natalie ([info]natzmeister) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-07-01 16:01:00
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Introducing Cobrasnake Cory.


In reference to THIS POST and all the "Who's that girl?" comments, here's a quick visual crash course on Internet celeb, Cory Kennedy, otherwise known as "that hipster bitch from the Cobrasnake."








Cory Kennedy, or "Pianohead" as her friends call her, is a 17-year-old girl from Los Angeles. According to people that know her, she used to go to a fancy prep school but dropped out because of all the flack she got from partying. She was homeschooled for a while.



The reason she is e-famous is through the Cobrasnake website. Basically, this guy in his 20s named Mark Hunter gets invited to all these parties (some scene, some not) to photograph people. Then he posts them on his website. Cory is a regular, and some people describe her as his "muse."

The dude in question:





Some people say that they're cousins, but I doubt it because he photographs her in a most un-cousinly way:











Even though she's underage, Cory has quite the affinity for alcohol. She also has a crapload of fake IDs so she can go anywhere and get as trashed as she pleases. 







Because she's an "intern" for the Cobrasnake, she enjoys several perks, including traveling wherever it is Mark has to go...





... and meeting several celebrities along the way:







Cory K. is also a fashion "icon" in random places like Holland. Despite looking straight out of a dumpster sometimes, most of the stuff she wears is not cheap. 















She was already in last month's Nylon, with appearances in ELLE and i-D Magazine soon to follow. Some even go as far to say she's the Edie Sedgwick of our time. 

If you think she should clean up, save your breath, because she doesn't look much different after a shower either:





These were taken at her prom.







I hated her the first time I heard about her (on Gawker's weekly hipster-bashing column, Blue States Lose), but there's something about her that's oddly endearing and makes for good photos. 

The Cobrasnake should really cut it out with the KIDDIE PORN though. That's just foul.

Source: Me, The Cobrasnake, and [info]corykennedyy


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[info]epicwelshman
2006-07-01 09:23 pm UTC (link)
I like the cobrasnake, but it all ends up looking the same after a while... sweaty, drunk, pseudo-celebrities, with the occasional real celebrity thrown into the mix.

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[info]yesternight
2006-07-01 09:24 pm UTC (link)
exactly.

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[info]yesternight
2006-07-01 09:24 pm UTC (link)
This is going to be an interesting post. I kind of met the guy from Cobrasnake at SXSW last year but I can't remember if I saw her there or not.

I really don't think about her much but shes in that group of people that are famous for no fucking reason.

and even though I don't like everything she wears I can see why she is a fashion icon. the dumpster diving look is very in.

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[info]breniecia
2006-07-01 11:22 pm UTC (link)
She was there.

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[info]zsenak
2006-07-01 09:24 pm UTC (link)
cuz heaven forbid someone actually took the time to PARENT their child. ugh.

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[info]keepyourguns
2006-07-01 09:45 pm UTC (link)
firefox pride.

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[info]sleeplessroads
2006-07-01 09:25 pm UTC (link)
ugly

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[info]process
2006-07-01 09:25 pm UTC (link)
i hate people that dress like that it's gross

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[info]quarterturns
2006-07-01 09:25 pm UTC (link)
i think she's kind of cute in a weird way.

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[info]gerrronimo
2006-07-01 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I agree.

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[info]_supercilium
2006-07-01 09:25 pm UTC (link)
ugly bitch =)

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[info]astheywere
2006-07-01 09:26 pm UTC (link)
I just want to give her a bath

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[info]katattack001
2006-07-07 10:07 am UTC (link)
i want to brush her hair!!

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[info]malevolencia
2006-07-01 09:27 pm UTC (link)
She's got heroin eyes. And she looks unclean.

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[info]isthisdesire
2006-07-02 01:55 am UTC (link)
i was going to say she has the crack whore look down to a T.

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[info]beckycore
2006-07-01 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Sup Mackenzie Phillips.

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[info]silhouettedstar
2006-07-01 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Totally.

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[info]imadinowhore
2006-07-01 09:28 pm UTC (link)
she looks mentally challenged in a lot of those photos.

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[info]_bodyinmotion
2006-07-01 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Have you seen the video? Live footage isn't very helpful for disputing those mentally handicap remarks..she looks coked up.

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[info]spotlightmegger
2006-07-01 09:28 pm UTC (link)
hell no. not Edie Sedgwick.

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[info]boneshelp
2006-07-02 06:39 am UTC (link)
chloe segviny

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[info]mintchocolate9
2006-07-01 09:28 pm UTC (link)
She reminds me of the next generation of Heidi Fleiss.

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[info]onwhai
2006-07-01 09:29 pm UTC (link)
she looks like the kid from freaks and geeks.

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[info]beckycore
2006-07-01 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Sam?

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[info]afraid_of_it
2006-07-01 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Why was she in Nylon?

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[info]natzmeister
2006-07-01 09:30 pm UTC (link)
It was a MySpace issue, and she was one of the people profiled to give their opinion on cool MS bands and stuff. And she's also going to be featured in this roadtrip editorial they're doing with a bunch of other scene kids.

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[info]ex_bemylast843
2006-07-01 09:29 pm UTC (link)
internet celebrities don't deserve posts on ontd

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[info]natzmeister
2006-07-01 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I rather see ppl arguing about underage drinking instead of what purple foods Mimi eats.

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[info]shangri__la
2006-07-01 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh, the comments for this post are gonna be FUN.

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[info]factorygirl
2006-07-01 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Some even go as far to say she's the Edie Sedgwick of our time.

Who are these people, and... I hope they've been taken out back and shot ?

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[info]ihremutter
2006-07-01 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Atleast Edie was good looking.

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[info]star_dreams
2006-07-01 09:30 pm UTC (link)
i like her hair

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[info]ex_bemylast843
2006-07-01 09:30 pm UTC (link)
and lmfao @ her having a fan community

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[info]lovedhurtlost
2006-07-01 09:44 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]4ever
2006-07-01 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Wow, I feel really sorry for her. :/

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[info]wishingheart
2006-07-01 10:40 pm UTC (link)
lol fancy meeting you here!

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[info]ihremutter
2006-07-01 09:31 pm UTC (link)
God, I feel sorry for people like her.

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[info]jamcake
2006-07-01 09:31 pm UTC (link)
shes a straight up CRACK HEAD.
and i dont give a fuck about this. i could have done without this post. e-celebrities are so last year.

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[info]whiz
2006-07-01 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Looks like a loser to me.

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[info]sensuallyme
2006-07-01 09:38 pm UTC (link)
pretty much.

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[info]anatomiae
2006-07-01 09:32 pm UTC (link)
i guess this is unpopular opinion, but i think she's awesome in a useless way. & i think she's hella pretty, but then i like the whole "heroin-chic" thing.

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[info]_bodyinmotion
2006-07-01 10:39 pm UTC (link)
mmmm oh yeahh showers are overrated.

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