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London's Halloween night on the town








Apparently, Katie and Alex forgot to dress up for Halloween and came as themselves




He's been pictured in saucy schoolmistress garb and Jordan's gold lamé leotard - but Alex Reid revealed his most outrageous cross-dressing outfit to date last night, when he donned stockings and suspenders.

The muscle-bound cage fighter teamed his barely-there bra and g-string with a fishnet smock, knee-high patent boots and a jaunty little hat.

He didn't skimp on the slap either, with poorly applied scarlet lippy and smoky eyes - and a box of cigarettes resourcefully stuffed down his bra.

Katie Price, meanwhile, poured her money-spinning assets into a black PVC one-piece, with red leopard print stockings and a matching mask, tail and gloves.

The classy duo were partying at the fourth annual BloodLust ball - a famously debauched Halloween charity do held in Hampton Court House.

Meanwhile, Katie has reportedly stepped up the security at her stables after threats were made to butcher her horses.

The sinister threats were posted on a cage-fighting website, and were aimed at both Reid and the horses.

Reid has come under fire for bringing the sport into disrepute, and according to the Sunday Mirror, the message read: 'Alex, stop wearing mixed martial arts t-shirts or I'll kill one of Jordan's horses. Alex give it up - everyone f***ing hates you.'
Reid informed the police, who visited him on Friday night. Officers are now set to visit the stables in Bolney, Sussex, tomorrow.

When rumours first began to swirl about Reid's predilection for cross-dressing, they were quickly dismissed as false.
But in an interview with OK! magazine, the 34-year-old admitted: 'It's a bit of fun. I've dressed up as a woman and it's a laugh.

Model Emma B was also in attendance, while last year Princess Beatrice caused a stir by showing up with her boyfriend in tow.


Scary: (L-R) Emma B went as a vampire, Alicia Douvall as a ghost from the French Revolution, hostess Hofit Golan wore a tiny pink outfit, while socialite Henry Conway was a vampire


Meanwhile, across town, the Harry Potter cast teamed up for their own party at the appropriately named Harry's Bar in Mayfair.

Daniel Radcliffe appeared too shy to wear his costume in public and arrived at the party in normal clothes, carrying his spooky attire in a bag.
His co-star Rupert Grint looked sinister as he turned up as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange.
Also in attendance was Potter baddie Ton Felton as a Ghostbuster, with his girlfriend Jade Olivia looking like a sexy Cruella De Vil.



A short distance away, The Saturdays singer Vanessa White combined the annual holiday with her 20th birthday party.



Ghoulish birthday: The Saturdays singer Vanessa White (left) was carried to her taxi by boyfriend Adam Chandler, while bandmate Una Healy looked 'bloody marvellous' with her beau Ben Foden

The pint-sized singer was dressed as Cleopatra, while her boyfriend Adam Chandler - from X Factor 2007 group Futureproof, was dressed as a old fishwife.
While bandmate Rochelle Wiseman kept to the Hallowe'en theme as a Ghostbuster, blonde Mollie King dressed as a Baywatch castmember.
Una Healy and her rugby player boyfriend Ben Foden arrived as a pair of vampires, while Frankie Sandford and her McFly beau Dougie Poynter looked like extras from a high school horror movie in their bloody school uniforms.



High school horror: Frankie Sandford and McFly boyfriend Dougie Poynter looked like extras from a teen horror film 

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