Tanisha ([info]aurosan) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-10-12 21:30:00
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SHAMELESS STAR BUYS AN AFRICAN SOUVENIR
October 12, 2006 -- NO WORD - yet - on whether Madonna plans to nail her brand-new bouncing boy to a crucifix, live, in concert.

Madonna, the sluttish, egomaniacal mother-of-the-century has topped even her most revolting self. She plans to remove a baby from the loving arms of his dirt-poor father, in one of the most desperate nations on earth.



Madonna has traveled far beyond her bra-baring, intercourse-simulating, public girl-kissing, Jesus-emulating loser antics to grab attention - and flesh.

The one-named wonder, who already has given birth to two children by two different daddies, one of whom she would not deign to marry, has her heart set on raping Malawi.

Days ago, she lined up 12 African boys - tots hand-selected for her perusal. She picked out a 1-year-old, David, to take home in her luggage.



Well guess what? The boy selected in this freakish slave auction is no AIDS orphan. He's got a biological father, plus a granny - but was placed in an orphanage after his mother died. His family loves him. They just can't afford him.

If Madonna possessed a speck of sanity or shame, she would write a generous check. Instead, the boy's father says he is thrilled at the prospect of a wealthy American carting off his progeny.

Madonna should nail herself on her crucifix - for real, this time.

Malawi is making an exception to its law that forbids foreigners from adopting a baby. Living proof that money talks.

Madonna, who at 48 has more undeserved cash than probably sits in the Malawi treasury, agreed to pay big bucks for the transaction.

In exchange for her human package, she will pour $3 million into a center to help 1,000 Malawi orphans.

She'll also spend a mil on a documentary about the plight of children there. Presumably, this plight does not include Madonna's child purchase.

But wait - there's a catch.

Children educated at Madonna's new orphan center and bin for rejected babies will be taught a curriculum based on her pet religion, kabbala.

There is nothing that money can't buy, I suppose. That is except talent and taste - and moral fiber.

Stop this monster!


Sooooooo fucking true, I love how this lady tore Madonna apart.

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[info]ectypes
2006-10-13 01:36 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG FUG.

NICE LIMITED TOO PANTS.

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[info]telegram_
2006-10-13 01:42 am UTC (link)
Oh shit Limited Too. Thank fuck I got over that phase.

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(no subject) - [info]marsupialmayhem, 2006-10-13 01:53 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]entropicaly, 2006-10-13 02:03 am UTC (Expand)

[info]whoffleck
2006-10-13 01:36 am UTC (link)
a drag queen wearing bedazzled pants? how tacky.

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[info]jessalyn
2006-10-13 03:07 am UTC (link)
lmfao.

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[info]mixman001
2006-10-13 01:36 am UTC (link)
lol-aurosan i feel like you could have written the first part of this article yourself.

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[info]mixman001
2006-10-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
actually...the whole article

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[info]guccipostagurl
2006-10-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
ROFL she looks like a tranny in that pic

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[info]prisonero
2006-10-13 01:42 am UTC (link)
A TRANNY WITH A GRAMMY IN HER HAND, BITCH!

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[info]prisonero
2006-10-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
Imagine Madonna fisting you with those arms... OUCH!

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[info]telegram_
2006-10-13 01:43 am UTC (link)
lmaaaaooooooo times five thousand.

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(no subject) - [info]polkadotbikinix, 2006-10-13 03:32 am UTC (Expand)

[info]keepyourguns
2006-10-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
I still love her. w/e w/e, she makes danceable music and everyone makes fun of me for it. it's okay though.

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[info]prisonero
2006-10-13 01:40 am UTC (link)
They are all jealous. Anyone who comments on Madonna in a negative manner is simply JELISS!

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(no subject) - [info]keepyourguns, 2006-10-13 01:42 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]prisonero, 2006-10-13 01:47 am UTC (Expand)
lol
[info]_xxtom
2006-10-13 01:39 am UTC (link)
My dad is from Malawi. He's all "wow maybe we're related to Madonna now", cause i probably have 200 trillion cousins or something. I want some cash money.

