NICOLD HEARTED SNAKE ([info]orbitalocularit) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2004-11-19 15:44:00
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Old Saint Nick Never Looked So Whipped


Apparently the are they aren't they not-so-Newlyweds are still convincing the whole freakin' world that they are crazy in love, and what better way to do so than by airing a Christmas Special, which, judging by the photos, looks more like an hour long infomercial for Jessica's Dessert line and a Where Are They Now for the now defunct boy-band, 98 Degrees.

Obviously Nick is still totally whipped by the Simpson poontang because other than Jessica's forcing him to wear really terrible sweaters, Nick (or any man) has absolutely no reason to look like he just stepped out of a Softer Side of Sears advertisement. None!

And lastly, I think we can tell which 98 Degree-er went the Joey Fatone route by gaining a hundred tons of weight. Sweet! (The pictures are kinda huge-ass, by the way) PICTURES FIXED!












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[info]sourgrapez
2004-11-19 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if Nick is wearing those sweaters in a desperate attempt to up his career....as the new Mr. Rogers

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[info]orbitalocularit
2004-11-19 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Jessica was probably like, "Nicccck, I don't want any other girls to know you are so totally fucking ripped under these outfits I chose for you, so DO IT OKAY, or my dad will take you off the payroll!"

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(no subject) - [info]sourgrapez, 2004-11-19 09:20 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]emotionriot, 2004-11-20 12:14 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]calaveras, 2004-11-20 12:42 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]aprilbegins, 2004-11-19 09:26 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]_bizarre_kid_, 2004-11-19 09:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]xetes, 2004-11-20 03:36 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]metalheavy, 2004-11-20 01:49 pm UTC (Expand)
fswdf
[info]abbeyloner54
2004-11-19 08:48 pm UTC (link)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/heartsbreakme/Ohgod2.jpg

PROBABLYfucked up that html.

but... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[info]thegirlyounv
2004-11-19 08:49 pm UTC (link)
those sweaters are god aweful

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[info]scottage_cheese
2004-11-19 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Looks like Justin's been hanging out with Devon Sawa.

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[info]comeseekme
2004-11-19 08:49 pm UTC (link)
went the Joey Fatone route by gaining a hundred tons of weight

lmao. love it.

the third pic is kinda cute minus her horrid boots.

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[info]renaissancekat
2004-11-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Oof, those other LFO, er, 98 degrees boys are fug.

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[info]mkcouture
2004-11-19 08:51 pm UTC (link)
he looks SO happy to be dressed as santa haha

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[info]orbitalocularit
2004-11-19 08:56 pm UTC (link)
I like how his frat boy hair is still peeking out of the cap.

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(no subject) - [info]save, 2004-11-19 09:33 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]_comeundone
2004-11-19 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I cannot stand her.

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[info]xtcdreamz
2004-11-19 09:55 pm UTC (link)
why?

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(no subject) - [info]_comeundone, 2004-11-20 12:09 am UTC (Expand)

[info]hebrokeaway
2004-11-19 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Santa Clause is dead.

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what
[info]_bizarre_kid_
2004-11-19 09:56 pm UTC (link)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Re: what - [info]_redd0llshoes, 2004-11-20 04:24 am UTC (Expand)

[info]ranata
2004-11-19 08:57 pm UTC (link)
it's ridiculous how absolutely adorable they are with each other and don't get me wrong,they annoy the shit out of me.

the special was already taped before all this bullshit about the stripper and them breaking up. it's not gonna happen.

and i so will not be watching this fake ass sonny and cher special. looks like an hour worth of crap singing and duets..

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[info]xtcdreamz
2004-11-19 09:56 pm UTC (link)
i know. they make me sick sometimes

it's like ... it' s Nick's ONLY chance of holding on to any fame that me might still have

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[info]_vacantchair
2004-11-19 08:58 pm UTC (link)
what the fuck is with that second picture? it makes me want to spew. well, all of them make me want to spew, but the second... moreso.

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[info]tigerboy25
2004-11-20 01:58 am UTC (link)
LMAO
nick is like, "just fucking take the picture already..."

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[info]katedarling
2004-11-19 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I think they look cute. Im seriously doubting that Jessica picked those sweaters out. Its a tv show and they are celebrities, I doubt they picked out their own clothes... But if i was getting paid what they probably are for that speical, I'd wear just about anything.

And Joey isn't fat!! He was just always a bit chubby. Either way, hes adorable.

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[info]turkeybeer
2004-11-19 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Did anyone watch the first one? What was that like?

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[info]shetheliving
2004-11-19 09:02 pm UTC (link)
absolutely terrible. it was extremely hokey, but they seemed to be thinking that they were actually doing something good.
and the singing bad, too.

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[info]heavenallaround
2004-11-19 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I don't think he looks fat at all. And I think they're happy.

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[info]save
2004-11-19 09:39 pm UTC (link)

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i bet - [info]_bizarre_kid_, 2004-11-19 09:57 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mgo, 2004-11-19 10:00 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]heavenallaround, 2004-11-19 10:43 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lacebound
2004-11-19 09:05 pm UTC (link)
she looks so glamourous in 1 & 3. Nick always ends up looking like an unknown model in pictures with her.

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[info]dirtynessa
2004-11-19 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I think those sweaters are cute! Minus the crazy one with the dessert line.

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[info]save
2004-11-19 09:37 pm UTC (link)
The last sweater makes me feel that if Jessica were to turn around, he would start making out with whatever man was in his reach.

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(no subject) - [info]calaveras, 2004-11-20 12:38 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sheplaysguitar
2004-11-19 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Ugh. Nick is icky.

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[info]lolita_complex
2004-11-19 09:14 pm UTC (link)
that last sweater is just toooooo much... the neck!!!

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[info]mhmmm
2004-11-19 09:14 pm UTC (link)
poor justin. he was always the one wearing wifebeaters while the other members were shirtless in music videos.

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[info]lovelysometimes
2004-11-19 09:17 pm UTC (link)
let me tell you guys.

that desert stuff is nasty.

once esin and i were in sephora and was like oooh let's try. this.

he licked it and almost died. i swear. okay exaggeration. he didn't almost die but it was sick stuff.

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[info]xtcdreamz
2004-11-19 09:58 pm UTC (link)
yeah ... i dont like it either

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[info]ifyouputiton
2004-11-19 09:19 pm UTC (link)
texans don't wear sweaters!

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[info]nextworldwar
2004-11-19 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh yes we do, yank:






We just try and chew them off of our bodies really really quickly before we die of heatstroke..


...eh, at least that's what I do. Hee.

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(no subject) - [info]geekinlove, 2004-11-20 02:59 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]bobbye
2004-11-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
I still really like them, hahaha

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[info]aprilbegins
2004-11-19 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Hi Jeff Timmons! *thumbs up to you!*

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[info]modernreptile
2004-11-19 09:24 pm UTC (link)
The first pic is really adorable, but my god... poor Nick and those sweaters. Someone get him to H&M, stat!

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[info]loveinajar
2004-11-19 09:27 pm UTC (link)
is it me or does jessica look like shes lost alot of weight

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[info]yummiest_nickel
2004-11-19 09:28 pm UTC (link)
she has. it's for her role as daisy duke so she's been training extra hard

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