ohnotheydidnt: They're Still Not There to Make Friends...

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@ 2009-07-11 02:42:00

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reality show, reality show celebrity

They're Still Not There to Make Friends...
The Year in "I'm Not Here to Make Friends!"

A year ago today, I posted my supercut of people saying various iterations of "I'm not here to make friends" over and over and over again on reality TV. So much has changed since then -- Obama became president, the sinking economy went belly up, Sarah Palin became queen of her own ass, then sank, then went belly up, etc. And yet, as the video above (containing examples of my most favorite of televised cliches that have been uttered in the time since the first video) proves, they've also stayed much the same.

Original video is below, in case you don't know what I'm talking about.

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	frecklefacedlad 2009-07-11 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Rich is brilliant, end of story. (Reply to this)

	santodomingoes 2009-07-11 06:46 am UTC (link)
	I want to go on a reality show to state that i am there solely to make friends. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	h0tfuss 2009-07-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Go on Paris Hilton's BFF and say that. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	h0tfuss 2009-07-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
	I NEED DAISY OF LOVE SPOILERS I CAN'T STAND IT. CAN LONDON FUCK ME STUPID? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ant_flow 2009-07-11 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Daisy dies. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	salacious_pop 2009-07-11 06:48 am UTC (link)
	I love how that phrase almost always means "I'm a histrionic shitbag." (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	stephbass 2009-07-11 06:52 am UTC (link)
	lol nice one (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lovedforaday 2009-07-11 06:48 am UTC (link)
	i ain't here to make friends, i'm here to comment on bullshit celebrity gossip (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fromwayoutside 2009-07-11 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Me too! If I was here to make friends, you and I could be BBFs! But since neither of us are here for friends, we can only comment! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nastypceofwork 2009-07-11 06:49 am UTC (link)
	lol @ people who say that. You're meant to PRETEND to want to be friends with everyone then screw them over at the end, duh (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ledgers 2009-07-11 06:55 am UTC (link)
	That's always my philosophy in life~ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	cameronic_soul 2009-07-11 06:49 am UTC (link)
	I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS, SO FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MY FRIEND. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohhkathleen 2009-07-11 08:08 am UTC (link)
	I'm just here to meet some guys to bang. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	medranochav 2009-07-11 06:49 am UTC (link)
	old. but funny. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mattchew03 2009-07-11 06:50 am UTC (link)
	No, not old. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	thughug 2009-07-11 06:50 am UTC (link)
	ONTD, what reality shows do you watch? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	h0tfuss 2009-07-11 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Rock/Daisy of Love ANTM BFF (Reply to this) (Parent)

	h0tfuss 2009-07-11 06:50 am UTC (link)
	So like, he's into fisting? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ant_flow 2009-07-11 06:54 am UTC (link)
	maybe he's thinking of jacking off 12 Pack... while licking Chi Chi... and getting fucked by Flex... :D (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	oheybrucewayne 2009-07-11 06:50 am UTC (link)
	LMAO I love this. A++ (Reply to this)

	acousticgrl 2009-07-11 06:51 am UTC (link)
	haha the Celine Dion one is the best. Girl is craaaazy!!! (Reply to this)

	bearsbeets 2009-07-11 06:51 am UTC (link)
	lol I love this (Reply to this)

	h0tfuss 2009-07-11 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Way to throw them under the bus, jeez. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	platinumskies 2009-07-11 06:51 am UTC (link)
	this is great. I loved when jade said "this is not amercias next top best friend" (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	h0tfuss 2009-07-11 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Remember when Sandra said, "I don't want to make any friendships"? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	poison20 2009-07-11 06:52 am UTC (link)
	because i am australia i have fuck all idea what this is (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	aurora_sparkles 2009-07-11 07:00 am UTC (link)
	...we have reality tv in Australia too. Every night, thanks Masterchef, lol. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	_xxtom 2009-07-11 06:52 am UTC (link)
	lol i love this line. It means yous a bitch and nobody wants to be your friend (Reply to this)

	miss_gulch 2009-07-11 06:53 am UTC (link)
	The people everyone hate always say that. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	miss_gulch 2009-07-11 07:01 am UTC (link)
	this looks wrong is it hates or hate? idkidk (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	oheybrucewayne 2009-07-11 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Also I miss Scream Queens. =( (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	inflixion 2009-07-11 07:39 am UTC (link)
	me too. and it'll be awhile for the next one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: it's all giggles and blowjobs. thughug 2009-07-11 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Now I'm watching all of these videos of theirs. (Reply to this) (Parent)