Preesi Eutelmi ([info]preesi) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2009-07-11 10:37:00
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This Is Why Anderson Cooper Is Such a Prude



Gloria Vanderbilt, the gloriously upper-crusty society diva (and mother of Anderson Cooper), is 85-years-young, and to show how down she is with the kids, she has written a dirty book, Obsession. In this audio clip, she remains ever-so chic while discussing her lover's "caaaaaaawk" and just casually throws it out there that her "pussy will be throbbing, drum-like" as she eats around the rim of that caaaaaaawk. If you've ever had the urge to listen to your great-grandmother talk dirty to you, this is it.

Source: http://worldofwonder.net/2009/07/10/Little_Gloria_Swallows_at_last/
 

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[info]k0liverbby
2009-07-11 04:09 pm UTC (link)
that's just wrong lol

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[info]moviemadame
2009-07-11 08:43 pm UTC (link)


Wow ........................ Woah, I can't bring myself to listen to this.

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[info]jesustolemybike
2009-07-11 04:09 pm UTC (link)
O_O
i just came in here for some silver fox
but...there is none to be had..

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Here you go bb
[info]emcash
2009-07-11 04:55 pm UTC (link)
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Re: Here you go bb - [info]kinkynicky, 2009-07-12 03:18 am UTC (Expand)

[info]aglows
2009-07-11 04:10 pm UTC (link)
That's too weird.

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[info]sarcastic_apple
2009-07-11 04:10 pm UTC (link)
goddamn I was lured by anderson and then I couldn't stop reading...

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[info]hobnobofjoy
2009-07-11 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Me too, bb, me too.

And now my brain hurts.

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[info]ladyofshalott06
2009-07-11 04:11 pm UTC (link)
uhhh.... CREEPY. wtf.

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[info]prettysighs
2009-07-11 04:11 pm UTC (link)
D:

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[info]attheplaza
2009-07-11 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes TMI is just really TMI....

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[info]jmintmilano
2009-07-11 04:13 pm UTC (link)
she doesn't look natural, but she doesn't look 85 either....so good for her?

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[info]ellefleur
2009-07-11 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I would just die if I were him.

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[info]msfmb
2009-07-11 04:15 pm UTC (link)
hahahahahaha
caaawwwwkk.

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[info]moviemadame
2009-07-11 08:44 pm UTC (link)


That's an accurate description of how top drawer people talk, though. They all sound as though they have Tetanus.

In fact, their dialect is called "lock-jaw".

No joke!

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[info]hangthemj
2009-07-11 04:15 pm UTC (link)
oh man poor andy LOL

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[info]jewcifer
2009-07-11 04:15 pm UTC (link)

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[info]mynamesalyssa
2009-07-11 04:17 pm UTC (link)
perfect gif bb

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(no subject) - [info]ladyofshalott06, 2009-07-11 04:48 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]cluelessraf
2009-07-11 04:15 pm UTC (link)
She seems like that crazy mother that wants to seem hip and cool and be overly outrageous, embarrasing her kids. Poor Anderson, I can console him in my bed if he wants.

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[info]zutxalors
2009-07-11 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Somewhere out there in NYC, a certain silver fox is dying of embarrassment.

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[info]shegotaflavor
2009-07-11 06:23 pm UTC (link)
LMAOOO.

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[info]jedimistress16
2009-07-11 04:16 pm UTC (link)
She looks amazing, but DNW very elderly grandma sex stories. Poor Anderson! lol

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[info]kissmyeyes_x
2009-07-11 04:16 pm UTC (link)
WTF did i just listen to?

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[info]moniquerenae
2009-07-11 05:11 pm UTC (link)
ikr... it was all kinds of wrong rofl

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[info]getup_n_go
2009-07-11 04:17 pm UTC (link)
GROCE.

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[info]konvict_gaga
2009-07-11 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Um. I uh, I.

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk.

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[info]change_me
2009-07-11 04:18 pm UTC (link)
D:

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[info]breatheonit
2009-07-11 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Poor Anderson.

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[info]sorryteacups
2009-07-11 05:05 pm UTC (link)
right-click, save!

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(no subject) - [info]breatheonit, 2009-07-11 05:08 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sorryteacups, 2009-07-11 05:09 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]abiding, 2009-07-11 05:19 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lil_goldielocks, 2009-07-11 11:00 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]dnfrommn
2009-07-11 04:18 pm UTC (link)
I'm in class right now, and I can't wait to hear this over my lunch break. :)

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[info]birdscollide
2009-07-11 05:36 pm UTC (link)
not sure i can recommend this

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[info]anony_mouse19
2009-07-11 04:18 pm UTC (link)
omg. D:
poor Anderson,i'd be so embarrassed.

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[info]bravetoaster42
2009-07-11 04:20 pm UTC (link)
I need this even less than Kevin Smith's x-rated tweets. Which is to say not at all.

Is it possible to vomit and laugh at the same time?

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[info]zombiebunny
2009-07-11 06:20 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha. Just don't breathe in to laugh or you'll choke and die.

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(no subject) - [info]seasons_of_mist, 2009-07-12 04:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bravetoaster42, 2009-07-12 04:39 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]thetwilight
2009-07-11 04:20 pm UTC (link)
i had no idea she was his mother

you really do learn something new erryday

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[info]dotdot123dot
2009-07-11 04:21 pm UTC (link)
you know man if i were anderson cooper i'd just mooch off my mom's money and just look at myself in the mirror all day. kudos to him for actually making something out of his life, unlike some other heirs i can think of

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[info]hrh_kim
2009-07-11 04:43 pm UTC (link)
IAWTCSFM.

Then again, maybe he just saw his mother and was like, "I'm so outta here"--only in a classier, more intelligent way

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(no subject) - [info]sailor_lal, 2009-07-11 05:43 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]valentinababy, 2009-07-11 06:10 pm UTC (Expand)

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