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@ 2009-07-03 08:51:00
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People's Top Celeb Quotes of the Week!
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"As you long you have three minutes, you can get it done."

– Mark Consuelos, telling Josh Duhamel how a busy celebrity can start a family, on Live! With Regis and Kelly





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"If it wasn't for Michael Jackson, people like Justin Timberlake would probably be selling curly fries in the [San Fernando] Valley."

– Jeremy Piven, paying respect to the King of Pop, at the BET Awards





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"I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!"

– Taylor Swift, on life in the spotlight, to Glamour





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"Just sat on one of those toilets you flush and the water comes up a little too high and kisses your satchel. Viva la TMI!!"

– John Mayer, over-sharing, on Twitter





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"I get $13 [a week] now, because I'm 13."

– Abigail Breslin, on making the big bucks now that she's a teenager, at the premiere of My Sister's Keeper




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"I do find it bizarre that people find it bizarre that I've grown up."

– Mandy Moore, on her inescapable pop past, to Women's Health





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"I'm looking forward to banking that paycheck."

– Adam Lambert, being honest about going on the Idols Live tour this summer, to PEOPLE





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"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!"

– Hayden Panettiere, on her first nude scene in the movie I Love You, Beth Cooper, while promoting the film





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"I make soulless electronic pop. But when you're on ecstasy in a nightclub grinding up against someone and my music comes on, you'll feel soul."

– Lady Gaga, describing her sound, to MTV





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"I'm so sorry to interrupt my friend Stephen, but look, I'm not dead."

– Jeff Goldblum, after Stephen Colbert said he could confirm that Goldblum had died, on The Colbert Rep
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Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20289233,00.html



  



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[info]liquiddatura
2009-07-03 04:31 pm UTC (link)
"Just sat on one of those toilets you flush and the water comes up a little too high and kisses your satchel. Viva la TMI!!"

Your satchel?

Really?

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[info]ceruleansun
2009-07-03 04:34 pm UTC (link)
lmfao ikr

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(no subject) - [info]ociousity, 2009-07-03 08:28 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]leopard_legs, 2009-07-04 11:07 am UTC (Expand)

[info]8hrs
2009-07-03 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Abigail Breslin is so cute.

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[info]batmansbabe
2009-07-03 04:52 pm UTC (link)
i always thought she was cuter than dakota.

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(no subject) - [info]m3ts_ftw, 2009-07-03 04:58 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ruby_chick, 2009-07-03 05:52 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]up_and_away1252, 2009-07-03 05:14 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]filed_under_d, 2009-07-04 01:25 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]leopard_legs, 2009-07-04 11:08 am UTC (Expand)

[info]whatwouldwasdo
2009-07-03 04:34 pm UTC (link)
ilu jeff goldblum. NEVER DIE.

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[info]madeline_may
2009-07-03 04:35 pm UTC (link)
USING THE WORDS "JEFF GOLDBLUM" AND "DIE" IN THE SAME SENTENCE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A FEDERAL OFFENSE.

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(no subject) - [info]easy_peasy_24, 2009-07-03 04:40 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]whatwouldwasdo, 2009-07-03 04:40 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mialicia, 2009-07-03 06:23 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]ceruleansun
2009-07-03 04:34 pm UTC (link)
love that outfit gaga's wearin

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[info]wring
2009-07-03 04:51 pm UTC (link)
those shoes! and i want crystals exploding out of my hip too!

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(no subject) - [info]jcreds87, 2009-07-03 06:08 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]klutzy_girl
2009-07-03 04:35 pm UTC (link)
"As you long you have three minutes, you can get it done."

– Mark Consuelos, telling Josh Duhamel how a busy celebrity can start a family, on Live! With Regis and Kelly


Okay, that's hilarious, Mark Consuelos. No wonder Kelly married you.

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[info]tammyinlalaland
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
I love Leo and Mateo hanging

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(no subject) - [info]avantgardeluv, 2009-07-03 05:02 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ice489, 2009-07-03 07:28 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]tammyinlalaland, 2009-07-03 07:35 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]mrskulash
2009-07-03 04:35 pm UTC (link)
wtf breslins, abigail deserves more than $13/week

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[info]madeline_may
2009-07-03 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I think it's smart. It'll keep her humble and normal.

