ohnotheydidnt: Jessica Alba into the Blue Esquire Magaz

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orbitalocularit) wrote in

ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2005-10-13 01:26:00

Jessica Alba into the ~~Blue~~ Esquire Magazine. Hands...into the underpants. How about that Secretary redux? Eh eh eh?

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	finalwarning 2005-10-13 05:28 am UTC (link)
	wtf is that last one? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	allfourseasons 2005-10-13 05:28 am UTC (link)
	The worst Marilyn impersonation EVER. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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thismallory, 2005-10-13 11:32 am UTC (Expand)

	allfourseasons 2005-10-13 05:28 am UTC (link)
	She is so going to be in Playboy (if she hasn't already)... (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	parkingmeters 2005-10-13 05:28 am UTC (link)
	she's really anti nudity. well, full nudity, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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psycho_analyse, 2005-10-13 07:10 am UTC (Expand)

	_mathlete 2005-10-13 05:28 am UTC (link)
	most of these pics - YES YES YES. the first one, though...NO NO NO. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	finalwarning 2005-10-13 05:30 am UTC (link)
	http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/314/file00724cv5vj.jpg mmmm (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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_mathlete, 2005-10-13 05:32 am UTC (Expand)

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lilibeth, 2005-10-13 05:44 am UTC (Expand)

	halfwaytree 2005-10-13 05:30 am UTC (link)
	wow that doesn't look like her at all (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theredwolf 2005-10-13 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	iawtc... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hicadoola 2005-10-13 05:30 am UTC (link)
	why the crap does every celebrity and their bitch think they can get away with impersonating marilyn?? i don't think so, jerks! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	zombieskank 2005-10-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
	celebrities are like puppets, I think its mostly airhead photographers that come up with this crap. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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misatojaganshi, 2005-10-13 06:39 pm UTC (Expand)

	lexislee20 2005-10-13 05:31 am UTC (link)
	secretary is such an awesome movie - that picture of her is pretty cool (Reply to this)

	lisbonlovesjacq 2005-10-13 05:31 am UTC (link)
	She's got some wonky-ass eye makeup on the cover. And I just want to kill every actress that does the damn Monroe thing. No, just stop. Stop trying, stop breathing. (Reply to this)

	shiver_shiver 2005-10-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	i look just like her (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	shiver_shiver 2005-10-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	woops nvm (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	zupgiusto 2005-10-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	eh these are really shitty (Reply to this)

	jusdayne 2005-10-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	maggie does it better :-P (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	srrh 2005-10-13 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	yes (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	shrewtee 2005-10-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I didn't realize Jessica was the Secretary kind of girl. That's really cute, even if she did basically call Maggie dorky looking...which is true. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	she_said_ew 2005-10-13 06:46 am UTC (link)
	even thought at first glance her comments seem derisive and concieted, I think she is spot on about how the movie wouldn't have worked if they cast a typically sexy type girl in the role. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	entelodont 2005-10-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
	When you said "hands... into the underpants", I though, aw man, she's picking her ass again? There must be gold in them thar hills. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_mathlete 2005-10-13 05:34 am UTC (link)
	ahahhaHAHAahhahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	robertgarret 2005-10-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
	she totally looks like Natalie Wood in the Gypsy one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	she_criez 2005-10-13 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking the same thing (Reply to this) (Parent)

	angeleyes8410 2005-10-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Why did she do the Secretary thing?! Damn she bugs me so much!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	orbitalocularit 2005-10-13 05:35 am UTC (link)
	She picked movies she liked. Or was that rhetorical? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	gasping 2005-10-13 05:34 am UTC (link)
	the pics are boring but shes got a nice ass body. (Reply to this)

	nae_trews 2005-10-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
	This how much of a loser I am: Jessica Alba + Sondheim reference = ORGASM. Lulz, why do the boys never call me? :***( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shibaiko 2005-10-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
	icon looove. assassins = best ever. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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shibaiko, 2005-10-13 05:56 am UTC (Expand)

	radioface 2005-10-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
	why is she perfect. i want her to fall on her face and get up and HAVE MY NOSE (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	orbitalocularit 2005-10-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
	HAHAH Girl, please. You're cuteeeeeee. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	ex_oldwhores146 2005-10-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Um, those are fucking lame. The "Secretary" and Marilyn ones bug me more than any of them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	evenifitsunday 2005-10-13 06:13 am UTC (link)
	iawtc and <3<3 rufus!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	killthepta 2005-10-13 05:41 am UTC (link)
	I love her so much. (Reply to this)

	run_atreyu 2005-10-13 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Hee, the cover cracks me up. "So, I just stand here...and hold shells? Alrighty." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lexislee20 2005-10-13 05:48 am UTC (link)
	hahahaha i thought the same thing! :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pennyxlane 2005-10-13 05:46 am UTC (link)
	GORGEOUS! god i love her. i wish i looked like her/had her body (Reply to this)

	wanderingstar84 2005-10-13 05:47 am UTC (link)
	She's usually so beautifuly but ahhh I don't like this shoot, too much eye make up for one...makes her look weird! (Reply to this)

	worldly_divine 2005-10-13 05:48 am UTC (link)
	god she's so hott. (Reply to this)

	DING! beckycore 2005-10-13 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Yes to Secretary and Gypsy. (Reply to this)

	mari_mari 2005-10-13 05:51 am UTC (link)
	aww, thanks for trying to ruin secretary for me alba. note to you, you're a terrible actress, and you should stop dressing up as parts that you would never get. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	dayslikethisone 2005-10-13 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	I agree 100% with yr comment. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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