K ([info]_timewellwasted) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-03-22 22:13:00
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oh you crazy simon
Paula blames her crazy behavior on Simon

Paula Abdul has an explanation for her recent crazy behavior on American Idol 5: it’s all Simon’s fault. And no, Simon is not a friend of Jack Daniels or Jose Cuervo or Jim Beam or Ernest and Julio Gallo or Johnny Walker. No, Simon is fellow judge Simon Cowell.

Paula says, “He’s worse than ever. If they say, ‘Paula is going crazy,’ the reason is Simon is whispering things in my ear, like, ‘What’s the price of beans?’ Things that make no sense at all,” she tells In Touch Weekly, according to MSNBC’s Jeannette Walls.

Tragically, she doesn’t explain why she is forced to react to those crazy statements, or why his comments also cause her eyes to glaze over.

source: realityblurred

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[info]baba_0riley
2006-03-23 03:34 am UTC (link)
hahahaha, i love simon
and paula is a drunk

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[info]not_on_weekends
2006-03-23 04:59 am UTC (link)
These things make for fantastic television.

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[info]touchofmascara
2006-03-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
Is that why she gets up and dances like an idiot for no reason to lousy performances?

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[info]kidviciousdonna
2006-03-23 03:36 am UTC (link)
She needs to be hit in the face. This whole Paula and Simon "I hate you/I love you/ Give me ratings" thing is played out.

You know it's bad when someone who doesn't eve watch AI is annoyed...

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[info]_timewellwasted
2006-03-23 03:45 am UTC (link)
what's even worse is her pitiful comebacks that always make her look like a total moron

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(no subject) - [info]kidviciousdonna, 2006-03-23 03:51 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hymenchan, 2006-03-23 03:50 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]kidviciousdonna, 2006-03-24 02:50 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sosublime
2006-03-23 03:36 am UTC (link)
if i knew one of my coworkers was addicted to pills,. i'd whisper weird stuff in their ears too.

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[info]lisbonlovesjacq
2006-03-23 04:29 am UTC (link)
lol I am in full agreement.

I once had this shitforbrains boyfriend that called me up all ~*~*messed up on shr00mz omgzzzzz*~*~* and he was like "omg the poster is talking to me wtf i am so scared" so every few minutes for the rest of the conversation I'd fucking scream "don't touch the poster oh my god" and he'd cry.

omg that makes me sound horrible but I swear it was hilarious. What a moron.

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(no subject) - [info]randomredux, 2006-03-23 05:09 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]marianne88, 2006-03-23 05:47 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]countincrows, 2006-03-23 07:18 am UTC (Expand)

[info]invidious_life
2006-03-23 03:37 am UTC (link)
paula... say no to drugs.

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[info]blonnie
2006-03-23 03:37 am UTC (link)
frank and beans... FRANK AND BEANS!

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[info]aye___shuh
2006-03-23 06:07 am UTC (link)
have you seen my weener?

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(no subject) - [info]jenniferjayde, 2006-03-23 01:09 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]oniglass
2006-03-23 03:37 am UTC (link)
Paula is a crazy bitch.

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[info]caramelbrasil
2006-03-23 03:37 am UTC (link)
She's just mad because no one cares about her anymore.

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[info]anniexkillyou
2006-03-23 03:04 pm UTC (link)
agreed, completely.

oh and, ICON LOVE.

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[info]audreyshaped
2006-03-23 03:39 am UTC (link)
Haha, did anyone else notice how one of her eyes was like, half shut and conveniently behind her bangs? She's sooooo far gone. I bet Simon just laughs at her.

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[info]twinklebella
2006-03-23 02:26 pm UTC (link)
yessssss! I was laughing at it through the whole show... It gradually got droopier!

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[info]slappytanker
2006-03-23 03:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but it's not like he's helping her at all. He's provoking her.

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[info]marianne88
2006-03-23 05:50 am UTC (link)
I love your icon.

