ohnotheydidnt: "I'm Really Sorry, But Fashion Has No Mercy"

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@ 2006-01-15 00:18:00

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"I'm Really Sorry, But Fashion Has No Mercy"
Project Catwalk 1x01

So you may have heard about Project ~~Runway~~ Catwalk? Yep, the UK version of the fashionable reality hit – with no less than Liz Hurley on host duties.

You bet it is...

But don't whip a tit out!

The first challenge was to create a ready to wear garment for a garden party – and use supplies purchased from the equivalent of a Home Depet at the cost of a mere 50 quid.

Project Catwalk 1x01

Winner! Gorgeous back detail on this piece.

Loser! This guy was crazy. He was hard to understand, and everything he said was pretty bizarre. Quite comical, actually. The actual dress is a genuine WTF moment, as you can tell!

When your ass is literally grass.

Project Catwalk 1x01

A deep conversation on the subject of who's gay. For one, see below.

"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes." - Larry David.

Poor Mom's hung over after some late-night bonding.

And lastly, the cute guy. A (seemingly) talented one, at that! ;)

Consider me hooked.

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	_worldsamess 2006-01-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Sup law suit. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	crushdmb 2006-01-15 07:12 am UTC (link)
	why? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	lackofcolores 2006-01-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
	wow, that guy in the red is cute. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	miumiu49 2006-01-15 05:43 am UTC (link)
	he is =P yum~~~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	londonaster 2006-01-15 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Damnit! I wish I was still in England to watch this. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	a_raven_rogue 2006-01-15 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Me too :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thefinalchariot 2006-01-15 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I would say that Liz Hurley looked good if I didn't know what a cunt she was. (Reply to this)

	_endofthered 2006-01-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	That guy's face is so perfectly round, I can't stop staring at it :\| (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	jezemel 2006-01-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
	It's so freakish. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alimart 2006-01-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	did we ever find out who her baby's daddy was? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hahaha alexanderwolf 2006-01-15 06:55 am UTC (link)
	That's brilliant how you remember that. It was such a funny debacle to read about. I thought it ended up being Steve Bing though? Also funny: the who's who line up of the baby's godfathers. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	lovenadia 2006-01-15 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Dear Liz, Put your tits away. kthanks. (Reply to this)

	ilost_themoon 2006-01-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	liz hurley is such a bitch. & her titties look weird (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_blue_dahlia 2006-01-15 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	weird = saggy (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teenagepolitics 2006-01-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	This was an awesome post. I live in Canada and so did not watch it, but I feel as if I were there. Amazing (and I laughed, too!) Definitely do more of these posts! :-) (Reply to this)

	williammiller 2006-01-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	I was watching some show on VH1 today (that 100 Greatest Hollywood bodies) or whatever and they were talking about how beautiful Liz Hurley is. I'm sorry, but she's honestly so plain looking. There's nothing striking about her. (Reply to this)

	sydnay 2006-01-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Cute red guy reminds me of a less-stoned Robert Pattinson, though he doesn't quite match the hotness. (Reply to this)

	pangea_tongue 2006-01-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
	hahaha what a kick ass challenge. (Reply to this)

	madbiscuit 2006-01-15 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Where are you downloading it from? I'm looking for it. :( It's lame being American. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	mouseykins1 2006-01-15 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Hosting a fasion show - farming.... What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	madbiscuit 2006-01-15 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Pffft. Who says you can't work your crops in a 20K couture gown! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_cuzilikeit 2006-01-15 05:33 am UTC (link)
	she looks shes dropping a very mad F-bomb in that first pic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	haha alexanderwolf 2006-01-15 06:53 am UTC (link)
	It does! But really, she is just saying fabulous, with a highly exaggerated F sound. haha (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lisbonlovesjacq 2006-01-15 05:39 am UTC (link)
	they all should've just bought really nice curtains. assuming they sell curtains there like they do at the home depots here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pangea_tongue 2006-01-15 05:40 am UTC (link)
	I would have preferred the duct tape + astroturf combination. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	kidviciousdonna 2006-01-15 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Ew, I'm sorry you guys have to watch her as a host (Reply to this)

	kelleynicole 2006-01-15 05:41 am UTC (link)
	hahaha i love larry david's comment. it's so true. Poor Mom's hung over after some late-night bonding. that lady reminds me of mirah. and that last guy is kind of cute, especially in the first picture. he kind of reminds me of owen pallett, but when he [owen] looks cute. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thekatiefactor 2006-01-15 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, he does look a bit like Owen. I need to get around to actually listening to some Final Fantasy... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dorkus_amorkus 2006-01-15 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Elizabeth looks like Adrienne Curry. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reverberates 2006-01-15 05:48 am UTC (link)
	ya! a little, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rocksee 2006-01-15 05:48 am UTC (link)
	This looks like a better version of PR. I \|REALLY\| want to see this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	la_nina 2006-01-15 05:53 am UTC (link)
	It pretty much looks the same. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)