ohnotheydidnt: Greatest blind item ever?

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-08-11 14:22:00

Greatest blind item ever?
A mole was in a club in Tokyo recently and witnessed perhaps the most bizarre incident I have ever heard. It was a very exclusive invite-only club and our mole was with a friend when it looked like it was suddenly 'snowing' inside the club. It wasn't snow at all, but was actually thousands of small white feathers gently fluttering to the ground. His friend went to investigate and came back ashen-faced saying: "Go round the corner and tell me that what I've just witnessed is not a dream."

So the mole went, as instructed, around the corner and saw two go-go dancers gyrating in front of a booth. On closer inspection, he noticed that sat in the booth was a Very Famous Unmarried Hollywood Actor Prone To Starting Litigation If His Sexuality Is Ever Questioned. The actor was ignoring the go-go girls as he had 'bigger fish to fry'. Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.

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	aurosan 2006-08-11 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	George Clooney? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	phreakelove 2006-08-11 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	No wai! Tom Cruise! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gunshotbeauty 2006-08-11 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	okay think people.....what movie premiers have been in japan recently (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	principino 2006-08-11 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Cruise was in Japan for the latest MI abortion. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_kosher 2006-08-11 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	oh man, see... it's shit like this reminds me why i love being gay.... and cocaine (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	desirednameass 2006-08-11 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	bahaha! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	klisa 2006-08-11 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Orlando Bloom was in Tokyo recently. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	dolledupx 2006-08-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	i don't think so cause it says he had a young man on his lap, implying that he is old(er) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	kylehh 2006-08-11 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	That's hilarious and hmm Orlando Bloom? Jake gylanwhatever? I don't know =( (Reply to this)

	clearview1975 2006-08-11 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/06/20/movies/main1734649.shtml (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	aurosan 2006-08-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	That would be amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dolledupx 2006-08-11 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	lol george clooney (Reply to this)

	nafrate 2006-08-11 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	tom cruise! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	allyray231 2006-08-11 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	totally (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zombiebunny 2006-08-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Tom. (Reply to this)

	4ft10inonesock 2006-08-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Only a retard could not see that this is clearly Alien Papa himself, Cruise. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	pure_shores18 2006-08-11 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Word. I can't believe anyone is guessing other people. When have these other people sued for being called gay? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kevin Spacey? klisa 2006-08-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	or Brandon Routh? They were both in Tokyo for the premiere of Superman Returns recently. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Kevin Spacey? moody_girl 2006-08-12 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Routh hasn't sued for people saying he's gay though. Has Spacey? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pure_shores18 2006-08-11 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	It's obviously referring to Tom Cruise. Whether it's actually true or not is another question. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	haha! dangerlad 2006-08-11 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	same. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ddrfreakpi 2006-08-11 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Tom Cruise FTW!! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

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	nycmichi 2006-08-11 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	i LOVE your icon! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thegirlsonfilm 2006-08-11 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like 'bigger fish to fry' might be a hint. Still leaves me clueless though. (Reply to this)

	lucy_u2 2006-08-11 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	hmm I don't think freaking Tom Cruise would do that in public where anybody could have take pictures with a phone. But maybe I'm wrong and he was high? lol (Reply to this)

	misspinkkate 2006-08-11 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Busted, Tom Cruise!!! (Reply to this)

	kvetchkvetch 2006-08-11 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	i can only think clooney. but the real question is, who is this mysterious "much younger man"?? i would shit myself if it was daniel radcliffe. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	where_i_begin 2006-08-11 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Who has Clooney ever sued? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	cacaballbutt 2006-08-11 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Spank it Cruisey (Reply to this)

	l__a__m 2006-08-11 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	When do we find out the answer? (Reply to this)

	desirednameass 2006-08-11 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	it just screams Tom Cruise. who else has sued over the speculation of him being gay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	patty_a_c 2006-08-11 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	Clooney. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)