Art Vandelay ([info]hawaii_bombay) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-10-24 12:16:00
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BRAD'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET




The National Enquirer reports that Angelina Jolie is about to learn of Brad Pitt's deepest, darkest secret -- his past with "Olivia", a curvy, blue-eyed call girl.

The big screen hunk apparently forked over 500 smackeroos for a squalid one-time enounter a few years ago in Los Angeles.
'In the tawdry book, "Olivia" claims Pitt was involved in a sleazy transaction -- responding to her ad in the L.A. Express in which she offered "Hot Girl, Hot Massage."
Before you scoff and brush off the National Enquirer, just remember that this story was brought to you by the same people who broke the 'Grey's Anatomy' Isaiah Washington/Patrick Dempsey gay fallout.

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[info]trustnoone86
2006-10-24 07:22 pm UTC (link)
All hail the hooker.

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[info]heartbeatrock
2006-10-24 07:23 pm UTC (link)
lmao

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[info]hipster_chic
2006-10-24 07:23 pm UTC (link)
...because Brad Pitt neeeeds to hire a hooker.

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[info]munkykiss
2006-10-24 07:33 pm UTC (link)
that's what i'm saying.
he's brad freaking pitt

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[info]ahota84
2006-10-24 07:23 pm UTC (link)
lollerskates

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[info]nicknolteshair
2006-10-24 07:33 pm UTC (link)
lol @ ur icon

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[info]neumania
2006-10-24 07:23 pm UTC (link)
True or not it sure gave me a good laugh!

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sigh
[info]duskyclovers
2006-10-24 07:24 pm UTC (link)
not surprised.
at all.

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[info]team_nicole
2006-10-24 07:44 pm UTC (link)
wtf at your icon?! LMAO!!

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[info]ilikeandrewbird
2006-10-24 07:24 pm UTC (link)
OMG BRAD USED TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER GIRLS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER?!??!!?

omg, angelina is soooo going to leave him for not having an innocent past

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[info]dazedpuckbunny
2006-10-25 05:05 am UTC (link)
Yeah totally! Now that she's found out she wasn't his first!! *le gasp*

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[info]boomstick
2006-10-24 07:25 pm UTC (link)
'Cause Brad Pitt totally seems like the kind of guy who would have to pay for sex.

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[info]lovenoelg
2006-10-24 07:27 pm UTC (link)
As Charlie Sheen once said, you aren't paying for sex, you're paying them to leave.

Real chicks want to hang out and talk about their feelings and shit, a hooker will fuck you and then leave you alone.

Or...ya know....that's what I heard.

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[info]pradagrrrl
2006-10-24 07:25 pm UTC (link)
ya right.

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[info]lisbonlovesjacq
2006-10-24 07:26 pm UTC (link)
godddddddddd I hate when National Enquirer headlines, etc, are posted here. While obviously online gossip isn't top-rung media those are the same types of magazines that will have Jesus on the cover next week claiming he is an alien come to take Kanye West's body. Come on now.

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[info]dissention_1
2006-10-24 07:27 pm UTC (link)
You're confusing the Enquirer with Weekly World News.

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[info]boomshak
2006-10-24 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I don't get what the big deal is.

Who cares?

I'm more interested in Pee-Wee and Clay Aiken

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[info]snowdrop
2006-10-24 07:27 pm UTC (link)
.. the person who wrote that needs to call up a hooker. :|

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you're soooo right
[info]ilikeandrewbird
2006-10-24 07:28 pm UTC (link)
"Before you scoff and brush off the National Enquirer, just remember that this story was brought to you by the same people who broke the 'Grey's Anatomy' Isaiah Washington/Patrick Dempsey gay fallout."

...yeeeeah and the "Oprah gives birth to alien" story...

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[info]dissention_1
2006-10-24 07:28 pm UTC (link)
This might be somewhat interesting if he had paid her so he could piss on her or some other kinky shit like shoving a carrot up his ass, but this? Boring.

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[info]miss_romania
2006-10-24 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Carrot up the ass eh?

Are you a fan of Chuck Palahniuk?

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[info]cherii_emrei
2006-10-24 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Wasn't NE the first to publish the amazing chemistry between Brad and Angie on the set of Mr/Mrs. Smith??

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[info]graffix_none
2006-10-24 07:32 pm UTC (link)
That was Star.

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[info]lauranat
2006-10-24 07:29 pm UTC (link)
"Squalid". :D

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[info]pikapika217
2006-10-24 07:30 pm UTC (link)
LOL

because when it's in the National Inquirer, you just KNOW it's legit.

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[info]larsipoo
2006-10-24 07:30 pm UTC (link)
maybe they should have thought about the dangers to their children before they went to india. just sayin'...

also lol HOPE IT'S TRUE, would be hilarious, and what what, pee wee and clay aiken? hot.

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[info]lauranat
2006-10-24 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Did this happen while he was with Jennifer?

If he was single at the time, then who cares?

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[info]graffix_none
2006-10-24 07:33 pm UTC (link)
They said a few years ago, so my guess would be he was still with Jen. Unless by a few years they mean like 15.

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[info]tearaways
2006-10-24 07:31 pm UTC (link)
national enquirer chats SHIT

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[info]graffix_none
2006-10-24 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Before you scoff and brush off the National Enquirer, just remember that this story was brought to you by the same people who broke the 'Grey's Anatomy' Isaiah Washington/Patrick Dempsey gay fallout

And they've also claimed quite a few other things that were comepletely false and made up. They usually get one story right ever 2 years or so. Thats about their average.

And we still don't know if that Isaiah Washington/Patrick Dempsey even happened or if it happened the way they said it did. All we know is that one person on the show is gay and came out. Nothing else was confirmed. The fight may still be made up.

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[info]littlelauren86
2006-10-24 08:06 pm UTC (link)
They usually get one story right ever 2 years or so. Thats about their average.

That's what I was thinking. After they make up all that stuff they're bound the get a story right every once and while by mere chance.

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[info]nicknolteshair
2006-10-24 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Why does PeeWee have the same hair as Clay? Is that a joke?

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[info]jbeans3
2006-10-24 07:50 pm UTC (link)
thats his new 'do

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[info]athenaworth
2006-10-24 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Umm, she certainly shouldn't care what he did a few years ago. Hell, a few years ago she was making out with her brother and drinking blood.

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