ohnotheydidnt: popozão!

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grushka) wrote in

ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2006-01-01 14:11:00

popozão!

(not his album cover, picture from L'Uomo Vogue)

As many of you already know, "popozão" is a slang for "big ass" in Brazil. It's been disseminated by funk/miami bass music, which is very popular in the poor communities of Rio de Janeiro. Most of the songs objectify women with very crude lyrics. The funk parties are known for their scantily clad women dancing in a very sexy way (the "popozudas"). In summary, it just screams LOW CLASS.

This is the famous funk "singer", Tati Quebra-Barraco, and one of her most innocent lyrics goes something like "put it in my mouth, put it in my face, put it wherever you want":

With that said, please feel free to fill in the blanks of Kevin Federline's "PopoZao". I can't understand most of it!

PopoZao

-random bitch in heat sounds-

??? on me, baby
??? on me

gatinha sai do chão
vai descendo o popozão
(hot girl, jump up and down
shake your big ass to the floor)

in portuguese it means bring your ass
on the floor and move it real fast
I wanna see your kitty and a little bit of titty
wanna know where I go when I'm in your city
girl don't you worry about all the dough
coz a cat is coming straight out of the know (?)
ready rock them shows all the way to Rio (?)

bring that brazil booty on the floor
up, down, all around
work that shit to this funky sound
wanna see what I'm gonna owe
vai descendo o popozão

??? on me, baby
??? on me

po po po po
popozão popozão

gatinha sai do chão
vai descendo o popozão

??? on me, baby
??? on me

po po po po
popozão popozão

I wanna see some popozão!

po po po po
popozão popozão

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	kubsisnuts 2006-01-01 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	LORD HELP US ALL (Reply to this)

	cactus_jess 2006-01-01 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	um nice. (Reply to this)

	bikinifetish 2006-01-01 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. LOL. I wish I had sound on my computer. DAMN. (Reply to this)

	herocksdude 2006-01-01 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	SHE'S UGLY! (Reply to this)

	beautifiers 2006-01-01 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	No wonder why it sounded like fuckin' gibberish.. Although I'm sure the Portuguese language is much more pretty than this given example. Oh god now I have to listen to it again fdskjlfsd (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	conchitabanana 2006-01-01 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	WAIT ... kevin is singing in portuguese in this song? ugh ... he now makes me ashamed to be portuguese. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	telegram_ 2006-01-01 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck. How many albums are there called, "To Whom It May Concern?" Ew. Just, ew. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	dawniky 2006-01-01 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Lisa Marie Presley The Bee Gees I think Creed had a song called that ...? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	100_reasons 2006-01-01 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	I burned my retinas and now I just lost some of my IQ. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	fatesarchitect 2006-01-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Try bleach. It might not help with the IQ, but at least it'll clean your brain out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	in_overdrive 2006-01-01 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	mandy0x 2006-01-01 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	sup 2003 (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	_ochre 2006-01-01 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD. MY EYES!! THE BULGE!!@!@Y&@%^ I just saw Mariah Carey with those thighs in that short thing and now this?!?@$ (Reply to this)

	lesmile 2006-01-01 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	The worst part of this is the fact that he's going to be EVERYWHERE now. More so than before. He's the Y2K God was going to dish out on us 6 years ago. No, please Jesus. WE'LL BE GOOD. WE'LL BE GOOD. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dapheduck 2006-01-01 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	woah, its feels so weird that all that Y2K craziness happened 6 whole years ago. feels like it happened last year or something. /randomness (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kittykannibal 2006-01-01 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	is that picture the actual cd cover???? eeeewwwwww (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_xoheiressxo_ 2006-01-01 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	READ. CAN NOBODY EFFIN READ ANYMORE?! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	lawsofeden 2006-01-01 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I hope he gets a Grammy for this one. (Reply to this)

	lekinzdog 2006-01-01 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	lulz at this post! (Reply to this)

	sndr 2006-01-01 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Holy agony. (Reply to this)

	_ladymadonna 2006-01-01 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's an intelligent song. Almost as intelligent as "you make me want to La La" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iheartapes 2006-01-01 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	They need to do a duet. Kevin just needs to do an entire album of duets with others who are famous-by-association. I would buy that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rachelectronic 2006-01-01 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my gawd y'all (Reply to this)

	schoolnurse 2006-01-01 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I wanna see your kitty and a little bit of titty Brilliant ! ! !! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	LOL~ thegossipist 2006-01-02 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Wonder if thats the first thing he said to Britney?? NICCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE Kev, REAL nice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	starcrossedkiss 2006-01-01 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	so much wrong in this post I think as a community, we are all in this together and ready for the invasion of kevin... we've been ready for awhile now...we need to just sit back and let the rest of the world catch up with us.... and hopefully watch the worst train wreck of all time (Reply to this)

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	neukoln 2006-01-01 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	As a brazilian I want to kill K-Fed slowly. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	myperfectdreams 2006-01-01 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	I completely agree haha (Reply to this) (Parent)

	roadsideromance 2006-01-01 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's great. (Reply to this)

	rinnywee 2006-01-01 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	What a fantastic role model for his son... (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	annshine 2006-01-01 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Which one? Doesn't he have three or four kids now? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	mrspadfoot 2006-01-01 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	F - - See me after class, K-Fed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mindlessdork 2006-01-01 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	For...a nice spanking? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jdark 2006-01-01 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	'Sup K'Fed, your drive by shooting needs you. (Reply to this)

	durkle 2006-01-01 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	that cover just has gay written all over it. (Reply to this)

	annshine 2006-01-01 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	I can't believe he's seriously going to release this crap. It's just so wrong. (Reply to this)