-27 02:39 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Yup; Just Like You've Heard It - [info]groundisnotmine, 2006-11-27 07:03 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]geisha_10
2006-11-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
wtf

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[info]x_sweetsurprise
2006-11-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
O HAI EMOOO!

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[info]dangerlad
2006-11-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
It'd be so fucking cool to have a toy of yourself. That's how you know you've made it.

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[info]bigfatkill
2006-11-26 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Exactly. I dont get how some people dont want toys made out of their likenesses.

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[info]xcharmedonex
2006-11-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
he looks like Trent from Pink is the New Blog in the first one.

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[info]hay
2006-11-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
he's so ugly

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[info]hawaii_bombay
2006-11-26 08:56 pm UTC (link)
See kids, this is an example that drugs are bad, m'kay?

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[info]despedida
2006-11-26 08:57 pm UTC (link)
god this guy cant get anymore faggier

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[info]djavanjmiles
2006-11-26 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Your icon super owns!!

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[info]mercurialness
2006-11-26 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Does the Pete doll come with removable pants and a Sidekick? Just curious.

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[info]badgerr_ftw
2006-11-26 08:58 pm UTC (link)
ugh. his face.

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[info]bigfatkill
2006-11-26 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Are those his toys on the background? HAhaha I had most of them when I was a kid!
Thundercats!
Castle of Grey Skull!

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[info]invisibleones
2006-11-26 08:59 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO @ WILLIAM. Omg Pete Wentz has no life.

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[info]llia
2006-11-26 08:59 pm UTC (link)
errrrrrrrrr what?

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[info]lackofcolores
2006-11-26 08:59 pm UTC (link)
i hate his eyebrows! they're like furry caterpillars.

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