KEVIN FUKKIN FEDERLINE ([info]rusk) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-02-26 18:06:00
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DAVID BECKHAM IN "I'M STUPIDER THAN A SIX YEAR OLD LOL" SHOCKER!


LONDON (Reuters) - Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.

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[info]gouache
2006-02-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I'd understand if his kid was 13 or 14 in 8th or 9th grade.. but six years old? That's Kindergarden/first grade math. *_* What a tard.

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[info]dawniky
2006-02-26 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Brooklyn's in Year 2 actually as he's seven next month (British school system. Not sure how he does it in Spain), but still.

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(no subject) - [info]colette_2000, 2006-02-27 07:32 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]vivaciousend
2006-02-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
ROFLES AND MAPLOL SYRUP

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[info]merkin_muffley
2006-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Hello Shaun!

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(no subject) - [info]mouseykins1, 2006-02-26 07:52 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]phreakelove, 2006-02-26 10:20 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]havewantneed, 2006-02-26 10:14 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]stephmachine, 2006-02-26 10:55 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]geanjenie
2006-02-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me a blogger put in Beckham saying "teached" at school.

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[info]furry_footed
2006-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Nope. He actually said that in an interview.

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(no subject) - [info]dimpled, 2006-02-26 06:31 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]static___radio
2006-02-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

HAHA "what i was teached"

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[info]will_2001
2006-02-26 10:49 pm UTC (link)
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

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[info]autophanous
2006-02-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Teached?

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[info]merkin_muffley
2006-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
"what I was teached"

lol, bless him.

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[info]dimpled
2006-02-26 06:31 pm UTC (link)
ROFL!

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[info]_ladymadonna
2006-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I wonder what he's smoking.

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[info]dannong
2006-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
More Beckham posts!! MORE MORE MORE

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[info]merkin_muffley
2006-02-26 06:48 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]knivey
2006-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, he is from Essex.

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[info]planetcrush
2006-02-27 05:13 am UTC (link)
Oh God! Is he from Basildon?

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(no subject) - [info]knivey, 2006-02-27 05:29 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]colette_2000, 2006-02-27 07:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]knivey, 2006-02-28 05:31 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]likewo
2006-02-26 06:25 pm UTC (link)
he's totally in mensa

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[info]stephmachine
2006-02-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
lmaonaise

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[info]soviets
2006-02-26 06:26 pm UTC (link)
HAHA.

There is no excuse for saying "teached". Are you a member of society, David?

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[info]dissention_1
2006-02-26 06:26 pm UTC (link)
He looks like Max Headroom in that photo. Yikes.

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[info]pangea_tongue
2006-02-26 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Those cornrows are too tight for his brain to function properly.

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[info]inthestill
2006-02-26 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Nothing like what they used to teached. Indeed.

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*~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~
[info]hejida
2006-02-26 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~
[info]merkin_muffley
2006-02-26 06:49 pm UTC (link)
lol, the cherub's legs on his right arm looks like a willy

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Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]not_on_weekends, 2006-02-26 06:56 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]sweetarte, 2006-02-26 08:41 pm UTC (Expand)
HATE - [info]rusk, 2006-02-26 06:59 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: HATE - [info]elevatoraffairs, 2006-02-26 07:09 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: HATE - [info]rusk, 2006-02-26 07:10 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]thruyourveins, 2006-02-26 07:37 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]thruyourveins, 2006-02-26 07:38 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]hejida, 2006-02-26 09:28 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]rockinsocks, 2006-02-26 11:04 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]burnthroughyou2, 2006-02-26 08:30 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: *~*~~who cares how smart he is~ i would still bang him*~*~*~ - [info]york_charlotte, 2006-02-26 11:26 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]k_mcdougall23
2006-02-26 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Who cares if he's dumb, the man is fine. As long as he knows where to stick it and where to lick it, I'm willing to excuse his low IQ.

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[info]brice_de_nice
2006-02-26 06:43 pm UTC (link)
where to stick it and where to lick it

You are a true poet, your words bring tears to my eyes.

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(no subject) - [info]lenchik, 2006-02-26 07:02 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lovedhurtlost, 2006-02-26 07:23 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]havewantneed, 2006-02-26 10:15 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lillithowl
2006-02-26 06:31 pm UTC (link)
He's dumb as a rock and has an awful wife, but bless his heart he sure is pretty.

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[info]so_scouse
2006-02-26 06:32 pm UTC (link)
he has the money so who cares.

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[info]dimpled
2006-02-26 06:32 pm UTC (link)
At least he has his looks.

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OH. MY. GOD.
[info]lovedhurtlost
2006-02-26 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Why would he admit that? That is hilarious.

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Re: OH. MY. GOD.
[info]hangthemj
2006-02-26 07:05 pm UTC (link)
I know! What would make you think it was a good idea to admit that in an interview?

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Re: OH. MY. GOD. - [info]lovedhurtlost, 2006-02-26 07:14 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]bunny_tsukino
2006-02-26 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Good thing he is hot. He is like a trophy hubby :P

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[info]dawniky
2006-02-26 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Like she'd be any more help.

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[info]mouseykins1
2006-02-26 07:53 pm UTC (link)
DIMPLES.

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(no subject) - [info]angelie, 2006-02-27 05:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]dawniky, 2006-02-27 05:42 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]cathy105
2006-02-26 06:44 pm UTC (link)
dude how scary is it that victoria is the smart one

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[info]rusk
2006-02-26 06:51 pm UTC (link)
oh god iawtc. i hope they have smart nannies :(

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[info]not_on_weekends
2006-02-26 06:55 pm UTC (link)
These kids and their difficult addition and subtraction! In my day, we just had to worry about walking to school 10 miles in 25 foot snow!! And we had no need to change words to reflect past tense. Oh! And back then we didn't have calculators or these confuzzled computers! You lucky whippersnappers!

Ahahahaha.

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[info]rockinsocks
2006-02-26 11:06 pm UTC (link)
WITH NO SHOES. You can't forget that detail!

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(no subject) - [info]not_on_weekends, 2006-02-27 02:41 pm UTC (Expand)

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