mister lindsay lohan daddy ([info]rescueme_fromme) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2009-07-10 22:34:00
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Artie Lange charged with DUI
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"The Howard Stern Show" personality and comedian Artie Lange, 41, was charged with driving under the influence of an intoxicant and with careless driving Friday in New Jersey, according to the Asbury Park Press.

Police found Lange after responding to a minor traffic accident around 1:30 p.m., the newspaper said on its website.

The paper quoted police saying that Lange was cooperative and did not appear to be under the influence of any illicit drugs.

Lange was scheduled to appear Friday night at the Ocean County Library in Toms River, New Jersey to talk about his book, "Too Fat to Fish."

Lange was an original member of the "MADtv" cast, and has appeared in movies such as "Old School" and "Beer League." He also has a recurring character on the show "Rescue Me."

As stated on its Web site, the state of New Jersey can sentence first-time offenders to as long as to 30 days in jail, require as much as 48 hours in community service, levy fines as high as $1,000 and can strip a person of his or her drivers license for as long as one year.

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Mariann from Brooklyn is over it:
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[info]mizpearl1
2009-07-11 02:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, Lord.

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[info]_xxtom
2009-07-11 02:39 am UTC (link)
This guy is a fucking trainwreck.
Put him away and get him in some serious programs.

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[info]girlboymusic
2009-07-11 02:39 am UTC (link)
Aw, Asbury Park Press. That's my home paper.

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[info]xfluttergirlx
2009-07-11 02:51 am UTC (link)
me too!

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(no subject) - [info]venus_boy_love, 2009-07-11 03:47 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cherrybombx, 2009-07-11 09:54 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]herntheselights
2009-07-11 02:39 am UTC (link)
i'd drink too if i was 300 lbs.

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[info]euphoricm2
2009-07-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
lolll

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(no subject) - [info]octopus_theater, 2009-07-11 04:38 am UTC (Expand)

[info]shanny_w
2009-07-11 02:40 am UTC (link)
Obviously no one believed in you and no one was counting on you. I'm not very disappointed.

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[info]flavorpacket
2009-07-12 12:41 am UTC (link)
Ahahahaha!

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[info]thelookofarebel
2009-07-11 02:40 am UTC (link)
if you look closely, it looks like his nipples/stomach is actually a walrus face.

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[info]hellobitchezzz
2009-07-11 02:45 am UTC (link)
I see a hippo

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(no subject) - [info]normalchick, 2009-07-11 02:52 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]foodzilla, 2009-07-11 02:56 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]glenlambert, 2009-07-11 03:48 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]euphoricm2, 2009-07-11 04:20 am UTC (Expand)

[info]prettysighs
2009-07-11 02:41 am UTC (link)
Lol isn't he addicted to heroin and shit?

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[info]wring
2009-07-11 02:52 am UTC (link)
he's been clean for like 30 days or so, apparently.

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[info]slimandsexxy
2009-07-11 02:41 am UTC (link)
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[info]kiwi_escapism
2009-07-11 02:42 am UTC (link)
Does this really surprise anyone? I think not.

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[info]burnbabyburn
2009-07-11 02:42 am UTC (link)
I attribute accidently flipping through the channels and seeing the Howard Stern show with the ending of my childhood.

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ME TOO
[info]charlie_trout
2009-07-11 02:43 am UTC (link)
ugh i remember watching e! and then i fell asleep. i woke up to women sucking sausages while singing.

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Re: ME TOO - [info]burnbabyburn, 2009-07-11 02:44 am UTC (Expand)
Re: ME TOO - [info]euphoricm2, 2009-07-11 04:21 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rockroll_hearts, 2009-07-11 03:15 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]loveissuicide87, 2009-07-11 03:22 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]filed_under_d, 2009-07-12 06:48 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]normalchick
2009-07-11 02:42 am UTC (link)
I'm not surprised

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[info]sparky914
2009-07-11 02:42 am UTC (link)
Awww, I'm from that area. Way to go Artie.

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[info]carolyn_99
2009-07-11 02:42 am UTC (link)
oh artie. where were your handlers?

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[info]amazingrando
2009-07-11 02:43 am UTC (link)
I know, right? Someone's slacking.

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(no subject) - [info]kalikat003, 2009-07-11 02:53 am UTC (Expand)

[info]nauticals
2009-07-11 02:43 am UTC (link)
shocking.

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[info]meangirl33
2009-07-11 02:43 am UTC (link)
I read this "Avril Lavigne charged with dui"

damn i need some sleep lmao

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[info]xotiffanysheree
2009-07-11 02:51 am UTC (link)
your icon is amazing. lmfao.

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[info]dissention_1
2009-07-11 02:44 am UTC (link)
comedian Artie Lange

lies & deception.

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[info]laurie_springs
2009-07-11 02:45 am UTC (link)
I loled

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(no subject) - [info]chung_____chung, 2009-07-11 03:11 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]love_allure, 2009-07-11 03:16 am UTC (Expand)

[info]laurie_springs
2009-07-11 02:45 am UTC (link)
The title of this topic is so fucking redundant.

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[info]jamie_frazzled
2009-07-11 02:46 am UTC (link)
Good. Put this ugly, fat fuck in prison where he belongs. I'm sick of his "I'm sober! LOOK AT ME!" bullshit. He's obviously lying, and he should be out of a job by now.

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[info]lack_ofcolour
2009-07-11 02:48 am UTC (link)
Hope he gets help. I remember just recently seeing some post about him ranting that they wouldn't let him on Conan's show until he sobered up. I got the feeling that he didn't think he had a problem. Maybe now he'll get it?

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[info]eener
2009-07-11 10:13 am UTC (link)
I think he realizes it is a problem but isn't motivated enough. I think he has been trying to stay off the hard drugs, but probably (obviously) still continued drinking. I guess he didn't want to try total abstinence from everything. Though maybe he had stopped drinking for a bit and then started again and didn't think he was as drunk as we was because he didn't have as many drinks as he used to? Or didn't feel as fucked up because he wasn't using drugs along with the drinking? lol idk but I find it shocking that it took him this long to get a dui.

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[info]chung_____chung
2009-07-11 02:48 am UTC (link)
I told my dad this, and he said "I know"

Artie Lange is like the only celebrity where my dad knows the gossip before I do.

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[info]grande_latte
2009-07-11 02:48 am UTC (link)
didnt he also get banned from the tonight show?

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[info]beautifiers
2009-07-11 02:48 am UTC (link)
good god, that's a disgusting man.

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[info]foodzilla
2009-07-11 02:48 am UTC (link)
ugh that picture

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[info]smilez4you
2009-07-11 02:50 am UTC (link)
LOL what is this gif from?

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(no subject) - [info]jamie_frazzled, 2009-07-11 02:56 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]foodzilla, 2009-07-11 02:57 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]kalikat003, 2009-07-11 02:54 am UTC (Expand)

[info]marmar627
2009-07-11 02:49 am UTC (link)
I wonder how hammed David Cross is getting right now to celebrate this

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[info]wring
2009-07-11 02:53 am UTC (link)
LOL he's not even pissed!

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(no subject) - [info]foodzilla, 2009-07-11 02:58 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]elsienita, 2009-07-11 03:21 am UTC (Expand)

[info]ohsnapohsnap
2009-07-11 02:49 am UTC (link)

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