vixenred24 ([info]vixenred24) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2009-07-11 11:37:00
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russell brand denies the firecrotch




Brand turns down sex

I NEVER thought I’d live to see the day that RUSSELL BRAND turned down a bit of bedroom action.But it is with regret that I bring you the news that my three times Bizarre Shagger Of The Year does in fact have a line which he is not prepared to cross.

 

The dandy funnyman is refusing to give the dinkle treatment to actress LINDSAY LOHAN.

Li-Lo has been trying to cosy up to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall star at various Hollywood parties over the last few weeks.

Her latest attempt at seducing Russ was at his new best friend P DIDDY’s annual White Party last weekend. But he politely declined her advances.

source

It's from The Sun so... grain of salt, everyone. Still, I'd love if this were true. Not only is it LOL-inducing but I don't want that particular ho (I say "particular" because everyone he dates or goes near is normally of the ho/skank nature) anywhere near my Russell Wussell, thank you very much.


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[info]witwicky
2009-07-11 04:19 pm UTC (link)
lol who'd have sex with her anyway :\

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[info]setfornine
2009-07-11 05:32 pm UTC (link)
your icon is so sexy

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(no subject) - [info]ms_firecrotch, 2009-07-11 09:44 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]discotherapyx, 2009-07-12 12:42 am UTC (Expand)

[info]abitobsessed
2009-07-11 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I'm reading his book(y wook) right now!
And, more on topic, if that's true, that's very funny.

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[info]jarexi
2009-07-11 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Lmao is it actually any good?

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(no subject) - [info]dirt_andpretty, 2009-07-11 10:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]abitobsessed, 2009-07-12 05:13 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]nymphadoratonks
2009-07-11 04:20 pm UTC (link)
i believe it

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[info]born2bbored
2009-07-11 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh please. As if. This originated in The Sun and they even called Lindsay a lesbian while trying to imply she was after Russell. Clearly not understanding the definition of 'lesbian'. He'd be all over it if she was willing.

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[info]so_bazaar
2009-07-11 04:25 pm UTC (link)
she has more diseases in her vagina than the entirity of america, so i doubt it.

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(no subject) - [info]born2bbored, 2009-07-11 04:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]memento, 2009-07-11 04:37 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]dirt_andpretty, 2009-07-11 10:35 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]indy788
2009-07-11 04:25 pm UTC (link)
lolol no one wants lindsay.

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[info]kikkai
2009-07-11 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Still think he's hot. I still can't shake that.

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[info]boltonlove
2009-07-11 04:54 pm UTC (link)
I thought he was so hot in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I just don't get it. I usually don't find guys like him attractive.

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[info]vixenred24
2009-07-11 04:28 pm UTC (link)
LJ you little fucker. wtf why is it doing that weird wrap around text like that? how do i fix this crap?

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[info]jazz_thieves
2009-07-11 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Dear Russell: I know you are a sex addict, but you can do better than Lohan. Love Jazz Thieves

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[info]traci
2009-07-11 04:30 pm UTC (link)
LOL you know your life is shit if even Russell Shagger Brand doesn't want to have sex with you.

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[info]vivavamp
2009-07-11 05:33 pm UTC (link)
"Today, Russell 'Shagger of the Year' Brand did not want to have sex with me. FML"

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[info]wikkidraven
2009-07-11 04:31 pm UTC (link)

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[info]misscrystal
2009-07-11 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Damn. Those are some British looking kids.

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(no subject) - [info]hey_mayonegg, 2009-07-11 06:14 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]chung_____chung
2009-07-11 04:31 pm UTC (link)
getting denied by Russel Brand is the truest indication you have hit rock bottom

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[info]born2bbored
2009-07-11 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Just as well The Sun made it up then.

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(no subject) - [info]chung_____chung, 2009-07-11 04:44 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]mrrob1088
2009-07-11 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Nice to know he has a limit of skankiness despite being such a ho himself :D

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[info]vivavamp
2009-07-11 05:34 pm UTC (link)
LOL.
He is a walking STD though.
A funny one...

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[info]renfieldette
2009-07-11 04:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm watching Russell right now. :) He's so dreamy and hilarious!

and I agree OP: keep her away from Russell <3

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[info]juanitatequila
2009-07-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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[info]vivavamp
2009-07-11 05:34 pm UTC (link)
LOL WTH

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[info]marsbarscars
2009-07-11 04:36 pm UTC (link)
they're both gross. D:

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[info]memento
2009-07-11 04:39 pm UTC (link)
She's a LESBIAN OMG!!!!! but she's hitting on Russell. Okay.

idc particularly about this but didn't ONTD ban The Sun as a source?

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[info]penny_love_lane
2009-07-11 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Bisexual

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[info]kriziasupernova
2009-07-11 04:41 pm UTC (link)
lol I would love for this to be true too. and I love it that Russell has ~standards~

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[info]dreamdate
2009-07-11 04:42 pm UTC (link)
i don't know what it is about that man but i'd totally hit it.

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[info]mistress_kizuna
2009-07-11 04:42 pm UTC (link)
I would take this with a grain of salt, but the thought of Russel Brand rejecting Lindsay is a very nice one indeed.

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[info]jerrivalentine
2009-07-11 04:44 pm UTC (link)
I believe it.

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i wouldn't if she hit these two.
[info]x0_number
2009-07-11 04:48 pm UTC (link)


i quote, chris trousdale claims lindsay has a hairy lip. trufax.

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Re: i wouldn't if she hit these two.
[info]xlickety_splitx
2009-07-11 05:07 pm UTC (link)
... That's quite a look Chris Trousdale has going on in that picture. D:

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Re: i wouldn't if she hit these two. - [info]x0_number, 2009-07-11 05:12 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]obstacle_8
2009-07-11 04:50 pm UTC (link)
I love you Russell, but I love Matt Morgan more.

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[info]sosinprogress
2009-07-11 04:57 pm UTC (link)
i miss matt. where's he at?

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(no subject) - [info]sosinprogress, 2009-07-11 04:58 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]obstacle_8, 2009-07-11 05:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]vixenred24, 2009-07-11 04:58 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]obstacle_8, 2009-07-11 05:13 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]vixenred24, 2009-07-11 05:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]soomka, 2009-07-11 06:27 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]jcchaser
2009-07-11 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Russell Brand gives me the skeevy jeebies: even looking at a picture of him makes me start to itch. Grosssss.

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[info]iown1000cats
2009-07-11 04:58 pm UTC (link)
lol

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[info]brukdejvis
2009-07-11 05:47 pm UTC (link)
LMAO

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[info]belle_chouette
2009-07-11 04:58 pm UTC (link)
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[info]penny_love_lane
2009-07-11 05:13 pm UTC (link)
I was just watching Clueless this morning!

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