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[info]guccipostagurl
2006-10-13 01:40 am UTC (link)
LMAO

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[info]vienna_sausages
2006-10-13 01:40 am UTC (link)
she looks a hot mess in that pic

but damn whoever wrote this article is such a hater

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[info]mantber
2006-10-13 01:40 am UTC (link)
ilu still Madonna - you can do no wrong in my book :']

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[info]touchofmascara
2006-10-13 01:40 am UTC (link)
$3 million for orphans is cool, I don't care if they teach them Kabbalah. They could teach them Scientology, as long as they're fed and healthy.

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[info]katinthahat
2006-10-13 01:47 am UTC (link)
so i guess being healthy and brainwashed is the lesser of two evils, as opposed to being malnourished and have your wits about you???
lol, i personally dont care either way.

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[info]lyriaz
2006-10-13 01:41 am UTC (link)
this baby will be better cared for by madonna than he was at an orphanage. he was an orphan. he has a father, sure, but his father DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HIM because he has no money too.

it's not a big deal. If it was your aunt or close friend doing this you would think it was a humble loving gesture.

the kabbala school is tacky though

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[info]bikini_killl
2006-10-13 01:46 am UTC (link)
why not offer money and shelter to to the family so they can KEEP the kid though?
She could have adopted one that has NO ONE.
Not being bitchy, just sayin

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[info]telegram_
2006-10-13 01:41 am UTC (link)
Haha whoever wrote this is kind of bitchy. But, for the most part: agreed.

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[info]pearljam
2006-10-13 01:41 am UTC (link)
I loooved how she looked at those grammies. that was when she attacked ricky martin at the press conference.

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[info]mister_jackson
2006-10-14 01:26 pm UTC (link)
she did what ?!

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[info]lauranat
2006-10-13 01:42 am UTC (link)
If the family wants him, and would gladly look after him if they could afford it, then I agree that she should've sponsored him instead.

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[info]nexttopmess
2006-10-13 04:06 am UTC (link)
Ha ur icon is still funny.

Anyways, now that I recognize ur name I am still pissed that I have been rejected from the Peengate community like twice! LAME!

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[info]_xxtom
2006-10-13 01:42 am UTC (link)
Madonna looks like a fucking MESS in that photo. I think i made those pants in grade 7 Home Ec Class.

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[info]catalytically
2006-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
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[info]modern_toilet
2006-10-13 01:43 am UTC (link)
i don't curr what no one sayz

she's copying angelina, you KNOW it.
she's the biggest fucking trend whore there is.

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[info]lyriaz
2006-10-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
can we stop talking about trends and focus on the fact that african poverty and disease is a HUGE PROBLEM, bigger than any issue of what is "in fashion."

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[info]come_on_vogue
2006-10-13 01:43 am UTC (link)
I wish she would adopt me.

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[info]ladydisaster
2006-10-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
Someone had to be the first to say it (o:

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[info]hollsh
2006-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
I'm proud to say I've always hated this irritating cunt.

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[info]lloydsgurl
2006-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
She looks rather manly in that pic.

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[info]onlymyhobby
2006-10-13 04:12 am UTC (link)
I thought it was Michael Jackson when it first loaded!

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[info]catalytically
2006-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
Andrew Peyser needs to take her Midol. Although, she does look like she's already menopausal so idk :(

She has nothing to yell at so that's why she's actin' a fool; please forgive her :(

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[info]lanrek
2006-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
lol [info]brenden just ate a whole tub of ice cream bcuz of you

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[info]brenden
2006-10-13 01:48 am UTC (link)
ACTUALLY it was a pint of Ben & Jerry's Purple Nurple with Slurple Fudge Curples

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[info]bikini_killl
2006-10-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
IF this is true, I still think the right thing would be (IF she in fact wanted this particular boy) give him and his biological family food and a place to live comfortably!!
I am not saying adoption is wrong, because I don't think it is, but give this kid a chance with the family "who loves him" then.

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[info]lithium_glitter
2006-10-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
She can try as hard as she wants, but the bitch will never be Angelina Jolie.

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[info]keepyourguns
2006-10-13 01:54 am UTC (link)
angelina will never be madonna****************

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