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(no subject) - [info]jenniferjayde, 2006-03-23 01:09 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]luckycat014
2006-03-23 03:41 am UTC (link)
I think Simon's questioning of the price of beans is completely understandable.

I mean, we all need to consider the costs and benefits of buying beans.

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[info]kidviciousdonna
2006-03-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
hahahaha

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(no subject) - [info]touchofmascara, 2006-03-23 05:37 am UTC (Expand)

[info]punksaturn
2006-03-23 03:41 am UTC (link)
Hahaha, we were talking about this last night how FUCKED UP Paula is. She is ON something.

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[info]wunderaliceland
2006-03-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
PRICE OF BEANS? hahahahahaa

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[info]diamondsarelove
2006-03-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
What makes me mad is that she doesn't even judge on AI anymore. Her being there is completely pointless and a waste of money.

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[info]lisbonlovesjacq
2006-03-23 04:32 am UTC (link)
amen. I mean, I've only seen a few bits and pieces of episodes but it seems that all she does is say "that was great". Does she ever hold an actual opinion?

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(no subject) - [info]cek120980, 2006-03-23 05:53 am UTC (Expand)

[info]foreverbeingnow
2006-03-23 03:42 am UTC (link)
and she blamed emilio for being anorexic
and poor little chinese nail shop for nailfungus

she is infallible i guess.
ps. i don't watch ai, so i don't know anything about it.

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[info]kikimode
2006-03-23 04:35 am UTC (link)
hahah i remember hearing about that.. and the nail fungus hahah!!!

i just got my nails done...

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(no subject) - [info]guinastasia, 2006-03-23 08:37 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]dirrtymyke
2006-03-23 03:43 am UTC (link)
i hate her.

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[info]deani
2006-03-23 03:44 am UTC (link)
The beans thing is kinda fucked up, I'd get pretty damn bitchy too.

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[info]cuntfister
2006-03-23 03:48 am UTC (link)
he should tell her to 'flip his bick'

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[info]coldxxheritage
2006-03-23 03:47 am UTC (link)
Paula's a fucking druggie and she needs to die already. She's crazy.

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[info]fateorlate
2006-03-23 03:51 am UTC (link)
Paula/Simon = OTP.

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[info]motherginsberg
2006-03-23 03:56 am UTC (link)
OTP=?

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[info]williammiller
2006-03-23 03:51 am UTC (link)
That still doesn't explain her kooky comments: "You're... a shooting star and... you're.. -sigh-... you're just a breath of fresh air and... -smiles- you're just... amazing". I hate her stupid comments. When she's not making them she's just repeating what Randy said

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[info]clockinnow
2006-03-23 04:44 pm UTC (link)
exactly! girl can't even talk anymore.

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[info]_mrsoberst
2006-03-23 03:53 am UTC (link)
Simon is a rude, unintelligent, fleshy man who needs to stop buying shirts from baby gap because no one wants to see his nonexistent biceps. I personally feel sorry for Paula and really think she should switch with Randy. And perhaps stop whatever she's on but you know that's her own personal choice.

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[info]jenniferjayde
2006-03-23 01:10 pm UTC (link)
Simon might be "rude" for actually telling the truth, but he is definitely not unintelligent. Paula's an idiot.

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[info]rubberroomrange
2006-03-23 03:56 am UTC (link)
haha i love simon. paula bugs me major.

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[info]motherginsberg
2006-03-23 03:56 am UTC (link)
Damn I hope it's on YouTube.

I must be drunk because I laughed out loud at the price of beans thing.

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[info]verymad_affair
2006-03-23 05:12 am UTC (link)
Me, too!

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[info]degrassi_punka
2006-03-23 04:00 am UTC (link)
Shes a pothead lol.

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[info]entelodont
2006-03-23 04:09 am UTC (link)
Well, who doesn't want to pick on pathetic pill-poppers on national television?

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