Slow news day...Kevin Smith's post about the Reese Quote on his blog...

Much ado about nothing, over some shit I said in the UPenn Q&A…

NY Daily News coverage…

D-Listed blog…

Another blog…

All stemming from the same poorly-worded story. All insisting I’m still harping on Reese when it was in response to a question. All treating it like it’s new info, when the Reese story alone’s been around for five years, online…

Original Reese column…

And in print…

The “Silent Bob Speaks” book…

Lots of folks in TalkBacks teeing off on me as being irrelevant or unfunny, which other cats in the real world, not cyber-snipers, apparently disagree with. The great irony is, the TalkBack people on the blog/gossip sites are taking me to task for being a gossip. Kettle, I call thee black.

Also, I’m being called “egocentric”. Anyone who’s ever seen the “Evening with Kevin Smith” dvd knows how very little ego I have, as I spend far more time blasting myself than other people.

Lots of sound and fury signifying nothing. The sun still rises and sets, I’ve still got a job, “Clerks II” is still coming out on August 18th, at which point some folks will go see it, some folks won’t, some will dig it, and some will hate on it.
Same as it ever was.

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	touchofmascara 2006-03-28 02:34 am UTC (link)
	huh? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	estellegetty 2006-03-28 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Dear Kevin Smith, You ruined Degrassi: TNG. I will never, ever forgive you for that. Love, A bitter TNG fan. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	carolesther 2006-03-28 02:33 am UTC (link)
	haha. he was pretty bad on there. giving everyone advice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	shinexsobright 2006-03-28 02:21 am UTC (link)
	noiche noiche noiche (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sonnet_cw 2006-03-28 03:59 am UTC (link)
	hahahahaha who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - yourlivewire, 2006-03-28 06:14 am UTC (Expand)

	katsrequiem 2006-03-28 02:22 am UTC (link)
	LOL, all of those links are fucked up. But Kevin seriously needs to shut his big fat trap unless he something interesting to say. And calling Nicole Ritchie a whore is not interesting OR original. (Reply to this)

	boomstick 2006-03-28 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I adore that man, I don't care if he's a gossip queen, I don't care if he's obnoxious, I don't care if he peaked with Mallrats, and I don't care if he runs his mouth too much. I LOVE HIM AND HE CAN DO NO WRONG. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	live_in_morocco 2006-03-28 02:40 am UTC (link)
	agreed. except...i hated 'mallrats'. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	estellegetty 2006-03-28 02:22 am UTC (link)
	And you screwed up the links, so I thought he linked ONTD, and got somewhat excited. Even if it is Kevin Smith, ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ellinorianne 2006-03-28 03:17 am UTC (link)
	They're fixed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hatsumomo 2006-03-28 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Kevin Smith sucks so much now. (Reply to this)

	8linepoem 2006-03-28 02:34 am UTC (link)
	whenever he pisses me off, i think of Dogma and i smile. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	carnivore 2006-03-28 02:42 am UTC (link)
	you're killing me with these messed links reese sounds like a real bitch. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ilost_themoon 2006-03-28 02:48 am UTC (link)
	i love your icon (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	lozzy 2006-03-28 02:42 am UTC (link)
	I didn't like him on Degrassi: TNG! Those episodes were annoying. What happened? None of the links are working for me. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	lozzy 2006-03-28 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Ohh I figured out what happened now. I don't know; I still like Reese and still don't like him, so whatever lol. (Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - lipsofanangel13, 2006-03-28 03:00 am UTC (Expand)

	krestin 2006-03-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
	HAHHA. Fuck him. Even if this is taken out of context or not, he's the greasy, fat motherfucker. Besides, he's the nimrod that made the shitfest that is Jersey Girl. (Reply to this)

