ohnotheydidnt: Jessica Simpson says Ex-Husband had a small you know what!

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-08-15 10:55:00

Jessica Simpson says Ex-Husband had a small you know what!
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Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying "Nick Lachey didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it." Now by just looking at Nick Lachey, I could easily tell he doesn't pack much under the belt. He has the good looks, good body, he is rich and he can sing. These traits can only lead to him having a small penis, it would not be fair if he got all those traits and then some, you get where I am going with this? Wait, there is more.

On August 1st, 2006(2 days ago) Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more 'trash' about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though." This is trully sad, I really hope Nick Lachey can back himself up from these rumors, they just keep coming, but, not to worry, with all the money he has, am sure he will think of a way to get back on 'top'.

source:celebrityfan.net

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	hanoko 2006-08-15 09:37 am UTC (link)
	What a bitch. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	surfhus 2006-08-15 09:39 am UTC (link)
	could she get any lower? (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	mlefilips mlefilips 2006-08-15 09:39 am UTC (link)
	LMAO..... maybe nick will post pictures of his peen to back his package up. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	dejamort 2006-08-15 09:39 am UTC (link)
	Now, see, this is just sad how she has to resort to talking about Nick's manhood. Just because he broke her record on the singles chart, and has a better single out. Seriously. Get a life, bimbo. (Reply to this)

	Jessica's Bitter Pill! lol since Nick has Upgraded to Vanessa Minillo! redangelteflon 2006-08-15 09:40 am UTC (link)
	Jessica's so sad and pathetic these days! lol I doubt any of it is true since it's coming from such a bitter hag like her she's just trying to make herself feel better because she's no longer the media darling and Upstaged by one Miss Minillo (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	mashka_tyt 2006-08-15 09:40 am UTC (link)
	lets pretend like it's a "real true story" (Reply to this)

	xxxyinpink 2006-08-15 09:41 am UTC (link)
	maybe she just has a really big vajayjay (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	tearaways 2006-08-15 09:42 am UTC (link)
	i cant imagine her saying that but if she did...what a bitch. (Reply to this)

	bogie_bacall 2006-08-15 09:45 am UTC (link)
	This is why I like divorces. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	hatsumomo 2006-08-15 09:46 am UTC (link)
	Tacky tacky tacky. It's pathetic when people say shit like this. (Reply to this)

	sita_moonlight 2006-08-15 09:48 am UTC (link)
	It's horrible that she stoops so low that she talks about the size of her ex husband's penis. But, you know, people in hollywood don't know what the word privacy means. (Reply to this)

	horror_mistress 2006-08-15 09:50 am UTC (link)
	BITCH. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	_musicfreak_ 2006-08-15 09:50 am UTC (link)
	I seriously doubt that she said that. But who knows. It's Jessica we're talking about. (Reply to this)

	superpchan 2006-08-15 09:51 am UTC (link)
	Sounds fake. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	kyxie 2006-08-15 09:52 am UTC (link)
	I can sympathise. No one likes a small dick. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	volvocowgirl99 2006-08-15 09:54 am UTC (link)
	yeah right, i really don't believe she said that. do you?! (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

	space7cadet 2006-08-15 09:55 am UTC (link)
	how the hell would she be able to tell the difference between his and someone elses if she was a virgin? maybe papa joe is packin. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)