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(no subject) - [info]candysweet21, 2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]und3rmythumb
2009-07-03 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Gaga's comment made me laugh. I can see it happening, tbh. And at least she's honest.

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[info]easy_peasy_24
2009-07-03 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Mte. Speaking as someone who thinks her music is shit and think she is the most fucking annoying thing in pop culture right now, you know, wishing she would just fucking diaf already, it's the only thing she's ever said that has even remotely endeared me to her.

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[info]8hrs
2009-07-03 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Also, I don't go to nightclubs or do ecstasy or listen to Lady Gaga, but I really like that comment of hers.

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[info]hey_lamppost
2009-07-03 04:35 pm UTC (link)
the abigail one is so cute

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[info]justbolognese
2009-07-03 04:36 pm UTC (link)
At least Lady Gaga is honest.
And Jeff Goldblum at Colbert was priceless

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[info]mialicia
2009-07-03 06:24 pm UTC (link)
This.

That segment and Colbert's 'Boot Camp' ones are my faves, fo realz.

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[info]roxania
2009-07-03 04:36 pm UTC (link)
If it wasn't for Michael Jackson, people like Justin Timberlake would probably be selling curly fries in the [San Fernando] Valley

bet, you suck for not appreciating that joke!

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[info]up_and_away1252
2009-07-03 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Ohh they booed?? Pfft what a bunch of brats.

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[info]sosinprogress
2009-07-03 04:36 pm UTC (link)
abigail breslin gets more money than i do

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[info]socksandaphone
2009-07-03 04:41 pm UTC (link)
me to bb :(

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[info]hi_imnatalie
2009-07-03 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I have to say, that Lady Gagas quote is right on the money.

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[info]candysweet21
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Abigail Breslin is so cute

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[info]je_ne_sais_twat
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
one of those toilets you flush....

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[info]im_chris_hansen
2009-07-03 04:49 pm UTC (link)
you know, like one of those books that you read...

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[info]hjalmartazar
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
lol ngl i LOVE these celeb quote posts, we need more of them

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[info]im_chris_hansen
2009-07-03 04:46 pm UTC (link)
people.com updates every friday.

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[info]annyongannyong
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
this just made me remember when mandy moore was in the princess diaries

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[info]im_chris_hansen
2009-07-03 04:47 pm UTC (link)
she was?

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[info]colossusx
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
"If it wasn't for Michael Jackson, people like Justin Timberlake would probably be selling curly fries in the [San Fernando] Valley."

I LOVED THIS. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH.

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[info]azure_rhymes
2009-07-03 04:39 pm UTC (link)
oh fuck, now I was curly fries! :(

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[info]_xxtom
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Abigail bb you gettin ~robbed~

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[info]expendable_
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Lady Gaga made me really wanna do some E haha

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[info]sherbearlove
2009-07-03 05:16 pm UTC (link)
mte

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(no subject) - [info]floating_to_sea, 2009-07-03 05:44 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]shuttered
2009-07-03 04:37 pm UTC (link)
3 minutes is surely all that is bearable with Fergie

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[info]foodzilla
2009-07-03 04:43 pm UTC (link)
and that is only when you do this

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[info]wt_hell_fred
2009-07-03 04:38 pm UTC (link)
oh hi Mike I see you behind the gaga

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[info]colossusx
2009-07-03 04:46 pm UTC (link)
whut?

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(no subject) - [info]wt_hell_fred, 2009-07-03 05:16 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]azure_rhymes
2009-07-03 04:38 pm UTC (link)
SHUT UP TAYLOR SWIFT.

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[info]calderone9
2009-07-03 04:41 pm UTC (link)
aww your icon is so cute

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(no subject) - [info]azure_rhymes, 2009-07-03 04:45 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]coffeenmorphine
2009-07-03 04:38 pm UTC (link)
I make soulless electronic pop. But when you're on ecstasy in a nightclub grinding up against someone and my music comes on, you'll feel soul.

omg. my respect for Gaga just went up a tiny bit.

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[info]strumaway
2009-07-03 04:42 pm UTC (link)
mte.

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(no subject) - [info]solacia, 2009-07-03 08:08 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]foodzilla
2009-07-03 04:39 pm UTC (link)
jeff goldblum is so wonderful on law&order this season

also go away john mayer, jeremy piven and hayden pantyhair

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[info]benvolio87
2009-07-03 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Lmfao, Hayden Pantyhair. A+ bb

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