	boomstick 2006-03-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
	You have to put "http://" before the "www." in all of your links or else they won't work properly. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	renascencey 2006-03-28 03:10 am UTC (link)
	That is like, the best icon ever. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	strictlyspoken 2006-03-28 02:57 am UTC (link)
	I don't see what the big deal is. When he came to my campus three years ago, he talked shit about Reese then too. It's not like he's all of a sudden started talking shit about her. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	touchofmascara 2006-03-28 03:00 am UTC (link)
	What the hell is his problem? It's very difficult to hate someone so steadily for three years, unless you really don't have much else going on. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	allisonritchie 2006-03-28 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Snoochies Boochies (Reply to this)

	guinastasia 2006-03-28 03:08 am UTC (link)
	He's had a bug up his ass about Reese for years, ever since he was dating Joey Lauren Adams and supposedly Reese made some snooty remark to Adams after the latter told Reese how much she was a fan, or something. I don't know, I loved Clerks, but Kevin Smith needs to LET IT GO. Oh my god, some Hollywood actress was snotty! GASP! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	illusivevenstar 2006-03-28 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	What's the big fucking deal? Let him be pissed about it. Who fucking cares. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mightee_mouse 2006-03-28 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I'm not clear why he's having a go at Reese Witherspoon, but he annoys me anyway. Obnoxious loud mouth. (Reply to this)

	slutbaginator 2006-03-28 03:10 am UTC (link)
	wtf, how weird that reese witherspoon has beef with someone. does anyone know why he hates her? (Reply to this)

	lemniskate 2006-03-28 03:14 am UTC (link)
	I really thought more of him. What, is he NINE? He calls her Perez-esque nicknames because he *heard* she dissed him to someone? The guy needs a reality check and a little lesson in letting shit go. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	touchofmascara 2006-03-28 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, his lame Greasy Reese nickname is beyond retarded - especially considering how she always looks clean, and he looks homeless. He needs to focus on not putting out a decent movie (for once). (Reply to this) (Parent)

shrewtee 2006-03-28 03:18 am UTC (link)

I feel terrible about this because I really liked him and I think he got more mad about it that necessary, especially considering it was just a bunch of jokes. BUT THE QUOTES WERE REAL. I was writing everything down voraciously for the paper. P.S. I did say everything was in response to questions, but obviously that sounds dumb in an article. I wish he was less angsty about this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	adjectivegirl 2006-03-29 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	*blink* You wrote the article? Huh! Good on ya. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theonionchild 2006-03-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
	I guess (judging by these comments) that I'm the only person who still loves all things Kevin Smith now & forever. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	allisonritchie 2006-03-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Me! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	allisonritchie 2006-03-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
	I don't care. I still think he's funnier than three-quarters of the people in Hollywood who are supposedly "comedians." So there. (Reply to this)

	natzmeister 2006-03-28 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, if Reese did act like that she is a real bitch. (Reply to this)

	not_on_weekends 2006-03-28 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I always had this idea that Kevin Smith was a pretentious cunt, but all the times I've met him at conventions he's been nothing but a sweetheart. Maybe it's just me. I mean, I am the kind of person who'd be stoked to egg someone like Reese Witherspoon's house. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	touchofmascara 2006-03-28 04:00 am UTC (link)
	So would I, but you would think that you would have more against someone than the lame shit he does to want to egg their house. If sneering at your girlfriend is the worst thing that anyone has ever done to you, then you should count yourself lucky and move on. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - not_on_weekends, 2006-03-28 04:03 am UTC (Expand)

	touchofmascara 2006-03-28 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Wow, I can't believe I just read one of Kevin Smith's lame blog posts. Can't he come up with an insult more interesting than Greasy Reese? 3rd graders can do better. And God forbid someone insult Smith's dialogue, which does indeed suck in all its stilted adolescense. You pretty much have to spend your life reading comic books and masturbating to write the crap he does. (Reply to this)

tericarl 2006-03-28 04:59 am UTC (link)

i've read magazine articles and other accounts where the interviewer obviously has had something up with reese. like they kiss her ass like all interviews but they also word and use adjectives to describe her that make her sound like a major bitch. for example, one article was like "talent reece...severely anal and won't let her children blah blah blah..." basically you can tell her attitude is a pain. even if i loved freeway, team kevin. (Reply to this)

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